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I like most animals, so I don't kill, usually. Except certain insects. Moths, when they are getting really irritating. Fleas, when they are given to me by the cat. The most recent was a flea. Call me weird (please do!), but I ate it. They don't taste of much.


 

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I evicted a growing family of gnats from the home they were making in my garbage bin.  Does that count as murder?

 

Beyond that I killed a genlock...?

 

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Normally I kill spiders with a blowtorch or any kind of incendiary device.

 

I also have a pellet gun, I can't hit anything with the iron sights since they are either broken/mis-alligned or I just suck. I always miss with them.

 

I recently got a 4x40 scope with windage and elevation turrets :wub: , I zeroed it and now I'm dropping birds left and right. Even got a rabbit which I was going to eat until my parents caught me gutting it.  ^_^

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I murdered a bunch of Alliance scum. Got 30 bonus Valor points for killing their leader quick-like to boot, so that's a whole 150 VP!

 

EDIT: Shit, I forgot that I murdered a couple of other people repeatedly for 40 minutes or so an hour ago. Their names were Ahri, Lee Sin, Kennen, Zyra, and Caitlyn.

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This might sound weird but the last thing I killed were my emotions, yes that's possible, at least I could do it and now I'm ready to leave spiders and flies alone, they can bite me, poison me or whatever they might choose to do I won't defend myself.


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I just lit a bunch of ants on fire because they had infested our fire-pit, so I thought, "Why not?" 

 

It was really great fun. They practically all disintegrated in like two seconds.

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I had a battery that was leaking acid (one of the more powerful wet cells, none of that dry alkaline crap) and some mosquitos that had been immobilized by a nice smoking scented candle... I think you can do the math.

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Speaking of spiders, I'm so arachnophobic I've pulled my knife on one, and kicked walls to get them away from me(my dad one-uped me though, he said he once pinned a big one to the wall with a dart, as in the kind you throw at a dartboard) 

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"You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that."

 

-Duncan McLeod.

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I probably mass murdered a few thousand lives early this morning... I had to cut the grass and... well... I think you can figure out what sacrifices had to be made to make the grass look this nice... The poor insects and small life forms down there never knew what was coming.

 

The horror... the horror... :(

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The last thing I killed was the atmosphere.

I told a joke the other day that was a reference to something nopony in the room caught, and... yeah. There might as well have been cricket noises.

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I killed a Red phantom invader in Dark Souls and few people in  Darkroot Forest also if you dont know what im talking about Search up the bolded words

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My dad killed a bird with his face... I haven't killed anything other that a pigeon at one of my friends house. Yes it was a air soft gun.

 

 

BUT I FELT LIKE A F***IN MARINE!!

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The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him.

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Police officer.  ;)

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It's tonnes of fun! The only problem is that the matchmaking is kinda broken.  :blush:


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Nothing, I don't kill anything I prefer not to, I have some arachnophobia, and over all fear of any kind of bugs big or small. It's pathetic, the last thing I killed was maybe a fly (I am not afraid of flies) that might have been I am not sure.  


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Chuck Norris....he just couldn't stand the power of awesomeness that is inside meh.  :umad: 

On a serious note, I killed an ant.
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Oh god i'm a monster. D:

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I hit a dog the other night. I am pretty sure it died. I feel bad, but it's sort of the owners fault for not having it in a fence. I was just glad my car didnt have any damage.

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What I last killed... Hmm, probably a huge grasshopper-kinda thing which entered into my room without permission and started stalking my face. He looked exactly like this:

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"Walk always in shadows, so that you will see your foes before they see you."


 


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I'll admit that when I first started reading this thread, I thought it was pretty pointless and maybe even a little sadistic.  But the goofiness of it won me over, and I must say it's one of the funniest threads I've seen here in a long time.

 

Everybody kills bugs, so I won't bore you with that.  I think the last "higher" life form I killed was a squirrel.  I had set about a dozen strangle traps, and one of them caught a squirrel.  There isn't much meat on the little guys, but it's still a good source of protein when your options are limited.

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