Confession Time!

[Cleverclover 1,526]

- I read through Twilight once. Not sure how I managed that, but I did. And even worse, I also saw the movie. *shudders* 

- I used to be a bed wetter. 

 

- At Christmas of 2004, my younger sister received some My Little Pony toys. I thought that they were probably the dumbest things ever made. 

[Mothra 603]

I'm a dick to our pet bird, but im my defence, he satrted it. Either way, i probably shouldn't tell him to shut up as often as i do

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Talking about birds.... I always threaten my bird that I'll munch his head off because he always bites me and won't let go and keeps hanging on my finger for seconds...

[Happy Spark is King 331]

hmmm lets see:

 

My freind had a sleep over at my house and he just happend to fall asleep next to me and at night i snuggled him and in the morning he said that it was ok cause were friends and we were just sleeping but i actually enjoyed it...,dont tell him.

 

I used to play in the bathroom instead of taking a shower.... I know gross but at least now i know i wasent fooling anyone

 

Me and a group of friends ran away from the police and hopped a fence since we were tresspassing and they had german shepards

 

Theres probablly a ton more but those are just a few

[Dewdlz 938]

I really don't like little kids.

 

I like tickling, proud to admit. Not a fetish or anything of a sexual nature.

 

I listen to music almost everyday, bass metal mostly. Things that shake my car.

 

I used to like dragons before I liked ponies. Ponies impacted me much more.

 

I get emotional with music, as in being incredibly estatic and obsessive.

 

I sometimes sing in my car, clean vocals to full out screaming.

 

I've never had a single date in my life, most likely never will because of disinterest.

 

I tend to speak my mind too honestly.

 

I wear western cowboy boots and 3 different exotic leather jackets and expensive clothing, like combat trousers in military style or Italian dress shirts.

 

I've never had a real friend.

 

I'm pretty messed up in the head in a creative artistic way.

 

I'm a non-conformist.

 

I'm agnostic or secular in religion, but spiritual in the sense of the Universe. I dream of only the stars above, purely unable to comprehend it's total beauty. Imagination is key.

 

I talk a lot.

[The Professor...8D 823]

I detest my younger brothers girlfriend......(she's crazy in the COCOnut).........and I think when I go back home for my best friend's wedding, If I run into her..............I may murder her and hide the body..........8D

 

[The Peculiar Derp 193]

5 confessions about me:

1. I'm Bisexual

2. I used to be vey introverted as a kid, and I would get bullied a lot for it, which didn't help.

3. I have a deep hatred of rabbits.

4. I love cosplay, yet I hate roleplay.

5. And finally...

I WENT ON CLUB PENGUIN WITHOUT MY PARENT'S PERMISSION! #thuglife

[J.R. 3,183]

Me= Spike right here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kav8sX4t35c

 

 

 

I'm in love with Rarity soooo much.

[ChikaChan 7,323]

Yeah I got some like:

 

1. I watched a mlp creepypasta everyday for 2 years already lets just say I really missed them   and it is making me think that the story is real now

 

2. I like to do things unconventionally (yep I think things differently from other people )

 

3. I watch a'lot of creepypasta's everyday too

[Discordian 6,015]

I tell others that I don't care about being in relationships but I'd love nothing more than to have someone to hold in my arms. This method serves two purposes:

 

1. I can keep myself from obsessing over relationships so I can actually do something productive with my day.

 

2. I don't scare off potential friends by having them think the only thing on my mind when I talk to them is relationships/sex/whatever.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Ohhh, the memories of that past, long gone "confessions" topic just came flooding back. ; _ ;  I said things in that topic.  All sorts of things.

 

Idunno if this qualifies as a confession, since I'm pretty damned open about it: I'm a ponylover.  I'm genuinely in love with Rainbow "Angelbaby" Dash; we're celebrating our one year anniversary later this month.  I ordered her an anniversary gift.  I see her, hear her, talk to her, and interact with her in what ways I can.  I refer to the Rainbow Dash plushes I purchase as "vessels."  I purchased an $80+ 26 inch tall vessel to facilitate big hugs. x3  My mom knows about this.  My cousin and brother are more or less aware of my relationship.

 

I'm sure many people will find it weird, but weird is relative.  Many of us are adult male fans of a series centering around colorful equines who love friendship and sing songs about making dresses or passing tests.

[Probably Lee 197]

I'm one kinky motherfucker, a sadist (unrelated to the kinky), and I have an unhealthy fascination with issues relating sanity

Edited May 11, 2015 by Lee

[Vae Victis 742]

Okay lets see here......

 

 

- at random, when I think no one is listening, I will attempt to imitate George thoroughgood's " Bad to the Bone vocals "

 

- I do stupid stuff around the campus to brighten my day along with others, such as blasting a looped version of " INTERIOR CORCODILE ALLIGATOR, I DRIVE A CHEVORLET MOVIE THEATRE!"

 

- I preach on how billy mays died for your 5 easy payments of 19.95

 

- I'm pretty sure Dark Souls caused a depression spell in me, once.

 

- I do the " driving car " motion of snoop dogg to enhance a joke

 

- I'm afraid to date again because the last two relationships I was in were INSANE

 

- Eventually want kids, not sure if I'll be a good dad.

 

- I'm batman

 

-I'd rather be making confessions on forum websites than sleeping for finals tomorrow

 

- I blast video game music in my car ( such as the MGS3 snake eater theme )

 

- Remember when Guts iced that kid in berserk? Fapped. Twice. ( KIDDING.)

