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I dislike fanfics.

To this day, Fallout Equstria is the only one that has enthralled me.


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I dislike fanfics.

To this day, Fallout Equstria is the only one that has enthralled me.

I'll be honest...  The only two fanfics I've read are dirty ones.  And one of them was mine lol (proofreading and such).

 

If I wasn't already enamored of ponyplots, I'm confident this would have made me so:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-THi1pq-KGw

But no, I won't be shipping DashWhinny.

 

 

Sometimes I feel as though the animators know about my kind lol.  And by "sometimes" I mean every four seconds.


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Here's another,thats i guess abit more recent.

 

 

 

 

 

I found this photo yesterday and like this photo. Alot.

 

 

 

What makes this photo even more likable,is that the last time i took the pony personality test(a few months ago) it told me i was most like this pony.

 

 

 

So this photo is so me.

 

 

 

As.....

 

 

 

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Yep. Im most like..Applejack.   Shocking right? :blink:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Other than my IRL friends, I have no intention of meeting other bronies in real life.


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Another one just for the fun of it.

It took Flight to the Finish imply that Scootaloo is crippled for me to actually start enjoying her character before that I thought of her more as a background pony who somehow snuck aboard the actual series.

That lead me to believe she was pretty much useless in the entire series but now I am pretty interested in seeing where the writers of the show go with her.

 

Also I really want Scootaloo to not be able to fly because that would allow for more growth and character deveolpment and she will finally learn that she doesn't have to be a Rainbow Dash 2.0 or anything.

Also struggling with that for a while and than finally finding how to get around it like using her scooter would make for a great episode for her to finally earn her cutie mark.

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Just finished writing my second piece of ponysmut: TwiDash - Sneak Attack.  I...  I'm generally a poor judge of my own work.  So I'm not gonna say it was hot.  But I think I've developed some difficulty breathing after writing it lol.  It's somehow exhausting.  It's like...  It's like I inhabited the character of Twili- okay I'll stop now. xD


I'm not totally sure what's going on here, but I know I LIKE it:

 

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^ And if I get in trouble for that, Hasbro sure as hay should as well lol.

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Very big Secret Secret below:

 

I watch Mlp =P

 

Damn. And I thought PegaMister had heavy hitting ones... I... I just don't know what to say! D: Speaking of PegaMister...

 

Just finished writing my second piece of ponysmut: TwiDash - Sneak Attack

^ Is it wrong to be curious about this? Like, if it is a good story or something I would totally try & ninja it away from Pega by tricking hi I mean being nice finding as many images of RD showing her flank to get it out of him... And before anyone judges, I am a sucker for good stories, sue me.  :mellow: Wouldn't clop to it though so I guess I would feel bad for wasting it's original intention...  :derp:

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@,I approve of that photo sir. I aprrove.

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To be completely honest, I always loved everyone's parodies of MLP.

Hotdiggetydemon's and Speedysausage's parodies are very funny.

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And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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^ Is it wrong to be curious about this? Like, if it is a good story or something I would totally try & ninja it away from Pega by tricking hi I mean being nice finding as many images of RD showing her flank to get it out of him... And before anyone judges, I am a sucker for good stories, sue me.  :mellow: Wouldn't clop to it though so I guess I would feel bad for wasting it's original intention...  :derp:

LOL, as much as I'd love to have someone be my flankdealer, the ponysmut's on my dA; you just need an adult account.  But...  There's only enough "story" to hold together the ponysmex that happens.  It's...  Almost entirely ponysmex.  I doubt most ppl would care for it.  Though there's a laugh at the end, believe it or not.  Here's an excerpt from my recent clopfic that I can actually post:

 

"Come on, Rainbow - you've got this," the stealthy blue mare said quietly to herself as she sneaked along the perimeter of Twilight's house.  And library.  And den of general egghead-ery.  The hood to her form-fitting black outfit - perfect for sneaking - was pulled forward over her ears, and her large, cerise-colored eyes glistened eagerly above a knowing smirk.  On anypony else's face, a smirk was a smirk.  But when Rainbow's lips assumed that position; it promised some kind of impending mischief.

- by me lol


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LOL, as much as I'd love to have someone be my flankdealer, the ponysmut's on my dA; you just need an adult account.  But...  There's only enough "story" to hold together the ponysmex that happens.  It's...  Almost entirely ponysmex.  I doubt most ppl would care for it.  Though there's a laugh at the end, believe it or not.  Here's an excerpt from my recent clopfic that I can actually post:

*Snaps fingers* Damn. Well, maybe one day I shall out of curiosity... Or if someone makes a bet with me & I lose it and have to look up pony porn... Could pick a lot worse than a friend's :P

 

*Edit* Forgot a confession  :blink: Uh... My money is that, if anyone on this confessions thread gets in trouble, PegaMister will be first. Calling it now!

