Confession Time!

[Strafe 594]

 

I curse a lot...

[Little Miss Fluttershy 678]

I stole some candy from a store once, and when I finally acquire a Fluttershy plushie we will have slumber parties and snuggle together every night. (:

Edited February 16, 2012 by Little Miss Fluttershy

[Comet Tail 808]

What you just say about my mom?!

 

Your mother was a hamster alicorn, and your father smelt of eldeberries!

 

Okay, you know what, Celestia I guess is kinda huggable in that way. But actually, as a Godlike figure, she's more "bowable" than hugable. I guess it depends on how godlike or queen-like she is. But whatever the case, the ponies bow to her every time, so...

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

I watch a TV show for little girls about little ponies.

 

Okay, fine. I'll put a real one.

 

I sleep with my Twilight Sparkle plush every night.

 

 

Here's mine:

 

I wish I had a Twilight Sparkle plush to sleep with every night.

 

 

Wish I could share your enthusiasm for sitting on toilet seats, but public bathrooms are filthy. The irony is that you are in a men's room...what exactly are you trying to achieve?

Edited February 16, 2012 by glitterlicious

[Arylett Charnoa 4,919]

Well... honestly, I don't think I've ever done anything truly bad. The most I can say is that I've tossed a spoon/shoes at my parents before when I was younger, angrier, and more temperamental. Also, I cry very often. It's easy to make me start shedding tears. And despite how I seem to have a kind of outer composure, I can break down and just lose my cool with anxiety and panic in a snap.

 

Also, when I was younger, I seriously hated being human and humanity. I saw it as being corrupted, and felt like I had the soul of a dog and was really a dog on the inside. Honestly... um... ;;Blush;; ...I still feel the same way, kind of. Although now I love and appreciate my humanity. It's just that part of me is very personal and important, and it'll never go away.

 

Nowadays as well, I imagine myself often as my ponysona, and feel really connected to it. I guess that IS me in a sense. I also imagine everyone else around me as ponies.

[Zalgo 593]

 

Why do you ponies post so few things?

 

Sometimes I like to behave like I'm psychopathic.

I've never had a real girlfriend.

I slept with plushies untill I was about 13.

Once I though I saw my aunt in a store so I ran there and hugged her but when she turned around it was an old lady.

Whenever my parents buy cookies I steal them and hide them in my room so I can eat them all up.

I pretend to sleep when my parents tells me to but when they fall asleep I sit at the computer the whole night.

Sometimes I do funny faces into the mirror when I'm bored.

When I see people on TV make fun of themselves I get embarrassed myself.

Sometimes I am biting on my fingernails.

Sometimes when my fingers bleed I eat the blood because I think it tastes quite good.

I whistle so much so sometimes I consider myself as a whistle-pro since I can whistle almost anything at any speed.

I pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise.

I've been in love with one of my (female) friends.

Sometimes I do odd things to get attention.

I've had dreams about torturing people. (not that, but I had dreams about being tortured)

I hate to share stuff (ex. candy) with others, it makes me feel a very strong regret.

When watching a movie it's very important to me that everyone watching are 100% focused on the movie or else I get angry.

I watch a show for little girls called "My Little Pony Friendship is Magic"

 

I do all of the above things.

[Cross Beats 28]

I once Stole a bottle of baileys that my mum was "Fermenting" And drank it all in bed. No drunkness or sickness at all. I was 12 at the time XD

[Skar 324]

I set a plastic trash can on fire and watched it melt into a blob of green. ( I was a Pyromaniac when I was younger)

 

http://goo.gl/7c3yd

 

HOLY CRAP I'm using this all the time now!

[Jonke 3,743]

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

 

 

Edit: turned out to be more "spammy" than i though.

Edited February 16, 2012 by Jonke

[Shankveld 4,949]

- I prefer dark hair and light eyes, to light hair and dark eyes

- I don't find other languages and accent sexy (with the exception of southern amerika!)

- My sister is my mini-slave and I treat her unfairly if she doesn't do as I want

- I'm very lazy

- I have no parents

- I tell my bf I don't mind just having common law, but I secretly wish he would propose to me

- I've never watched porn, nor will I ever. It's just stupid (for so many reason I don't feel like listing right now)

-My favourite pokemon is and has always been Raichu

-I like attention

-I hate when guys flirt with me at work/school/clubs; but I enjoy rejecting them

-It takes me an hour to ready the most dolled-up

-I take shorter showers then my bf, and I shave my legs in there

-I hate men who don't respect//sexify/objectify women

-I value equality and honesty above anything else

 

-I think Majora's Mask is better than Ocarina of Time.

 

Not a confession since it's true ~

[Vicke 3,189]

OK I ADMIT IT!

WHEN I WAS LITTLE! I STOLE 1 POKEMON CARD FROM A FRIEND!

 

Will you ever forgive me?