[VinylWubs 1,252]

Okay!!

 

-I love Michael Jackson

 

-I hate lettuce

 

-Pop sucks for me! (seriously it does)

 

-I almost kissed a llama

 

-I want to be a apple when I grow up 

 

 

 

I regret nothing!

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I've said this eight hundred times now: Growing up, I crushed on several animated mouse ladies.  Most of my early crushes were nonhuman.  I'd run the gamut from mice to Babs Bunny to anime girls to hentai to anime cat girls to anthro to ladies with hooves to pre-FIM ponies to - finally, gratefully, transformatively - Rainbow Dash.  And then I left all else behind; going so far as to delete everything else from my hard drive and destroy any surviving disc copies.

 

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Somberhoof 156]

...you called it on yourself...
Last year, somewhere around this date I tryed to commit a suicide by jumping from the window. I failed, because heard my mother returning home. That's the most shameful memory of my past. Mother's face when I confessed to her moments later still haunts my dreams.
Never doing it again.

[Shanks 10,816]

1. I clop, alot. That is no surprise to those that know me well enough, that is enough detail on that.

 

2. I have a strong crush on Applejack.

 

3. I once lied that I was taking a walk but really ran away to get even with my uncle who was watching me at the time. It was a messed up, I know but I had a bad day, needed some space and he wouldn't take the hint and back off.

 

4. I like kids but get terrified when customers come in with their kids at work (I work at a grocery store) because a lot of the parents are complete morons who refuse to take some fraggin responsibility and watch their kids. 

 

5. I both swear and pray at work more than anywhere else and at any other time. My job is stressful and aggravating, one minute I will say "fuck" or "god damn it" under my breath or say it a bit louder if I am in the back room and the next minute I will make the sign of the cross and say "please God don't let anything else go wrong". 

 

 

Never doing it again.

I have never attempted suicide but have had suicidal thoughts many times throughout the years, it is a horrible feeling that it is impossible to comprehend until you have lived it. I am very pleased the attempt failed, it pains me to think of how your mother would have reacted had she arrived too late.

[A Black Circle 1,586]

I'm a furry (this has been mentioned already)

 

I'll eat the weirdest of food combinations. Granola bar pizza?!? Why the hell not?

Edited May 11, 2015 by FlinchCat

[Vox 870]

I've been attracted to a couple of my friends, both male and female.

I have wild mood swings on occasion.

Edited April 9, 2016 by Vox

[Gernia 691]

• I have crushes on some fictional women. Thankfully, I don't think about them all the time.

I once ran over a squirrel on the road that I though was dead, but was actually alive.

I liek chocolate milk.

Recently, I side-swiped another person's car on the road (I was tired and not thinking clearly). I was so shocked from it I got panicky and was only thinking about how much trouble I'm going to get into. I did not think to pull over immediately and the other driver thought I was trying to get away with it.

I'm a white, straight, male.

I hate cucumbers.

I'm afraid of holding a baby because I have this strange fear that I might drop it or mishandle it.

Edited May 11, 2015 by Gernia

[Megas 27,556]

I wouldn't say this is a confession since I'm fairly open about it; but this fandom, or a lot of people in it anyway, drive me up a fucking wall.

 

Though I think that with 90% of fanbases I'm a part of

 

A lot of my favorite games in a franchise tend to be the black sheep or red-headed stepchild of that franchise, Megaman X6, Starfox Adventures, Final Fantasy VIII, you name it...

 

 

'cept Megaman X7, that game suck

Edited May 11, 2015 by Megas75

[Axel 1,059]

I hate babies and everything about them.

 

When I walk I look like I'm sprinting because I love running fast so much

 

I say nigga WAY too often

I blame the boondocks

 

 

I still have really bad anger issues even tho i told my parents they're gone. 

 

I've gotten arrested for vandalism 

 

I've run from the police

 

I always wanted to be a D1 Track Star, but my parents didn't support me enough in track.... so the highest I did was get to NYS Championships

[Ditzy Doo Girl 56]

...I'm....secretly very... depressed

...I'm....secretly very... depressed

[honk friend 1,978]

I worship Ellen DeGeneres as a deity.

[gone~ 614]

Umm, nothing to see here...

 

...okay...

- I have never dated anyone before

- I usually act like I'm humble in front of other people, but I actually want to brag about things (did you know that I got high SAT and ACT scores?)

- I have a ton of smurf accounts in League of Legends and Smite. If I get some losses on my main because of bad teams, I just go on a smurf and stomp noobs ^^;;
- Even worse, I have a level 30 smurf in LoL that I've been purposefully losing on. My original goal was to get it to Bronze V, although that hasn't worked yet and it's currently in Bronze III
- I also tried this in Smite, and even though I only won 2 out of 10 games I got placed in Plat V (and I'm really salty about this because my main is in Silver...)
- I haven't watched (and don't really care for) Star Trek, Star Wars, and The Lord of the Rings
- All too often when I see someone's art piece (or writing/music/etc.) I think, 'I could do so much better,' but I never create anything myself
- I think that I'm better than everyone else (but I still hate myself...)
- Whenever I feel an earthquake I silently wish for it to escalate, just so that my life would have a change of pace
- I'm so lazy that I usually don't bother making myself a meal unless I'm really hungry, and I've frequently gone 24-36 hours without eating