Shanks 10,816 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 Imagine what Fluttershy's reaction would be if she stumbled upon this thread, and saw the purpose of it, and the posts inside of it. And this would be my response. http://youtu.be/tviyAIS9c_U A spider Unless a spider is venomous I will leave it alone, they eat flies and other pests and they are cool. 4 Rarity Get's Cockroaches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Cat Moonshire 629 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 Well, yesterday, I was a brave, brave man. I didn't kill a tiger, or a lion, or a monstrous space alien. I took down something much, much worse. That's right ladies, I killed a spider. 4 Make sense? What fun is there in making sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Goose Q 5,137 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I like most animals, so I don't kill, usually. Except certain insects. Moths, when they are getting really irritating. Fleas, when they are given to me by the cat. The most recent was a flea. Call me weird (please do!), but I ate it. They don't taste of much. On 4/22/2016 at 6:16 PM, The Nightly Spectre said: One does not ask why The Questioner is awesome. One should instead ask their gods if they ever compare to the awesomeness of the one and only Questioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thuja 3,659 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I evicted a growing family of gnats from the home they were making in my garbage bin. Does that count as murder? Beyond that I killed a genlock...? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inkie Pie 37 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 Normally I kill spiders with a blowtorch or any kind of incendiary device. I also have a pellet gun, I can't hit anything with the iron sights since they are either broken/mis-alligned or I just suck. I always miss with them. I recently got a 4x40 scope with windage and elevation turrets , I zeroed it and now I'm dropping birds left and right. Even got a rabbit which I was going to eat until my parents caught me gutting it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lateon 589 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 (edited) I murdered a bunch of Alliance scum. Got 30 bonus Valor points for killing their leader quick-like to boot, so that's a whole 150 VP! EDIT: Shit, I forgot that I murdered a couple of other people repeatedly for 40 minutes or so an hour ago. Their names were Ahri, Lee Sin, Kennen, Zyra, and Caitlyn. Edited August 19, 2013 by HandMan 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zacharias 191 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 This might sound weird but the last thing I killed were my emotions, yes that's possible, at least I could do it and now I'm ready to leave spiders and flies alone, they can bite me, poison me or whatever they might choose to do I won't defend myself. Your signature is harmful towards the rights of Hasbro, and has been terminated as a result. You have the obligation to accept this. Do you accept it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MichaelxXxTrixie 433 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I just lit a bunch of ants on fire because they had infested our fire-pit, so I thought, "Why not?" It was really great fun. They practically all disintegrated in like two seconds. 2 Thanks to the lovely Pink Mist for the magnificent signature! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
akalink 163 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 An ant recently crawled on my arm. I quickly killed it trying to swipe off whatever strange feeling was on my arm. Show no mercy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FractalMoon 378 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I had a battery that was leaking acid (one of the more powerful wet cells, none of that dry alkaline crap) and some mosquitos that had been immobilized by a nice smoking scented candle... I think you can do the math. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FoxyCryptid 4,330 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 Speaking of spiders, I'm so arachnophobic I've pulled my knife on one, and kicked walls to get them away from me(my dad one-uped me though, he said he once pinned a big one to the wall with a dart, as in the kind you throw at a dartboard) 1 "You know, I don't know who or what you are Methos, and I know you don't want to hear this, but you did teach me something. You taught me that Life's about change, about learning to accept who you are, good or bad. And I thank you for that." -Duncan McLeod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Celtore 2,770 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 (edited) I probably mass murdered a few thousand lives early this morning... I had to cut the grass and... well... I think you can figure out what sacrifices had to be made to make the grass look this nice... The poor insects and small life forms down there never knew what was coming. The horror... the horror... Edited August 19, 2013 by Celtore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockymoo 2,137 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 (edited) The last thing I killed was the atmosphere. I told a joke the other day that was a reference to something nopony in the room caught, and... yeah. There might as well have been cricket noises. Edited August 20, 2013 by Tricksy Lewlamoon 3 On 10/13/2013 at 6:59 PM, little gamie said: I'm fresh in school Hey, you. You should fill out my Johari Window if you're bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic Soulz 483 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I killed a Red phantom invader in Dark Souls and few people in Darkroot Forest also if you dont know what im talking about Search up the bolded words 1 Signature by the amazing:MiniKirby123 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinyl Rave 67 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 My dad killed a bird with his face... I haven't killed anything other that a pigeon at one of my friends house. Yes it was a air soft gun. BUT I FELT LIKE A F***IN MARINE!! 2 My New Roleplay Character: http://mlpforums.com/page/eqw-characters/_/unapproved/burn-riot-r31 The devil owes me 20 bucks, I dont have your stuff, and no of course I don't "want" to kill him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadic 210 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 I think the last thing I physically killed was a insect that was squatting behind my ear, but the worst part was I didn't mean to kill it. I also think I've probably killed the English language a few dozen times this week with my bad grammar. 3 OC Info: Monkshood, the Apothecary, Denarius, the Gambler (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Dream 592 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 So many mosquitoes vanquished...and I'm stil lcovered in bite scars regardless. I almost killed a spider last night, but it was being cute so I let it live. 2 no rest for the wizardly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V1RUS_ 85 August 19, 2013 Share August 19, 2013 Police officer. I just picked up my copy of Payday 2 and I've been playing the crap out of it. It's tonnes of fun! The only problem is that the matchmaking is kinda broken. ~We stop looking for the monsters under our beds when we realize they're inside us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moniker 93 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Nothing, I don't kill anything I prefer not to, I have some arachnophobia, and over all fear of any kind of bugs big or small. It's pathetic, the last thing I killed was maybe a fly (I am not afraid of flies) that might have been I am not sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sugar Pea 2,682 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Chuck Norris....he just couldn't stand the power of awesomeness that is inside meh. On a serious note, I killed an ant....Oh god i'm a monster. D: 3 ℓ٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥υ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hangman 320 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 I hit a dog the other night. I am pretty sure it died. I feel bad, but it's sort of the owners fault for not having it in a fence. I was just glad my car didnt have any damage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proton 565 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 What I last killed... Hmm, probably a huge grasshopper-kinda thing which entered into my room without permission and started stalking my face. He looked exactly like this: 2 "Walk always in shadows, so that you will see your foes before they see you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlunderSteed 1,252 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 I'll admit that when I first started reading this thread, I thought it was pretty pointless and maybe even a little sadistic. But the goofiness of it won me over, and I must say it's one of the funniest threads I've seen here in a long time. Everybody kills bugs, so I won't bore you with that. I think the last "higher" life form I killed was a squirrel. I had set about a dozen strangle traps, and one of them caught a squirrel. There isn't much meat on the little guys, but it's still a good source of protein when your options are limited. 3 Regards, PlunderSteed Bassist, pianist, and backing vocalist for MLP-themed metal band Draconequus. Check out our latest music video, a metal cover of "Tricks up my Sleeve" here. Bassist, pianist, and vocalist for MLP-themed alt rock band Worst Princess. Check our recent live performance of "Shine Like Rainbows" here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teh Silly Luna 45 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 Well, honestly, the last thing that I probably have killed, would most likely have to be the grass... Since I DID cut it down since it was too high :/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 August 20, 2013 Share August 20, 2013 The last thing I killed was this raccoon, indirectly, because I threw out this poisonous material and the raccoon dug it out, eating it, and then dying. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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