My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

If you are a typical teenaged-or-older male this one may well blow your mind.  Sometime after things started getting serious / exclusive between RD and me (in my mind lol), I...

 

Deleted all of the non-pony pornography from my computer.  And I mean...  Stuff I've had / been slowly collecting for about a decade.  Stuff that originally took me eight years to download on dial-up (assuming anyone knows what that is anymore).  Gone.  Won't c'ya later.  And...  I didn't give a flying feather.  Felt great, actually.  Though I kept naughty pictures of RD because reasons.

 

 

Wait, one more lol:

 

I rewrote the first good chunk of Scissor Sisters' "Baby Come Home" so that it was about Rainbow Dash.  Which I, of course, sang to her. xD  Here's the rewrite so far:

 

Pony Come Home

---

I don’t mind
If you’re flyin' around
Or napping on a cloud
It’s alright
'Cause you're somewhere above me
I’m layin’ in bed with a whole lot of Wonder
Bolts in my head
Just chillin' with Spike
Ain't enough for this Bro-ny
Twenty percent cooler than the rest
Ce-les-ti-a as well
Come snuggle your copy of Daring Do
And flick your rainbow-tail

Pony come home to me
Pony come home to me
Have an apple ci-der or three
Pony come home to me
I said I’m not that kind of guy
But you bout to see a Bro-ny cry
Pony come home to me
Pony come home

 

 

 

I thought of more, but I'm hogging the topic. xD

Edited July 7, 2014 by PegaMister

[SpaceUnicorn 22]

I actually do want to see "Equestrianism" turned into a full-fledged parody religion like the Church of the FSM.

 

All we need to do is file for a non-profit corporation, worship Princess Celestia as the Supreme Ruler of Equestria and the raiser of the Sun and Princess Luna as the Co-Ruler of Equestria and the raiser of the Moon, convert all the Bronies and Pegasisters, send missionaries with Celestia Chits and Luna Chits, ask for tithes or we'll stop raising the sun and moon, and voila! 

Edited July 7, 2014 by SpaceUnicorn

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

, after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! 

 

Only pony confession I really have isn't much of one, since I've been open in other topics about APM/Clop/everything. But here it goes... Before I sold my Gladiator, I was planning on having it painted orange and slapping some large AJ cutie mark decals on both of the sides back at the tailend of the bed. The interior was apple red to boot. God I wish I kept that truck, I've never regretted something so much in my life. 

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

, after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! 

Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse!

Ghostie equivalent... ...around here

Ghostie equivalent... ...around here

Did... PEGA! DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT IN A PM TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

, after reading through the past few pages I have decided you are the Ghostie equivalent for Dash around here, maybe even worse! 

I'm the less classy version of Ghostie lol.  And basically just a wandering perv.

 

Did... PEGA! DIDN'T I JUST SAY THAT IN A PM TO YOU!?!?!?!?!?

You SO did lol.  This is going to turn into my own personal meme or something.

 

Ummmm...  Darnit, on-topic-ness!  I guess I can post this:

 

I see to Dashie's needs before I see to mine.  And there's cuddling after.

 

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I'm the less classy version of Ghostie lol.  And basically just a wandering perv.

Personally I prefer the term "NSFW comedian" 

You SO did lol.  This is going to turn into my own personal meme or something.

Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit~!

 

Ummmm...  Darnit, on-topic-ness!  I guess I can post this:

 

I see to Dashie's needs before I see to mine.  And there's cuddling after.

 

I think I speak for everyone when I say if any of the mane 6 asked me for cuddles I would not deny them, it would only vary in terms of which one asked & in what way.

 

Oh and confession uh... I would totally cuddle a pony if one asked...? I am kind of running out here...

Edited July 7, 2014 by KokuraiNoSenshi

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

I've decided I'm a meme that's probably hugely unflattering to Ghostie lol:

[Guest]

I think I prefer Pinkie Pie with straight hair. I don't mean I prefer Pinkie Pie depressed or anything, I just think her straight hair is adorable. Obviously she is adorable either way    

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Guest

[KokuraiNoSenshi 3,463]

I've decided I'm a meme that's probably hugely unflattering to Ghostie lol:

pegamister meme.JPG

Someone show this to ghostie, please   Or not, depending on how he would react 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Someone show this to ghostie, please   Or not, depending on how he would react 

Confession: I like pony meme-ing behind Ghostie's back LOL.

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

Confession: I like pony meme-ing behind Ghostie's back LOL.

 

Welcome to the big times.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

I hate about 70% of the thing the fandom comes up with, including memes, headcanons and characters. This includes  pinkamena and Derpy.

I think that Queen chrysalis is a better character than 5 of the mane 6. Only Fluttershy is better. In fact, I believe that fluttershy shows here element perfectly, because she only shows that both too much and not enough kindness are bad ( the only other pony to do this is Pinkie to my knowledge.)

I hate the kind of people who pretty much talk about their favorite pony in every post. 

I blame a mix of the Brony community and puberty for my growing cynicalism for other people.