[Nordica 180]

- I fainted in the cinema on a school trip The combination of too much popcorn and a particularly bloody scene in "127 hours" was ultimately too much for me. I felt like shit when I woke up.

 

- I felt depressed after watching Avatar.

[Inactive01 5,299]

Well here's some of mine:

• Even though I'm a 90's kid by birth, I haven't watched most of the heart of the 90s until recently.
• I've never watched an episode of Family Guy, The Simpsons, nor South Park.
• I wasn't allowed to watch Scooby Doo until I was in my teenage years.
• I had a crush on a girl for 3 years straight even though she clearly wasn't interested.

[Ninja Derpy 343]

Hmm, well I helped Liam (Rdude) set his neighbors house on fire....

All I can think of now.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Me and my friend were playing 1 on 1 football (Basically punt it away, and try to score on the return) and he tried to tackle me by hooking my mouth, and knocked out a baby tooth.

[DiZzYLiF3 15]

let's go, they are many Lol XD

 

1. I hate insects

2. I sleep naked if not a friends sleeps at my house or i sleep at anothers house

3. I talk to my dog as if it was able to understand me

4. I have no porn on my computer but i watch it on the internets sometimes

5. I like math i school

6. I have a bad cellphone

7. I stole 2 euro from my dad when i was 7years old.

8. I suck at french

9. My name on xbox live is "fille15"

10. I'm a virgin.

11. I like CoD

12. I lived i South Africa in two years.

13. I'm 15 nearly 16 years old.

14. I'm running out of truths XD

15. My ex girlfriend is on a sort of rehab for taking drugs.

16. I like girls.

17. I dreamed to night that Man Utd trainer called me so in the sleep i picked up my phone and started to talk, it was my alarm ringing.

18. I'm weak.

19. I singel right now.

20. I'm going to sleep with a girl thats likes me and she's hot on the break from school next week.

21. Jokuc is awsome.

22. I'm tired.

23. I have swum one kilometere

24. Jokuc found this thread for me.

25. This is the last truth about me

[Jokuc 8,173]

 

 

let's go, they are many Lol XD

 

1. I hate insects

3. I talk to my dog as if it was able to understand me

5. I like math i school

6. I have a bad cellphone

8. I suck at french

9. My name on xbox live is "fille15"

11. I like CoD

12. I lived i South Africa in two years.

13. I'm 15 nearly 16 years old.

14. I'm running out of truths XD

16. I like girls.

17. I dreamed to night that Man Utd trainer called me so in the sleep i picked up my phone and started to talk, it was my alarm ringing.

18. I'm weak.

19. I singel right now.

21. Jokuc is awsome.

22. I'm tired.

23. I have swum one kilometere

24. Jokuc found this thread for me.

25. This is the last truth about me

 

 

 

Hemligheter och Pinsamheter Fille, inte fakta

These are no secrets.. It's a Confession thread Not a "Say random stuff about yourself" thread..

I think you misunderstood it. ^^

And number 21 is by the way, definitely no secret.

Edited February 16, 2012 by Jokuc

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

i have several, but i'll just name one for now.

 

at December last year, i stole a pair of headphones from our school and took it home, to be able to speak a 5:30 minutes long line to Feathers as a Christmas gift for him. i was gonna bring them back to school, but the microphone on them is the only one available in the house, so i'm gonna keep this pair for mahself.

 

disclaimer: i don't hate my school at all and didn't do it out of spite. i did it because there was only 2 days of school left, and i REALLY wanted to record something for Feathers... please don't judge me! D:

[Starlighty 884]

<_> I did nothing wrong *cough cough*

[KPM 288]

I came here to say I have no hope for my own future and I wish I would die.

That being said, dying while saving someone else would complete my life.

[Kapi 215]

-When I was really young, me and my friend used to sit outside and throw rocks at cars, not big rocks, juust tiny pebbles.

-I rode a tricycle off a ramp. My face met the pavement.

-I've been on the news once, that was when a neighbor was shot and killed, and I jumped into the camera during a live segment. I swear it was an accident!

-This one isn't, one time my middle school was pissing me off, accusing me of missing classes and skipping school (none of which I have EVER done or even thought of.) Since they didn't want to listen, I did the next reasonable thing, and peed on one of their trucks. Next day, they scolded me for it. Then the following day, they called the police, trying to get me arrested. I told the officer about double jepardy, and since I had served detention the day before, the school could not do anything else. The officer agreed and left. I transferred afterwards.

-Even though its more of a secret than a confession, I'm afraid of the dark. I must have a light on when I sleep at night.

 

None of that is too shocking, no.

[Zalgo 593]

I sleep with 12 stuffed animals

[Jokuc 8,173]

I sleep with 12 stuffed animals

 

All the ponies saying they sleep with them is making me wanna have mine back

[CUINJALE 120]

I secretly love the movie Waterworld.

[KPM 288]

I secretly love the movie Waterworld.

 

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Oh yeah, I try to make others do my physical work if possible. I hate it.