If Pinkie Pie was your pet, what would you train her to do?

[Sugar Pea 2,682]

Inspired by the What fantasy pet would you own or create? thread, I thought of this random question for all to enjoy

There are no stupid answers, only awesome people.
If I had Pinkie Pie as a pet, I would train her to steal all dah cupcakes! >:3

 

(Don't take this seriously, be as random as you want >w<)

Edited August 5, 2013 by Nature Of Fluttershy

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,603]

Pinkie Pie as a pet? Ummm.... s: I have no idea. I guess break the fourth wall of reality and send me into different worlds. Like anime and stuff. 

[Scootalove 10,689]

If Pinkie Pie was my pet, I would train her to be a ninja and teach her a lot of martial arts. We would have so much fun, while stealing cupcakes with martial arts.

[Mlpfan185 1,763]

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[DarkParu 42]

I'd teach her to troll kids all day with her power of breaking fourth wall, that'd be enough since she already knows how to party hard.

[Smarts 1,622]

I would train her as my apprentice so that one day, we may conquer the world with parties and fun. The war between Fun and Anti-fun would rage on for years, but with Pinkie Pie we stand a chance against the Anti-funs most devastating forces.

[Starlighty 971]

PFTT i would have her TEACH me how to be exactly how awesome she is! seriously she throws the best parties and bakes the best cupcakes.... I need to take lessons from her not the other way around

[The Ponyville Critic 304]

I wouldn't train my Pinkie Pie to do anything, the only thing i'd do is give her hugs. And eat her hair to see if it tasted like candyfloss.

[Zygen 6,066]

Well if I had pinkie pie as a pet first of all i'd scream in joy.

 

Second of all i guess i'd teach her to break the 4th wall(Which might be hard seeing as I don't know how to break the 4th wall myself....) that way I could greedily get more ponies from Equestria .

 

 

ITS THE PERFECT PLAN!

[EasternWinds 21]

Well, if I were to think more big picture I would train Pinkie to be able to use her 4th wall abilities and amazing tracking skills to spawn amazing bakery items from cupcakes to thick, hearty breads so that she could personally jump all over the world to feed the hungry, solving world hunger problems.

 

Then in the next phase I use the new found popularity and have her encourage more funding to future MLP episodes and spin-offs so that we could all enjoy and learn the magic of friendship. Then I'd convince to break the forth wall, create a portal to bring all her pony friends over, and find a secluded island in the pacific where we could create a little trading town where people could come party and create a sustainable economy by making it an amazing tourist attraction where people can come and enjoy Pinkie's parties and other events.

[CosmicDash 31]

I think I'd be to busy hugging her to do anything else. Why would I need to train her anyway? I AM GETTING HUGS FROM PINKIE PIE RIGHT NOW NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

[Randomfacts137 61]

I would definitely hug her, and then take care of her and let her do a bunch of stuff. Luckily, I'm not easily annoyed, and when it comes to Pinkie, I can't get annoyed at all. She's just so CUUTTE!!!

[TheSupremeLeaderOfChaos 1,206]

I would train her to throw epic parties and to break the fourth wall so much that I can go into different television shows. XD And I'd probably just be really happy she was real. I mean, seriously. Pinkie Pie. As a pet. Can I say, best pet ever?

[Rockymoo 2,137]

She would already be making me bust my gut laughing every single day just by being Pinkie Pie.

That being said, I really wouldn't have to train her to do anything.

Edited August 5, 2013 by Rockymoo

[Demirari 454]

I shall train her in the ways of making portals to universes. Train her to have the ability to pop anything I want into reality. Then I shall never have to pay a single dime on something that I want. 

[Xanatos 162]

I'd train her to open tears in reality ala Elizabeth from Bioshock Infinite. She already broke the fourth wall three times or so, so she has practice.

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Pinkie Pie as my pet huh? ah I cant really train her to do anything because she does everything I would want her to do. She sings, she's funny! she can bake, she can throw great party's!

[Fluttershyfan94 5,742]

I would train her in breaking the 4th wall so I could come with her. That way we could travel to Equestria and steal all the muffins!

[Xievie 498]

First of all, I wouldn't have her as a pet. If anything, I'd raise her like a daughter.

 

I wouldn't raise her at all if she came the way she is in the show.

 

If she came as a newly born filly, I would raise her to be like she is in the show.

 

I'd like her to be the positive self she in in the show. A different Pinkie Pie is not the same Pinkie Pie to me.

[Spiritual Nightmare 88]

I would give her hugs and love her until we both died.

 

...kidding.

 

I would have HER train ME to break the fourth wall, how to have friends, how to have fun, and most importantly, how to make people LAUGH. Seriously. LAUGH.

 

Otherwise, I wouldn't treat her like a pet.

 

Bon voyage~

[GlitteryJellyBean 6]

Easy- Send her to Tokyo Japan, have her learn how to make amazing sushi. She will be my Sushi chef Yum. Can't you just see it now? Me eating all the sushi, 24/7. This is not a want it is a need lol.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

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[Flutter's lover <3 8,206]

The words "training" and "Pinkie Pie" don't belong in the same sentence. One cannot simply train the element of laughter.

 

 

She'd be too hyperactive, and unpredictable......to train her would be nearly impossible.

[Jokuc 8,174]

If Pinkie Pie was your pet, what would you train her to do?

 

...Hehuhehehe.... You know what I mean..

 

 

Seriously though, I don't think I would see her as a pet. More like a friend. You know, since she can speak and all. It would be kind of odd to have your pet speaking to you.

 

But I would probably teach her a bunch of human stuff.

Edited August 5, 2013 by Jokuc

[Diamond* 531]

Pinkie pie as a pet? Train her?

How in the hay would you train her to do something!? Shes crazy and probably learns nothing

She could make me some muffins  -_-