Ask Applejack!

[Gikkleslick 41]

I think I may or may not have accidentally dropped a stick of dynamite into your apple cellar.

 

...Emphasis on the "May", because I'm legitimately not sure.

[Aureity 3,055]

snake tail goat and lion head

 

He means Chimera, AJ. When you saved your sister.

 

 

 

Oh, right. Y'won't believe how many chores Apple Bloom had ta do when we got back. Whole farm was clean in a week.

 

 

 

Dear Miss Apple, As you may not know I am actually one of the Flim Flam Brothers closest friends (well, make that their only friend) anyway I was wondering straight off the back as you do have any advice in getting one of them to be my special somepony I would have done it a bit early but, knowing my shyness might take over again I don't want to be seen as a fool around them boys. So if you can, please PLEASE help me with my problem this is very important to me and it would be very nice of ya if you could help.

 

Yours truly,

Hyper.

 

Err...sorry ta disappoint ya there, but ah'm not really the best to ask for romantic advice. 'specially not fer ponies ah don't know that well. Although, ah suppose...ya might as well strike up a conversation and see where it leads. Maybe invite 'em to dinner at your house or somethin'. Gotta take it easy, one step at a time.

 

 

I think I may or may not have accidentally dropped a stick of dynamite into your apple cellar.

 

...Emphasis on the "May", because I'm legitimately not sure.

 

 

Great, and ah may or may not have ta buck ya fifty meters into the air.

 

...emphasis on the "May".

Edited March 22, 2014 by Aureity

[Gikkleslick 41]

Great, and ah may or may not have ta buck ya fifty meters into the air.

 

...emphasis on the "May".

Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't your apple cellar where I dropped- *Huge explosion sound from Rainbow Dash's house*

 

...Fifty meters, huh?

 

I will be right back.

Edited March 22, 2014 by Dr. Ocsid

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

1. I know you may not have liked being shrunk by the Poison Joke, but have you ever considered the fact that there are actually some benefits to being shrunk? I could name some.

 

2. Also pertaining to the Poison Joke, I know you took great offense when Twilight said "All our problems are just little jokes played on us", but has it ever occurred to you that Twilight really didn't mean it as a joke or pun or anything like that?

 

3. Finally, have you ever considered that the effects of the Poison Joke may not be that big a deal?

[King Kenan 18]

you were kindq overprotective

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Who is your favorite sibling in your family?

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Well, I saw your big brother in this meme...



Did it make your day?

[CloudSeeker 23]

do you hate pears?

 

or did i just get some fanart wrong?

 

i mean pears are delicious. (maybe even more than apples?)

 

and most important, your cider,

its the version berry punch would like the most right?

[Aureity 3,055]

Well I'm pretty sure it wasn't your apple cellar where I dropped- *Huge explosion sound from Rainbow Dash's house*

 

...Fifty meters, huh?

 

I will be right back.

 

 

 

1. I know you may not have liked being shrunk by the Poison Joke, but have you ever considered the fact that there are actually some benefits to being shrunk? I could name some.

 

2. Also pertaining to the Poison Joke, I know you took great offense when Twilight said "All our problems are just little jokes played on us", but has it ever occurred to you that Twilight really didn't mean it as a joke or pun or anything like that?

 

3. Finally, have you ever considered that the effects of the Poison Joke may not be that big a deal?

 

Oh yeah? Name one, then...

 

And ah ain't really mad 'bout that. Takes more 'n a word or two ta get me. Still though, gettin' shrunk makes it mighty hard ta do some everyday chores. Trees don't buck themselves, ya know.

 

 

 

you were kindq overprotective

 

S'ppose ah am. Ain't nothin' wrong with that, though ah should be a lil' looser.

 

 

 

Who is your favorite sibling in your family?

 

Aww, now that just ain't fair.

 

 

 

Well, I saw your big brother in this meme...

 

 

 

Did it make your day?

 

Ah, err...wha?

 

 

 

 

i mean pears are delicious. (maybe even more than apples?)

 

 

 

 

(maybe even more than apples?)

 

 

 

 more than apples

 

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

Oh yeah? Name one, then...

I can name a few:

 

1. you can get into places that nopony else can

 

2. you can see up close without a magnifying glass or microscope

 

3. you can stuff yourself with cake and leave plenty left for others to enjoy

 

4. you can spy on others without being noticed

 

5. you can see certain things differently than how they looked when you were bigger

 

6. you can go underground whenever you choose to

 

Does all that sound good to you, Applejack?

Edited March 30, 2014 by BlueEyedPegasus

[King Kenan 18]

a little looser whould be nice let the child grow. I see alot of myself in applebloom

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Applejack,

Do you like Sapphire Shores music?

[Aureity 3,055]

I can name a few:

 

Ehh. Ah suppose ya have a point. 'though ah ain't too sure #4 is nice.

 

 

 

a little looser whould be nice let the child grow. I see alot of myself in applebloom

 

Ah try to do what's best fer her.

 

 

 

Applejack,

Do you like Sapphire Shores music?

 

Err...it's nice, ah suppose. 

Edited April 5, 2014 by Aureity

[BlueEyedPegasus 59]

Ehh. Ah suppose ya have a point. 'though ah ain't too sure #4 is nice.

Why not?

[Brainstorm 4,106]

Err...it's nice, ah suppose.

It's nice, but not your kind of music?

Edited April 5, 2014 by Brainstorm

[King Kenan 18]

yeah she is a great filly if you could take a guess what do you think applebloom cutie mark could be

[Aureity 3,055]

Why not?

 

Ain't a nice thing ta do, is it?

 

 

 

It's nice, but not your kind of music?

 

Err...well, ah suppose. *shrug*

 

 

 

yeah she is a great filly if you could take a guess what do you think applebloom cutie mark could be

 

Everypony says it sure as hay'll be apple-related, but if ah just had to make a blind guess, probably somethin' bout adventure.

Edited April 12, 2014 by Aureity

[Teen Buscemi 135]

is pinkie really related to you...and were's your parents 

[King Kenan 18]

it depends what she is good at. her spirit reminds me of me when i was a filly. I think hers will be the most difficult to predict

[Hastur 505]

Hey, if you found out that Fluttershy has been dating a colt who is 15 years old and named Kira then how would you react? Would you think Kira is too young for Fluttershy? And if you did would you tell her?

Edited April 14, 2014 by L Kuraokami

[Aureity 3,055]

is pinkie really related to you...and were's your parents 

 

Ah don't care either way. She's fam'ly ta me.

 

And they're still doin' well last time ah saw. Speakin' of which, ah need to write a letter soon.

 

 

 

it depends what she is good at. her spirit reminds me of me when i was a filly. I think hers will be the most difficult to predict

 

No kiddin'. Poor filly's exhausted herself tryin' ta figgur out already.

 

 

 

Hey, if you found out that Fluttershy has been dating a colt who is 15 years old and named Kira then how would you react? Would you think Kira is too young for Fluttershy? And if you did would you tell her?

 

Err...that ain't much info ta go on. 's he a mass murderer, or a psychotic...?

Edited April 19, 2014 by Aureity

[Teen Buscemi 135]

oh thank celestia i thought my question was awkward 

[King Kenan 18]

will you still think she will still be special if she is a blank flank forever

[Aureity 3,055]

oh thank celestia i thought my question was awkward 

 

Nah 's fine.

 

 

will you still think she will still be special if she is a blank flank forever

 

 

Course ah will! Though ah've got faith she'll find her callin' eventually.

[Hastur 505]

 

 

Err...that ain't much info ta go on. 's he a mass murderer, or a psychotic...?

No but he was born into a family of assassin's