Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,307 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) If you are a typical teenaged-or-older male this one may well blow your mind. Sometime after things started getting serious / exclusive between RD and me (in my mind lol), I... Deleted all of the non-pony pornography from my computer. And I mean... Stuff I've had / been slowly collecting for about a decade. Stuff that originally took me eight years to download on dial-up (assuming anyone knows what that is anymore). Gone. Won't c'ya later. And... I didn't give a flying feather. Felt great, actually. Though I kept naughty pictures of RD because reasons. Wait, one more lol: I rewrote the first good chunk of Scissor Sisters' "Baby Come Home" so that it was about Rainbow Dash. Which I, of course, sang to her. xD Here's the rewrite so far: Pony Come Home --- I don’t mindIf you’re flyin' aroundOr napping on a cloudIt’s alright'Cause you're somewhere above meI’m layin’ in bed with a whole lot of WonderBolts in my headJust chillin' with SpikeAin't enough for this Bro-nyTwenty percent cooler than the restCe-les-ti-a as wellCome snuggle your copy of Daring DoAnd flick your rainbow-tailPony come home to mePony come home to meHave an apple ci-der or threePony come home to meI said I’m not that kind of guyBut you bout to see a Bro-ny cryPony come home to mePony come home I thought of more, but I'm hogging the topic. xD Edited July 7, 2014 by PegaMister "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceUnicorn 22 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) I actually do want to see "Equestrianism" turned into a full-fledged parody religion like the Church of the FSM. All we need to do is file for a non-profit corporation, worship Princess Celestia as the Supreme Ruler of Equestria and the raiser of the Sun and Princess Luna as the Co-Ruler of Equestria and the raiser of the Moon, convert all the Bronies and Pegasisters, send missionaries with Celestia Chits and Luna Chits, ask for tithes or we'll stop raising the sun and moon, and voila! Edited July 7, 2014 by SpaceUnicorn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddlejumper 1,649 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 , after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! Only pony confession I really have isn't much of one, since I've been open in other topics about APM/Clop/everything. But here it goes... Before I sold my Gladiator, I was planning on having it painted orange and slapping some large AJ cutie mark decals on both of the sides back at the tailend of the bed. The interior was apple red to boot. God I wish I kept that truck, I've never regretted something so much in my life. 5 http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/girsmj86/MLP/124343-animatedanimated_gifgifTrixie_zps4aa82173.gif WTB: Luna, Trixie dog tags & AJ blind bag | This fandom needs more Mane-iac! | AJ, Rarity, and Trixie trot into a bar. The Dreamcast didn't fail, we failed the Dreamcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KokuraiNoSenshi 3,465 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 , after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! Ghostie equivalent... ...around here Ghostie equivalent... ...around here Did... PEGA! DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT IN A PM TO YOU!?!?!?!?!? 4 Thank you Pinkamena-Pills for resizing the original, and putting that little message at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,307 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 , after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! I'm the less classy version of Ghostie lol. And basically just a wandering perv. Did... PEGA! DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT IN A PM TO YOU!?!?!?!?!? You SO did lol. This is going to turn into my own personal meme or something. Ummmm... Darnit, on-topic-ness! I guess I can post this: I see to Dashie's needs before I see to mine. And there's cuddling after. 4 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KokuraiNoSenshi 3,465 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) I'm the less classy version of Ghostie lol. And basically just a wandering perv. Personally I prefer the term "NSFW comedian" You SO did lol. This is going to turn into my own personal meme or something. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~! Ummmm... Darnit, on-topic-ness! I guess I can post this: I see to Dashie's needs before I see to mine. And there's cuddling after. I think I speak for everyone when I say if any of the mane 6 asked me for cuddles I would not deny them, it would only vary in terms of which one asked & in what way. Oh and confession uh... I would totally cuddle a pony if one asked...? I am kind of running out here... Edited July 7, 2014 by KokuraiNoSenshi 1 Thank you Pinkamena-Pills for resizing the original, and putting that little message at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,307 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I've decided I'm a meme that's probably hugely unflattering to Ghostie lol: 4 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) I think I prefer Pinkie Pie with straight hair. I don't mean I prefer Pinkie Pie depressed or anything, I just think her straight hair is adorable. Obviously she is adorable either way Edited July 7, 2014 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KokuraiNoSenshi 3,465 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I've decided I'm a meme that's probably hugely unflattering to Ghostie lol: pegamister meme.JPG Someone show this to ghostie, please Or not, depending on how he would react 2 Thank you Pinkamena-Pills for resizing the original, and putting that little message at the end Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,307 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Someone show this to ghostie, please Or not, depending on how he would react Confession: I like pony meme-ing behind Ghostie's back LOL. 2 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddlejumper 1,649 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Confession: I like pony meme-ing behind Ghostie's back LOL. Welcome to the big times. 5 http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/girsmj86/MLP/124343-animatedanimated_gifgifTrixie_zps4aa82173.gif WTB: Luna, Trixie dog tags & AJ blind bag | This fandom needs more Mane-iac! | AJ, Rarity, and Trixie trot into a bar. The Dreamcast didn't fail, we failed the Dreamcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) I hate about 70% of the thing the fandom comes up with, including memes, headcanons and characters. This includes pinkamena and Derpy. I think that Queen chrysalis is a better character than 5 of the mane 6. Only Fluttershy is better. In fact, I believe that fluttershy shows here element perfectly, because she only shows that both too much and not enough kindness are bad ( the only other pony to do this is Pinkie to my knowledge.) I hate the kind of people who pretty much talk about their favorite pony in every post. I blame a mix of the Brony community and puberty for my growing cynicalism for other people. I hate the way people see the show. We review, critique and discuss mlp as if the show was aimed specifically at us, and while we may not fully