mega thread Answer the question above you.

[hawkflame 3,310]

Clone yourself and do both.

 

How much is that doggie in the window?

[Count Paradox 3,548]

about $600

 

where can i buy some sensible shoes?

[Mr Dash 1,820]

Try the thrift store down the street.

 

Does 1+1 equal one on a bun?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

No, it equeals 5ive.

 

You do realise that Eurasia's always been at war at Eastasia, and that we're buddied up with Eastasia, right?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

I wouldn't know. I'm too busy wandering the countryside memorizing books with all of the other exiles.

 

Is truth true?

 

 

No, just a crazy old man who's life revolves around cards.

...I'm old?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

No just a convenient lie

How come your so sexy? 

[Nightfall 3,950]

I just am.

 

What is the purpose of life?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

To drown in Ganaram's toilet.

 

Why am I so escited yesterday?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Because you drowned in my makeshift toilet I made out of a cloud whilst I was flying a half-digested cookie I took out of Princess Luna.

 

You do realise that Eurasia's always been at war at Eastasia, and that we're buddied up with Eurasia, right?

[Betez 1,734]

Totally.

 

Why are you stealing our Christmas tree, why?

Edited February 5, 2013 by Betez

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Because it's fugly and I need more firewood.

 

Why am I haves a headaches.

Edited February 5, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Clopfest!

Do you like bananas?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

YES. I like bananas!

 

Why do you want to know if I like bananas?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I want to know if you're a bee-yotch who likes bananas.

Well... are you?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

YES. I am.

 

So what are you gonna do about it? Hmmmm?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Banished to the moon!

Anyone wanna join him?

[UJn92kwC 108]

Me! I have always wanted to the moon

 

Why am I enthusiastic about getting flung to the moon?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Because you are a BEE-YETCH who likes da moon.

Why do I love to call people BEE-YETCH?

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Because you are one

Why can't i get off my lazy flank and post my fan-fics?

[Jadefire 2,797]

(insert witty answer here)

 

What is the square root of a moose?

[Yourmomsponies 444]

Why a penguin of course!

 

What is this? I dont even.

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

THIS IS SPARTA!

Where are you in the job world?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What's a joj?

 

You do realise that Eurasia's always been at war at Eastasia, and that we're buddied up with Eastasia, right?

[Jadefire 2,797]

YOU'RE ASIA!

 

Who do you think is worst pony?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Eastasia.

You do realise that Eurasia's always been at war at Eastasia, and that we're buddied up with Eurasia, right? Oceania can't make up its freerfing mind and that I'm gonna become an unperson, right?

Edited February 6, 2013 by Ganaram Inukshuk