Clop survey

[Wolffie 212]

Hmm, true. Still slightly surprising, though.

Also, why has this thread become a place to discuss which pony is 'hawtest'? Jk, guys, jk. 

You're right! We need a unified clopping thread instead of a survey! Has that ever been done here? I've been on forums where it has been. If it's okay with the mods, DIBS!

[omnusus 52]

I like to think i'm a professional clopper. No one clops with the intensity that i do. I kind of think im a big deal. I clop all day erry day.

This has got to be the best thing I've read all day. Seriously, I'm saving this so I can read it again and again.

 

You, sir, made my day.

[Kamil 315]

I probably COULD have answered no to the last question, but I figured that there were more people who would have a problem with me saying no where they would say yes, than the other way around.

 

That said, I fap more than I clop.

 

 

... and cartoon ponies aren't the worst of the things which may be involved in that.

[Persian 46]

I answered no to all three.

 

I am against clopping. I think that pornography in general is harmful to guy's sexual expectations on a woman because men learn to be sexually turned on by certain things that are completely part of their control, but that can cause them to love real women less.

 

But hell, what do I know? I'm just a woman who can be sexually objectified to suit whatever a man desires from my body. Not like the way that we treat women even matters. All that feminist movement crap about women being equal? What does that matter if it gets in the way of a man's sexual desires?

 

I wonder what Lauren Faust thinks about clopping.

 

First of all, there's porn for girls too. Don't deny it. It is unfortunately still taboo for us, girls,l to like that kind of stuff. I don't see porn as harmful at all. I see porn as a great alternative to release pent-up sexual tension. See, it's not everybody who have a mate ready for them. Some people (like myself) don't want a mate at all, for various reasons. Porn (and clopping) is a great way to not be overwhelmed with our libido.

 

As for me, I dislike "real" porn, though I have nothing against it, for the simple fact that I am purely fictosexual. I am only attracted to fictional characters. Doesn't mean that I don't have libido, it's quite the opposite actually. Rule 34 is a nice way for me to see the characters I like in a more sensual way, which I really enjoy.

 

As for Lauren Faust? I'm pretty sure that all of MLP:FiM's crew know about clopping but doesn't really mind as it give them more fans. And I know, thank to the "Let's go and meet the Bronies" part of the "Bronydoc" that at least John De Lancie (Discord) know about clopping and doesn't seem to mind much...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

 And I know, thank to the "Let's go and meet the Bronies" part of the "Bronydoc" that at least John De Lancie (Discord) know about clopping and doesn't seem to mind much...

 

Probably because he's used to it. He was on Star Trek, and that fandom has plenty of art and stories of its own of a sensual nature. He knows about that, I'm guessing, so it doesn't surprise him that My Little Pony has its own version of it.

[Wolffie 212]

Since this thread is originally for a survey, I made a dedicated clopping thread for more topic-specific discussion. That way, we have our own little clubhouse, that is actually designed for talking about the hawtest ponies and clop politics.

 

http://mlpforums.com/topic/62041-unified-clopping-sanctuary/

[Shanks 10,816]

You're right! We need a unified clopping thread instead of a survey! Has that ever been done here? I've been on forums where it has been. If it's okay with the mods, DIBS!

R34 isn't really allowed on here so I don't know exactly what would a unified clopping thread have other than that exactly? The closest thing I can think of is what your favorite pony to clop to is and a few of you have already answered that.

 

 

And, it's just normal. I can't imagine what being horny all the time would be like, because, as said before, I'm 13. And a girl.

It is not fun I can tell you that much, it is like having an itch and scratching it again and again with the scratching only providing short term relief.

[Wolffie 212]

R34 isn't really allowed on here so I don't know exactly what would a unified clopping thread have other than that exactly? The closest thing I can think of is what your favorite pony to clop to is and a few of you have already answered that.

 

Well this thread is called "clop survey" and the main topic is asking people a series of questions.

 

I don't know, I thought it would be a good idea.

 

My favorite threads on other forums was a big clopping thread.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

They are horses. In reality, they would look like actual horses.

That's complete bullcrap. They look nothing like actual horses. Do you even know what an actual horse looks like????

 

Being intimate with actual horses is disgusting, and it's completely different.

Edited November 28, 2013 by Champion RD92

[Persian 46]

Clopping is my least favorite part of the MLP culture. It's gross. They are horses. In reality, they would look like actual horses. Think about it. If you want to watch and hear horses breeding, look it up on YouTube. Being intimate with horses is beastiality and I cannot express enough how much this is just.. Sad. I'm sorry but I really don't like this

 

They are not horses at all. They are unrealistically colored, slightly antropomorphed, talking, sentient, FICTIVES, ponies and most of them have some kind of magic. They are nothing like horses. Horses aren't attractive at all.

[Mutemutt 773]

Some of you guys are just too funny 

And all this clopper camaraderie almost makes me want to be a part of it... almost.

