T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[SCS 7,536]

No.

 

TPAM lives on the planet earth.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No. I do not.

 

TPAM dislikes ponies.

[SCS 7,536]

No.

 

TPAM likes ponies.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

No.

 

TPAM watches TV

[Dattebayo 2,850]

No antenna or cable ;-;

 

TPAF Doesn't even know how to sexually intimidate a man

[CMQuickfireTK 751]

what the actual hell?

 

TPAM thinks this easter sucks because they have homework to do.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Actually I really enjoyed Easter because I finished school a while ago and have no homework. Success!
 

TPAM loves to eat cereal dry.

[DigitalRocket 185]

omnomnom

 

TPAM lieks cookies

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

 

tpam thinks that eridan ampora is ovvbiously best troll

[Denim&Venöm 18,785]

No. I don't.

 

TPAM has never stagedived

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Nope, I dive in pools of water, not stages.

 

TPAM is much more clever and good looking that the pony after him...

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

You must be psychic, my friend.

 

TPAM has experienced something supernatural or explainable in their before.

[Arctic Night 884]

Kind of hard to explain. I don't believe in that sort of thing, but I've seen some things that could be assumed "supernatural" by a credulous mind. (I think that was the question?)

 

TPAM Is Canadian. 

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Nope

TPAM has eaten at Dairy Queen before
 

[Hastur 505]

No,

 

TPAM doesn't like music with words in them 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

 

TPAM loves to fight

[StarSwirlTheBearded 356]

Nah...

 

TPAM's life goal is to someday become an old man

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Yes, and die of extreme old age. Thats the plan at least.

 

TPAM once thought about ruling the world and ordering his minions to kill/punish all his enemies.(Come on, admit it! if you ruled the world with unlimited power, you wouldn't be a beneficent ruler...I wouldn't.)

Edited April 30, 2014 by Silverhoof

[Denim&Venöm 18,785]

Once? I still think of it now! Kill all who oppose. But I don't do it to be evil. I'd do it because it does some good (either to the world or just myself). 

 

TPAM frequently wonders what it's like to be the opposite sex. 

Edited April 30, 2014 by Denim&Venom

[badsbe 52]

.... yes?

 

TPAM has diarrhea.

[Rainblow H. Ash 5,091]

Speak of the toilet devil, I actually do have to go right now.

 

*Lowers pipe*
 

You're good...

 

TPAM wishes they had super strength.

[Hastur 505]

Yes, 

 

TPAM sometimes wishes they had a bad life so they can easily relate to others

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

False, my life is just as bad as nearly everyone else (more or less) and I relate with others anyways.

 

TPAM watches or has watched Dan V.S.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

yes

 

tpam has read or is reading or wwill read homestuck

[~~~~~~~~~~ 1,174]

True, although I've just started three days ago.

 

TPAM has a pet cat.