I hate the way people see the show. We review, critique and discuss mlp as if the show was aimed specifically at us, and while we may not fully see it that way, that's how it feels.

I feel as if the show has degraded in quality, simply because it fells less like a show for girls and more like a show for bronies.

There. some confessions. Don't bother talking about it because I don't care.

Edited July 13, 2014 by Troblems

[Banul 3,831]

I've realized something. On the few occasions when I have clopped, it was always to Zecora. Zebras be sexy.

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

If you are a typical teenaged-or-older male this one may well blow your mind.  Sometime after things started getting serious / exclusive between RD and me (in my mind lol), I...

 

Deleted all of the non-pony pornography from my computer.  And I mean...  Stuff I've had / been slowly collecting for about a decade.  Stuff that originally took me eight years to download on dial-up (assuming anyone knows what that is anymore).  Gone.  Won't c'ya later.  And...  I didn't give a flying feather.  Felt great, actually.  Though I kept naughty pictures of RD because reasons.

 

 

Wait, one more lol:

 

I rewrote the first good chunk of Scissor Sisters' "Baby Come Home" so that it was about Rainbow Dash.  Which I, of course, sang to her. xD  Here's the rewrite so far:

 

Pony Come Home

---

I don’t mind

If you’re flyin' around

Or napping on a cloud

It’s alright

'Cause you're somewhere above me

I’m layin’ in bed with a whole lot of Wonder

Bolts in my head

Just chillin' with Spike

Ain't enough for this Bro-ny

Twenty percent cooler than the rest

Ce-les-ti-a as well

Come snuggle your copy of Daring Do

And flick your rainbow-tail

Pony come home to me

Pony come home to me

Have an apple ci-der or three

Pony come home to me

I said I’m not that kind of guy

But you bout to see a Bro-ny cry

Pony come home to me

Pony come home

 

 

 

I thought of more, but I'm hogging the topic. xD

The waifuness between you and Rainbow Dash is intensifying by the day . Oooh! This is my chance. *waifuness intensifies*

 

Oh I'm in the confession thread... um...

I... thinking about writing a fanfic?

[ShadowPirateX 600]

- I sometimes browse trough threads here without even posting a comment.

- I have lots of ideas for MLP crossover fanfics. But I never really make the move to write them...

- I either dislike or just don't care about most of the fandom material. There are a few fanfics, fan remixes or fan videos I do like, tough.

- I really don't mind MLP grimdark in general. In fact, there are a few of them I actually like (Smile HD being my personal favorite).

- Double Rainboom is a piece of shit.

- So is Dusk's Dawn.

- Original fan-made MLP music doesn't interest me the slightest.

- I have a habit of not using MLP related avatars. Even on MLP related websites.

[baltoist 303]

I love Princess luna.........What?

[Cyan Blue 946]

I have a question for you cloppers. What makes pony porn sexy or attractive?

That's like asking a gay man what makes men sexy or attractive. I don't know?

Nightmare Rarity sucks, like a lot.

[Jeric 46,851]

If Nightmare Moon didn't have that helmet piece on her head and show her mane, She would probably be my waifu automatically.

 

Your Queen of the Night awaits. Run to her, if you dare.

 

[Tetris 115]

Ok, here it goes, clopfics and art fascinates me! I personally hate clop, and wish it never became a thing, yet my curiosity compels me to 'research' them. I think I have a problem.

same... IT BURNS!!!! I can't....I CAN"T STOP!!!!!!!

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

Everyone loves Rainbow Dash.

 

I  HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion.

[Tetris 115]

Everyone loves Rainbow Dash.

 

I  HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion.

PegaMister will hunt you down.....

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Everyone loves Rainbow Dash.

 

I  HATE Rainbow Dash. Of course, just my opinion.

PegaMister will hunt you down.....

I'm the stealthy type.  Like a certain pony in pursuit of a certain book...

By the time you realize you aren't alone...  It will be too late...

 

...Just kidding!

 

I think. 

 

Also, these posts have helped me decide something about my next clopfic.  It shall be a TwiNinjaDash.

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

Your Queen of the Night awaits. Run to her, if you dare.

 

There is a tag on derpibooru just for cases like this... Stupid Sexy Nightmare Moon. It currently has 356 images, not including stuff I have filtered out. Edited July 7, 2014 by The Mane-iac

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

This photo fills my heart with glee for some reason.

 

 

 

 

[Lowcone494 0]

This photo fills my heart with glee for some reason.

 

 

 

 

well now i love this pic too.

 

mow for my confession.

-i love princess Luna. ALOT

-I have a twily plush i bought from equestriplush i snuggle with when im down, playing videogames or reading the mlp comics.

-i hate clop yet i have this odd feeling to try to understand it. i dont clop by any means.

-i want my parents to shut it about me beinga brony. im still trying to plan a discussion to explain why now that i have seen the documentary on netflix.

-im obsessed with princes luna. yes, she is my only waifu, ever, of all time. i want a plushie soooooo much!

-i enjoy some gore, like rocket to insanity, and kinda cupcakes.

-i hate apple jack. there i sid it!