 

But I got to answer "no" to all the questions. I've seen the art and it's well drawn stuff but that's about as far as it goes for me. Just good looking, albeit sexual, art. I'm not too sure about clopfics though, never tried one. Who knows, they might be an exciting read. I doubt I'd actually clop though.

[HunterTSN 1,444]

 

Clopping is my least favorite part of the MLP culture. It's gross. They are horses. In reality, they would look like actual horses. Think about it. If you want to watch and hear horses breeding, look it up on YouTube. Being intimate with horses is beastiality and I cannot express enough how much this is just.. Sad. I'm sorry but I really don't like this

You're a funny guy, you know that?

Seriously though, I'm not a clopper myself but comparing this to bestiality (which you spelled wrong by the way) is, while correct in a way, saddening to me. The ponies from G4 MLP are absolutely no where near anatomically correct to real horses or ponies in size, shape, and every other way you can mention. There's nothing different about beatin' it to ponies than there is to fapping to anime characters or furries. Everyone has their fetishes (even me, and I'm asexual) and it's okay for you not to share someone else's, but when you say that what someone else likes is disgusting then you sir disgust me.

 

If you want to continue thinking that girly colorful cartoon ponies have intercourse in public places while braying like a wounded cow go ahead, but don't spreading your plague to everybody else.

Edited May 29, 2013 by TheSteampunkNinja (TSN)

[Wolffie 212]

Well, looks like UCS headquarters has been taken down. It's a shame. Perhaps the moderators do not have the same enthusiasm that we do.

[Rappy0 338]

What can I say they have really hot personalities. Also MLP =/= real horses what is wrong with you? I don't even see them as horses when I'm watching the show.

[Sleeping_Warrior 25]

Took 3 yes....

feeling guilty and happy at the same time....

But I need to stop that because of the upcoming 5km and 10km tests....hope I won't screw it this year....

[Luna's Husbando 61]

I'm a clopper alright. I'm surprised that this many people here are cloppers; I would have expected the numbers to be much lower but I guess I should lurk moar.....

Edited May 29, 2013 by Luna's Husbando

[MadDoggyca 710]

There should have been a age section for the poll. how many of these cloppers are 13-17 and even worse how many are under 13 that by passed the age requirement to even be allowed to have account on here

 

 

Just doing a quick scan on peoples profile.. There a lot that don't post their age, birth date, or even gender

(click on my name and you see a full filed out profile)

Edited May 29, 2013 by MadDoggyca

[Somebody 570]

The fact that this question is still being asked, after all this time, really disturbs me...

 

Why won't people just leave this subject alone? It's just the same arguments over and over and over again. I've been in this fandom since the beginning, and this subject has always existed, and the same two sides always say the same two things. From the looks of things, it's never going to go away, either.

 

This is directed at no one in particular, but Bronies as a group seriously need to grow up, because it's all just old hat now...

[Vincent 7]

I've got to say that I actually saw the R34 pics before I even saw the show XD  I'm into some really odd porn so those pics kept showing up and I was like "what is the deal with all these ponies?" So I checked it out.

 

The R34 pics alone are strange and would attract a crowd of equally strange individuals.  However, clopping is more of an imagination of a fantasy with the character behind the picture in my opinion in which case totally makes sense.

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Well, looks like UCS headquarters has been taken down. It's a shame. Perhaps the moderators do not have the same enthusiasm that we do.

That explains why I haven't heard from it in awhile. It's too bad, but I can't say I didn't expect this. It's probably for the best though, and I know feld0 doesn't like his network to contain that kind of stuff.

[Mand'alor Dash 2,224]

I occasionally "enjoy" non-MLP R34, but never once have I partaken in any gratification to a cartoon horse nor to any anthropomorphic/humanized interpretations of such.

 

Legalspeak. Yay!

[DashieLives 20]

I used to be a cloppet tbh, and I got tired of it and wait until I am older enough to do so but I'm scared if my parents found our i clopped.

[Lisa 5,553]

I have clopped before, more than once. But I wouldn't consider myself a "Clopper". I don't clop for a title, I clop for my own pleasurement.

Edited November 28, 2013 by Aeire

[Bendy 1,821]

I think clopping goes under Xenophilia, since the MLP FIM Ponies are sapient beings just like us Humans.

 

And yes, I'm a Clopper. 

 

Also multiverse means the MLP FIM Ponies clop to us Humans too.

Edited May 29, 2013 by Rush

[Bucky McGillyCuddy 956]

I'm actually really surprised, and a little worried, that I'm in the minority right now (doesn't Clop).

 

Survey results reveal that of the 58% of people who have ever clopped, that 54% are repeat offenders but only 40% of them consider themselves to being cloppers haha. I know that's not exactly how the numbers work but I find that pretty funny. I'm not against it but I don't really understand it, there are better things out there to draw your sword at.

Edited May 29, 2013 by Bucky_McGillycuddy