10,000 Things to Do in Wal•Mart

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,543]

Mess with their intercom system. That will drive them nuts.

[RDDash 19,172]

277. Print a black and white copy of a dollar bill (any value would do), one side only the other one is blank. Accidentally give it to a cashier, then when they notice it quickly say "I am sorry, my bad." Quickly give them the real one, take the fake copy back to you, then pretend like the most embarrassing moment of your life didn't happen.

Edited July 24, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

#278

Spin in circles through the aisles.

(I do this a lot, too.)

[Wannabrony 11,639]

#279

Scream an imaginary person's name out loud pretending you've lost them. 

For example, walk in the produce aisle yelling out "BRENDAAAAA". 

[CypherHoof 26,483]

Just now, Wannabrony said:

#279

Scream an imaginary person's name out loud pretending you've lost them. 

For example, walk in the produce aisle yelling out "BRENDAAAAA". 

For bonus points, do it with your OWN NAME

Ask at customer service if you can be paged

[The Kaeya Simp 13,988]

#281

Ask where the rotary phones are and also where the modems are...

and say "I needs to gets online!"

[Wannabrony 11,639]

Just now, CypherHoof the Reblanked said:

For bonus points, do it with your OWN NAME

That's genius! It adds a layer of confusion! 

How about a name that most of the time belongs to a pet, like Sparky? 

[DJShy 873]

#282: Wear one of those felt head masks they're selling RN and act like sports mascot.

[Pr0m4NV14 839]

Number 283

 

Race the shopping carts around while blasting eruobeat from a Bluetooth speaker.

Drifitg is mandatory.

[TBD 17,254]

# 284 stealing 

[Dan. 1,825]

#285 - Whenever someone uses the PA system fall to the floor and scream " THE VOICES ARE BACK."

[Wannabrony 11,639]

#286

Ask one of the employees which of the four walls of their store is the cheapest, and when they get confused or say the walls aren't for sale, reply with, "What? But I thought this was a Wall-Mart!"

The worst pun of the week is brought to you by Wannabrony.  

[Dan. 1,825]

#287 shoot @Wannabrony for that pun.

[Wannabrony 11,639]

Just now, Baymax said:

#287 shoot @Wannabrony for that pun.

Oh no! Not in a Wal-Mart!  
 

#288

Buy a pillow and blanket set for @Baymax to soothe his nerves.

[Dan. 1,825]

#289 - use watermellons as bowling balls.

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

#290

If someone is talking to you, cry and scream

"CAN YOU PEOPLE LEAVE ME ALONE?!"

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

That feeling when you realize you've not made a suggestion in nearly 4 years. 

Anyways... 291: Form a conga line, and dance around the store.

[Lights Action 476]

292: Find paddling pools, a s*** load of whatever snack you want, dump them in the pool and chow down!
 

[TBD 17,254]

293: put on a batman mask and pretend to be batman...with a lightsaber.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

294: It's probably already been said, but what the hell.

Dance around in an empty aisle.

[Scrubbed user 3,416]

295: Put a bag of Skittles on layaway.

296: While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,259]

297: Take a picture of a nice car.... only to be kicked out and have the cops called on you because the security guard thought you were stealing the car.

This legitly happened to me the other day.

[TBD 17,254]

298: set off all the cooking alarms.

[Crimson storm 1,832]

#299  when the intercom comes get into the fetal position and scream the voices are back 

Edited November 11, 2018 by Crimson storm

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

#300 Grab all the regular and flavored Slim Jims, buy them all, then after that go sit down on a bench near the wall, and start eating them all.

((Hope I'm doing it right. ))