RazzyJam 1,519 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Ok Guys, this is a very serious question, so answer truthfully and honestly and with whatever reasoning you have. Put as much thought as you can into this If you had to choose between dying in one of two ways, would you rather: Be chewed to death by a lion - but, this lion has no teeth, so its more like being slowly gummed to death-OR- Be tied down, covered in honey, and eaten alive by ants. Lets hear your answers! 1 Riley was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jw5587 182 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Right, well I'm no expert, but I think it's a fair assumption that lions have quite a lot of pressure in their bites, like enough to snap bones, even without teeth. So I'd go with the lion, because I could just stick my neck and his mouth and he could just snap my neck fairly quickly. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkie D Pie 1,036 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Probably lion, because at least in my death I would be with an animal that I love. And I hate ants, like a lot. I mean I think all ants should die. All of them. Besides, I'm sure a lion could kill me fairly quickly, and my neck should crack fast, so I should die pretty fast. 3 My OC's Shadow Stalker/Aarod Brachuin/Dark Chocolate/Cocoa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Horn 430 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Being devoured by ants while lying on the ground helplessly would be painful and horrible, thus I would much rather be eaten by a lion. 1 "The most horrible kind of ignorance is to have an opinion on an experience that you have never experienced.""Get off your high horse and give her a hug." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toxic Widow 62 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Definitely a lion. Ants have really painful bites and well, it would be slow. Like really slow. And then the sensation of tiny legs crawling all over you as you die...Well... That's just gross. 2 "This ain't a party Get off the dance floor You want the get down Here comes the gang war" ~My Chemical Romance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirTherodar 28 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 The ants would be a horrible way to die, they would get everywhere: eyes, ears, mouth, nose, just awful. The lion, even without teeth, could snap the neck fairly quickly, making death mostly painless. I am also slightly concerned as to why this question is being asked in the first place. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranglam 28 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 The lion. Live by the sword, die by the sword. As a leo I shall die by the lion! Besides that you said nothing about the lion having claws or suffocating my or something. with ants I know it will be slow. Spinian.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihei 713 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 There is no doubt that I'd choose lion. They can bite.. pretty hard. Because the same pressure you need to bite a carrot is the same pressure you need to bite a person's finger off. Being on the ants would freak me out WAAAY more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazzyJam 1,519 July 12, 2013 Author Share July 12, 2013 As a leo I shall die by the lion! You know, its funny you say that. Im a Leo as well. My grandmother, she was a Cancer... Kind of ironic how she died... She was eaten by a giant crab 4 Riley was here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Definitely the lion. Their bites have a ton of force behind them, teeth or not. Plus, it'd probably be going claws-ablazing, too. Ants suck and look scary, plus being sticky is not fun. I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orablanco Account 3,707 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Still the lion. You said nothing about claws! But in all seriousness, I hate bugs, and the thought of being slowly eaten to death by a whole swarm of them disturbs me to no end. Onwards to my DeviantArt page! Sig by the illustrious Kyoshi! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philosophy Pony 123 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 hmmmmmm....I would most likely want to be gummed by the lion lol I can't honestly say why, I guess I just prefer it is all Honey and ants sounds gruesome “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” ― Mark Twain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tranglam 28 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 It's sad... I'd cook that crab... But besides that I suppose one would pass out before the ants did too much damage but they would still hurt like no other. Spinian.deviantart.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HunterTSN 1,444 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 This is stupid, I would take BOTH OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME! Being gnawed on by a toothless lion would get my mind of being eaten alive by ants, and plus the honey would taste good. 2 Your very own Victorian-styling, airship-flying, super-sizing, brass-lining, quick-drying, detoxifying, low-pricing, newbie-knifing, over-driving, sometimes-hiding, unsurprising, ninja-fighting, perfect-timing, always-smiling, never-lying, best at writing, also rhyming automaton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 (edited) Haha, I remember this exact scenario in a book I read when I was much younger. Funny story, but onto the serious question. Either way here I'm pretty much screwed, so I can take my mortality out of the equation. The lion will still have quite a bit of pressure in its gumming so perhaps I could get it to destroy a vital organ so I could go quicker. Also, while the Lion doesn't have teeth, it does still have its claws and it would still be dangerous. The ant option is far more unpleasant in my opinion. Being covered in honey and swarmed with ants gnawing their little teeth to devour me isn't exactly the quickest way to go either and I'd probably be in both psychological and physical torment much longer than the lion scenario. However, there is the chance that the ants might only eat the honey and leave me to live another day... Nah, I'm going with the toothless lion to be on the "safe" side. Edited July 12, 2013 by Celtore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadedSkies 1,874 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Probably lion, because at least in my death I would be with an animal that I love. And I hate ants, like a lot. I mean I think all ants should die. All of them. Besides, I'm sure a lion could kill me fairly quickly, and my neck should crack fast, so I should die pretty fast. I laughed at the part when you said "I mean i think all ants should die. All of them" Do ants even have a purpose on earth? (There probably is but i cant think of one straight from my head) But anyways yeah ill go with the lion cause it would probably take ants for ever to eat a human 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foreigner And Lover 207 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Being eaten alive by a toothless lion is probably more dignified than death by ants, so I'm going to go with that... Assuming I can't eat any honey, that is. My OC-http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/absolute-justice-r3895 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezio Auditore 702 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcoCkxonm6E You ever seen that? Screw ants, I'll take a lion that needs dentures over ants any day bro. Have you ever seen an ant up close? They're gross. Edited July 12, 2013 by Ezio Auditore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FadedSkies 1,874 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rhv9dh2j-o You ever seen that? Screw ants, I'll take a lion that needs dentures over ants any day bro. Have you ever seen an ant up close? They're gross. Thats disgusting! I friggin hate ants especially red ones. And i think there are ones that could fly? I just hate bugs anything even if its harmless 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Akemi 974 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 (edited) I'd rather be remembered by being eaten by a lion than ants. I'd also die quicker. I think being killed by a powerful animal is more noble than a bunch of pesky insects taking you over. Edited July 12, 2013 by Misumi Nagisa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rappy0 338 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 I would take the lion those claws man they'll get you bad, would most likely going to be dead by the time the lion eats to gumming you. The ants would take to much time I would rather my death be quick. Besides "He was gummed by a lion." Sounds better then "He was eaten by ants." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReverseFaller 2,483 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 So being eaten by the lion is kinda like being eaten by Gummy? Sure that works for me. The ant thing just seems horrifying, no thanks. I don't want death by a swarm of those little bastards. 2 Credit for the signature goes to Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MelancholicMemory 2,025 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Getting eaten by ants makes you seem like a wuss. Being eaten by a lion is still kinda badass. I'm gonna go with the lion. It would probably hurt less too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootadress 361 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Ants killing me like that sounds gross, cruel, and sounds horrible. I would hate that death. Lions sound less painful. I mean, die by cute animal?! Better then ants I can say. SCOOTALOO = Best CMC PINKIE PIE=Best Pony LUNA=Best Princess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dzastur 1,719 July 12, 2013 Share July 12, 2013 Reminds me of an old riddle from when I was a kid: Would you rather that a lion ate you, or a tiger? You'd want the lion to eat the tiger. Ain’t that Equestria / Drop on by / Ain’t that Equestria / Give friendship a try / Ain’t that Equestria / Ponies who fly / Little pink cupcakes for Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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