T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

I lost to this game! 

 

TPAM hates this game!

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Never played it. )

 

TNP plays SimCity 4 Deluxe.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Never played Sim City.

 

TPAM won't play board or card games because there is no opportunity to blow things up in those games.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Never played explosive chess, did you?

 

TPAM is gonna mess this thread up.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Big time!

 

SHIT'SGOINGDOWN!!!!!!!

 

TPAM doesn't like dubstep!

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Got used to it by now.

 

TPAM loves dubstep over everything else.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Nope! (most of the time,it hurts my ears)

 

Dubstep also hurts TPAM's ears!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Nope.

 

 

TPAM was once involved in an incident involving maple syrup, a donkey and Tom Cruise.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Ummm. That's not quite right, it involved an unnamed super model, and we broke into Disneyland (3 AM) and hijacked the "Jungle Cruise."

 

TPAM doesn't like the taste of coffee. But will drink at Starbuck's.

[Jackleberry 1,923]

True, I don't like coffee, but I won't drink at Starbucks. I prefer drinking tea at home.

 

TPAM is currently building a portal to another dimension.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

But of course.

 

TPAM hates it when they continuously salivate after they brush their teeth.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

Oh no, you revealed my burden, no one must know...

 

TPAM could go for some burritos right now.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Sure, burritos are cool.

 

TPAM rei ughritugheriuw3hoie.

[~Rogue~ 193]

Um.....no

 

TPAM doesn't mind if I bite them.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Not at all!

 

TPAM knows how to kill the bubbles in Zelda 2!

[~Rogue~ 193]

No, but they won't stop being annoying. If they include bubbles they need to include more fairy ponds

 

TPAM doesn't mind me draining them of blood alittle.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Not at all!

 

TPAM knows what that enemy is!

 

Edited July 8, 2013 by Status Update

[~Rogue~ 193]

Yes. The bubble that wont let me use my sword. Annoying. Really Nnoying.

 

TPAM doesn't mind if I suck their blood a lot.

[Blue Bay 1,027]

I sure could spread the one or other litre.

 

TPAM can't think of anything the pony after them could do.

[~Rogue~ 193]

Pretty much.

 

TPAM can make their own question up.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

True, I can pretty much always come up with something insane.
 

TPAM had withdrawals during the MLP Forums downtime. But everything is OK now that you've had your "fix."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

What does that mean?

 

TPAM is a TPAM doctor that doctorates on TPAM's doctor with doctoration and many blessings of doctorate!

[Gay Bird 421]

Could you please grammar that up a bit?

 

TPAM wears bright orange shirts.

[AmarisNsane 2,730]

NO!

 

TPAM is feeling sleepy but can't sleep

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Yes!

 

TPAM is not a doctor,but operates on people!