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  :blink: Uh... My money is that, if anyone on this confessions thread gets in trouble, PegaMister will be first. Calling it now!

Oh on the contrary, I would be the first to get in trouble. In fact, i think i would've gotten banned for the last descriptive post i made.

 

It was about porn

 

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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Oh on the contrary, I would be the first to get in trouble. In fact, i think i would've gotten banned for the last descriptive post i made.

 

It was about porn

 

I don't know... PegaMister's ability to find HQ RD flank pics is hard to beat...

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I don't know... PegaMister's ability to find HQ RD flank pics is hard to beat...

Sir, you flatter me lol.  This is true: I've perused countless thumbnails on a certain NSFW website and ended up with some decent SFW art. xD  Go figure.  Some people may think clop is shocking, but trust me - there's nothing more shocking than discovering the following in the midst of a sea of clop:

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Sir, you flatter me lol.  This is true: I've perused countless thumbnails on a certain NSFW website and ended up with some decent SFW art. xD  Go figure.  Some people may think clop is shocking, but trust me - there's nothing more shocking than discovering the following in the midst of a sea of clop:

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...Filly RD surrounded by clopfics... Well that isn't just a bit creepy...

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...Filly RD surrounded by clopfics... Well that isn't just a bit creepy...

I don't know how the hay something like that even happens lol.  There's a quality control failure no matter how you look at it. xD  I can handle looking and going, "Ehhh, not for me.  Not for me.  I see what they did there - not for me."  But when it's, "Not for me, not for - the heck is a cute SFW picture doing here?  This...  Does not compute."

 

A friend once complained that they were sick of encountering porn whenever they went looking for (SFW) pictures of unicorns.  So I volunteered to find them some, proclaiming that, "I am immune to unicorn porn."  That's kinda MLP related lol.


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A friend once complained that they were sick of encountering porn whenever they went looking for (SFW) pictures of unicorns.  So I volunteered to find them some, proclaiming that, "I am immune to unicorn porn."  That's kinda MLP related lol.

What, unicorns not sexy enough for you?

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What, unicorns not sexy enough for you?

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Lol, those are actually tears of joy.

 

Twi: "Oh thank Celestia that weirdo PegaMister isn't after us unicorns."

RD: "You see what *I* have to put up with all the time?"

Twi: "Well maybe if you weren't shaking your flank at him every two minutes!"

RD: "...Fair enough."

 

Nowadays I'm a one-pony man, but I used to invite just about everypony to the party.  But RD captured my heart and my loyalty.

 

RD: "You still write mare on mare clopfics with me, though."

Me: "You know you like it."

RD: "...Fair enough."

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Lol, those are actually tears of joy.

 

Twi: "Oh thank Celestia that weirdo PegaMister isn't after us unicorns."

RD: "You see what *I* have to put up with all the time?"

Twi: "Well maybe if you weren't shaking your flank at him every two minutes!"

RD: "...Fair enough."

 

Nowadays I'm a one-pony man, but I used to invite just about everypony to the party.  But RD captured my heart and my loyalty.

 

RD: "You still write mare on mare clopfics with me, though."

Me: "You know you like it."

RD: "...Fair enough."

...Ohhhhhhhhhhh I want to brohoof this for the first part but if I do I'll feel dirty for the latter part... Ugh... Brohoof... Not Brohoof... Brohoof... Not Brohoof...

 

*Edit* I don't feel clean...  :(

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A friend once complained that they were sick of encountering porn whenever they went looking for (SFW) pictures of unicorns.  So I volunteered to find them some, proclaiming that, "I am immune to unicorn porn."  That's kinda MLP related lol.

This made my entire night. Saved.

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Imagine if you will being on your death bed – And standing around your bed – the ghosts of the ideas, the dreams, the abilities, the talents given to you by life.

And that you for whatever reason, you never acted on those ideas, you never pursued that dream, you never used those talents, we never saw your leadership, you never used your voice, you never wrote that book.

And there they are standing around your bed looking at you with large angry eyes saying "We came to you, and only you could have given us life! But now. We must die with you FOREVER!

The question is – if you die today, what ideas, what dreams, what abilities, what talents, what gifts, would die with you?

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...Ohhhhhhhhhhh I want to brohoof this for the first part but if I do I'll feel dirty for the latter part... Ugh... Brohoof... Not Brohoof... Brohoof... Not Brohoof...

 

*Edit* I don't feel clean...  :(

I absolve you of your sins; let your brohoof be cleansed.  Besides, I think everyone knows I'm the perv 'round these parts.  You're an innocent bystander.  An innocent bystander...  That craves danger!  And also - muffins.  I'm getting "muffins" I don't know why.  I'm muffin psychic.

 

Twilight Sparkle has always been my least fave of the Mane 6 (no, I don't "hate" her or even necessarily dislike her - just somepony has to take bottom slot).  And yet, I still ship her with Dashie.  *Shrugs.*


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