gaming Cookie Clicker, the most fun (and pointless) game on the internet?

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I've recently discovered a game called "Cookie Clicker" where the object of the game is to click a large cookie to get more cookies, and use cookies to buy things that will make cookies for you. You can also buy upgrades and earn achievements, but the only real point is to have fun. If you want to check it out, go ahead and click this link : orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

 

If you feel like it, post how many cookies you've gotten, and how many cookies you are making per second. It's somewhat a work in progress, but still a really great game. Try it out and have fun!

 

[joeyponett 40]

325 million cookies per second. I need help. I can't stop. Whenever I close my eyes I see cookies. I'm one upgrade away from all upgrades purchased. Cookie Clicker is now my life. Cookie Clicker is my god.

 

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Dang, better than me! You sure worked hard on that (or just let it run overnight). I might be able to get to where you are in a few hours, but then you'll be ahead again. Right now I have 108,036,174.9 Cps. I have 100 of everything up to alchemy labs and 80 portals, 50 time machines. Maybe I'll catch up.

[joeyponett 40]

I had to sell nearly everything to get an achievement that required me to have a certain amount of each item. I went down to like 2 million CPS. It really broke my heart </3

[The Blades Shadow 444]

I don't play that game myself, but apparently my brother is at over four trillion cookies right now... Its really starting to scare me

[Standard User 2,127]

Making a little over 201,493,000 cookies/second. I've made 20,000,000,000,000 total. I'm trying to get 100 time machines (despite the numbers rapidly approaching ridiculousness).

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Apparently this game is a lot more popular than I first thought. If you want to be competitive, go ahead and post your (or your family members') game screenshots.

[Smarts 1,622]

Played it for a little while, and I must say. It's so pointless, but I can't help but generate more cookies. There is never enough cookies. I need to make more. I need to expand my cookie empire!   

 

...What am I doing with my life?

[Planty 1,053]

Upon reading this thread, I think I will avoid it.

 

All of you seem to be in some sort of mental breakdown where your life's are obsessed by cookies :S!

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@Sundew, We're not obsessed, it's just fun, and doesn't take up too much time in your life. I'm sorry if you don't seem to like it, but let opinions be held.

[Gyro Zeppeli 120]

In a previous version of the game, I got several billion cookies at once at one point. I had like, twenty time machines, which was the highest rank item you could get.

I wasted a lot of time on that game.

[Ihei 713]

This really is a pointless game. It's good for passing time, though. It's fun and addicting.. yet it can get boring when you get everything.

[caramba2654 602]

Someone make a version of this game with ponies. Cookies are muffins, grandmas are Pinkie Pies, we can have a Pinkiepocalypse, etc...

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Doctor Whooves manning the time machines? Cursors are Hooves, and Derpy should be in place of grandmas. Pinkie would only make sense if it were cupcakes.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Ooh, this game! Started playing it quite a while ago, as have a few people I met at BUCK Con. Here's my progress:

 

 

Gotta love some of the celebrity quotes that pop up.

[Vertigo_95 572]

I cannot start the new version because i'm already playing the older version, but here is a picture anyway

I started playing last Saturday, but "The Worst Possible Thing" had happened. My save got deleted and I had to start all over

 

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

I swear, this thing is becoming a meme, and last I checked, it seriously was.

 

I blame Antvenom.

 

 

By the way, between cooperative efforts between me and my brother, we're at 310 million CPS.

 

I miscounted. It was 319 million.

 

Edited September 1, 2013 by Ganaram Inukshuk

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Ah, Taylor and his fantastic cookie clicker video. To all stuck on the old version, I plead you to play the new one. It is much easier to gain cookies, and there is much more to do there. Just try it, and you will see the improvments.

I cannot start the new version because i'm already playing the older version, but here is a picture anyway

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I started playing last Saturday, but "The Worst Possible Thing" had happened. My save got deleted and I had to start all over

wait? the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. *pulls over chair/couch thing* ? Oh no! you should export your saves every once in a while and put them in a notepad.

[Vertigo_95 572]

Ah, Taylor and his fantastic cookie clicker video. To all stuck on the old version, I plead you to play the new one. It is much easier to gain cookies, and there is much more to do there. Just try it, and you will see the improvments.

wait? the WORST. POSSIBLE. THING. *pulls over chair/couch thing* ? Oh no! you should export your saves every once in a while and put them in a notepad.

Sadly I found out that you can save after it got deleted. And instead of just starting on the new one, i'll try to do both at the same time

[QuirkyUsername 1,576]

I don't understand, why am I having so much fun  this game is pointless yet so addicting there is no logical reason for it to be this fun......buck it I'm not stopping now 

[The Blades Shadow 444]

Oh god help me! I started playing once and now I can't stop... Please either help me or kill me now...

Preferably help me, I like my life...

[Gyro Zeppeli 120]

I have once again become addicted to this shit.

Goddamnit. In only a few hours I am back up to 4.4 million per second.

Someone needs to delete this from the internet, so I can go out and get a life.

[The Blades Shadow 444]

I have once again become addicted to this shit.

Goddamnit. In only a few hours I am back up to 4.4 million per second.

Someone needs to delete this from the internet, so I can go out and get a life.

And now you know exactly how I feel... Although I haven't been playing for as long as you have... I've just been playing for a few minutes

[Gyro Zeppeli 120]

And now you know exactly how I feel... Although I haven't been playing for as long as you have... I've just been playing for a few minutes

This game will devour your soul.

It will cause you to stay inside and just click and click instead of going and doing productive things!

This game stole my life once, and now it has done so again.

[The Blades Shadow 444]

This game will devour your soul.

It will cause you to stay inside and just click and click instead of going and doing productive things!

This game stole my life once, and now it has done so again.

Well technically I still have to go to school, so I'll do other stuff... Stuff I hate but it'll be other stuff at least... (How is this my life?)