The avatar above you is in jail, what for?

[Bastion 414]

Arson

[Totally Ducklett 181]

For having sentient hair, that controls itself.

[Bastion 414]

For making Engie cry.

[Totally Ducklett 181]

Dat... dat makes ME cry...

 

For making me cry...

 

*single tear*

[Shadling 348]

For friendly fire, you little trigger-happy fellow.

[Nameless Knight 1,001]

For being a spy

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

Treason for revealing the spy.

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

For letting me bat your head in, chucklenuts.

Baddaswing!

*BONK!*

Repeat after me: mmmph mfph mmifff, I'm dead.

[cuteycindyhoney 13,310]

For stealing Klom, the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius.

[Shadling 348]

For stealing secret documents.

[moonshy 27]

for looking crazy

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

For not wearing a fez in Egypt.

[SnipSnap 432]

For calling 911, only because the number of replies, including yours, is 911 (or was, now I put in my post), and thought using the number should be banned.

 

(Terrible, is it? )

Edited February 26, 2014 by SnipSnap

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

Yes, terrible. Off to jail with you!

[moonshy 27]

because you want to grow manes insane in the mlp episode power ponies

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

because still a blank flank

[moonshy 27]

Because you work in the rainbow factory

[The Mane-iac 1,648]

Because you are still a blank flank. 

Edited February 26, 2014 by The Mane-iac

[Fantasma Phantasm 673]

For making fun of Blank Flanks! You're no better then Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara!

[RaptorJaysus 178]

For not being a cultist of Cthulhu. Or not wanting to raise R'lyeh and awaken the Old Ones.

[Brittney 5]

Got caught by a hotel security guard peeing on the wall!

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

pretending to be a princess!

[Sunny Fox 5,952]

Looking too futuristic.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

flying without a licence in a not authorized and registered "vehicle"!

[RaptorJaysus 178]

Systematic mass enemas.

Edited February 27, 2014 by RaptorJesus