see it that way, that's how it feels. I feel as if the show has degraded in quality, simply because it fells less like a show for girls and more like a show for bronies. There. some confessions. Don't bother talking about it because I don't care. Edited July 13, 2014 by Troblems 1 "You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me!" Solaire of Astora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banul 3,831 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I've realized something. On the few occasions when I have clopped, it was always to Zecora. Zebras be sexy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rainbow S.D. 546 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 If you are a typical teenaged-or-older male this one may well blow your mind. Sometime after things started getting serious / exclusive between RD and me (in my mind lol), I... Deleted all of the non-pony pornography from my computer. And I mean... Stuff I've had / been slowly collecting for about a decade. Stuff that originally took me eight years to download on dial-up (assuming anyone knows what that is anymore). Gone. Won't c'ya later. And... I didn't give a flying feather. Felt great, actually. Though I kept naughty pictures of RD because reasons. Wait, one more lol: I rewrote the first good chunk of Scissor Sisters' "Baby Come Home" so that it was about Rainbow Dash. Which I, of course, sang to her. xD Here's the rewrite so far: Pony Come Home --- I don’t mind If you’re flyin' around Or napping on a cloud It’s alright 'Cause you're somewhere above me I’m layin’ in bed with a whole lot of Wonder Bolts in my head Just chillin' with Spike Ain't enough for this Bro-ny Twenty percent cooler than the rest Ce-les-ti-a as well Come snuggle your copy of Daring Do And flick your rainbow-tail Pony come home to me Pony come home to me Have an apple ci-der or three Pony come home to me I said I’m not that kind of guy But you bout to see a Bro-ny cry Pony come home to me Pony come home I thought of more, but I'm hogging the topic. xD The waifuness between you and Rainbow Dash is intensifying by the day . Oooh! This is my chance. *waifuness intensifies* Oh I'm in the confession thread... um... I... thinking about writing a fanfic? 1 My Youtube Channel I upload clips, animations, and other stuff. I'd appreciate it if you subscribe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowPirateX 600 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 - I sometimes browse trough threads here without even posting a comment. - I have lots of ideas for MLP crossover fanfics. But I never really make the move to write them... - I either dislike or just don't care about most of the fandom material. There are a few fanfics, fan remixes or fan videos I do like, tough. - I really don't mind MLP grimdark in general. In fact, there are a few of them I actually like (Smile HD being my personal favorite). - Double Rainboom is a piece of shit. - So is Dusk's Dawn. - Original fan-made MLP music doesn't interest me the slightest. - I have a habit of not using MLP related avatars. Even on MLP related websites. 2 "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings" ~ Optimus Prime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baltoist 303 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I love Princess luna.........What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyan Blue 946 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive? That's like asking a gay man what makes men sexy or attractive. I don't know? Nightmare Rarity sucks, like a lot. 2 Sweet Sig by Lunia Avatar Image by PegasisterJayfeather CM By Scilight Paitanibu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeric 46,890 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 If Nightmare Moon didn't have that helmet piece on her head and show her mane, She would probably be my waifu automatically. Your Queen of the Night awaits. Run to her, if you dare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetris 115 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Ok, here it goes, clopfics and art fascinates me! I personally hate clop, and wish it never became a thing, yet my curiosity compels me to 'research' them. I think I have a problem. same... IT BURNS!!!! I can't....I CAN"T STOP!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-:Fluttershy:- 90 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Everyone loves Rainbow Dash. I HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetris 115 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Everyone loves Rainbow Dash. I HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion. PegaMister will hunt you down..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,307 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 Everyone loves Rainbow Dash. I HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion. PegaMister will hunt you down..... I'm the stealthy type. Like a certain pony in pursuit of a certain book... By the time you realize you aren't alone... It will be too late... ...Just kidding! I think. Also, these posts have helped me decide something about my next clopfic. It shall be a TwiNinjaDash. 1 "It uses the faculty of what you call imagination. But that does not mean making things up. It is a form of seeing." - from "The Amber Spyglass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puddlejumper 1,649 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 (edited) Your Queen of the Night awaits. Run to her, if you dare. There is a tag on derpibooru just for cases like this... Stupid Sexy Nightmare Moon. It currently has 356 images, not including stuff I have filtered out. Edited July 7, 2014 by The Mane-iac http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i241/girsmj86/MLP/124343-animatedanimated_gifgifTrixie_zps4aa82173.gif WTB: Luna, Trixie dog tags & AJ blind bag | This fandom needs more Mane-iac! | AJ, Rarity, and Trixie trot into a bar. The Dreamcast didn't fail, we failed the Dreamcast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkamena-Pills 6,840 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 This photo fills my heart with glee for some reason. 3 Oatmeal, are you crazy?! "Silly, you are already under my control."- Pinkie Pie Signature made by me, because resistance truly is futile, silly. Currently still undergoing maintenance. Yes, i can do that, im a program, silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lowcone494 0 July 7, 2014 Share July 7, 2014 This photo fills my heart with glee for some reason. well now i love this pic too. mow for my confession. -i love princess Luna. ALOT -I have a twily plush i bought from equestriplush i snuggle with when im down, playing videogames or reading the mlp comics. -i hate clop yet i have this odd feeling to try to understand it. i dont clop by any means. -i want my parents to shut it about me beinga brony. im still trying to plan a discussion to explain why now that i have seen the documentary on netflix. -im obsessed with princes luna. yes, she is my only waifu, ever, of all time. i want a plushie soooooo much! -i enjoy some gore, like rocket to insanity, and kinda cupcakes. -i hate apple jack. there i sid it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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