MLP RAP Battles of History!

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

(Just havint a little fun, inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, changing up the lyrics and having my OC vs characters from MLPFIM LOL)

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

Lightning BLISS!

 

VS!

 

TWILIGHT SPARKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

BEGIN!

Twilight: Well look what came out of the low minded OCs
Looks like Tinker Bell used your hair to wipe off her feces!
I'm the next Princess Celestia, you're a low ranked nobody,
So take a seat Blissy, your facing the ultimate rap pony!
Because my magic is more powerful, and yours is just dreadful!
Who even needs peace when we got the glory of harmony!?
Even Discord can't defeat me, and now that your standing up to me,
I can understand why you hide yourself under a cape like derpy!

LB: Sit down Twilight and I'll give you a magic lesson!
Ask Skylar, I've got more style, then Luna or Rarity.
Princess of Friendship, you can't do any hardship!
I created peace and serenity from gryphons to fairies!
You're magic repeats itself from teleports to levitating!
I've committed peace with dragons and gryphons as my first decree,
The name is Lightning Bliss, you purple b*tch, maybe you heard of me.
Not like Lightning Dust or Rainbow Dash, I'm an orginal OC!
You wanna trade magic blows, you can't even touch me!

Twilight: I got skills in magic and the abilities in potion
When's the last time you're talents go you any notion?
I've got a party in a bit, so theres not much time left.
What else is there to say, you're a washed up mess!

LB: I'd zap you, but in the south we don't beat up weaklings,
And I'm glad I'm not as talented, least I don't abuse it on changlings!
There's an empire of millions waiting to bow to me on a fall.
You want to be a good Princess here, give me a call!

Edited April 11, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

It's good, my only gripe is that swear word "b****" you've got your OC saying. I know it's dissing, but it's MLP, and in MLP ponies don't curse. 

 

I'm not trying to police you in any way, shape, or form. 

[Mitchell 45]

I liked Twilight's lines the most. Nice job lol! Now you just need to make a video with voice actors!

[Moonlight Magician 494]

Pretty good. But was calling Twilight a b**** really necessary? To me, people who resort to cursing have already lost the battle.

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

Pretty good. But was calling Twilight a b**** really necessary? To me, people who resort to cursing have already lost the battle.

Totally agree with you on that. 

[SFyr 1,982]

I enjoyed the creativity of this, haha.   Very nice. 

[pinkiepartypie 779]

I liked it its original weel job just its mlp and no cussing in mlp but thats still good

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

@@Moonlight Magician, @,

 

Sorry if I didn't make it clear in my first post above, but I did say this is "was just for fun" and not to be vulgar serious about it. Twilight Sparkle is actually my favorite cartoon character of all time. It's not in me to cuss either, but this is a knock off from youtube's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, made ponified. Sorry if you don't like the cussing, but I wouldn't be following the way they do it without some cussing in it. I respect ya'll don't like it, but don't take it seriously, its just for fun.

 

Now on to the next rap battle!

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY


Lightning Bliss....

VS!!!!

DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! BEGIN!

Discord: When I appear on the scene, fans drop and admire with brony glee!
No brony knows you, you're the Mary Sue bigger then the doll Barbie!
What's with your ears? I can't feakin tell!
You look like Dumbo that went to get pericings that fell!
I'll throw chaos at you here to the rainbow place!
Making you look like a fool all over your cute white face!

LB: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU got know idea what your messin with here discord
I got my horn and my wings, my golden hooves, you so lame and bord
You look like someone threw you on the street and got run over by a Ford!
I'll be stretching out the rhyem like my rainbows fly through time,
When you try to put you chaotic brain against this peaceful mind!
I'm the best, I'm the alicorn of Unity!
I'll bring down the joys of peace, while I squirt you out like duty!

Discord: I'm the one who did the squirting with chocolate cotton clouds, if you recall?
You couldn't fight your way out of the castle of King Sombra unless Spike was on call!
You can't create peace anywhere or around me, for serious!
Creating more chaos then madness of your ascention was!

LB: There are a million million million million million, ponies in Equestria that we can observe...
You're mama combinded every animal there was and put them into one turd!
You wanna bring the heat? With the cotton candy clouds you fly?
I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Pinkie Pie!
And while it's true, I can make magic opposite of you,
I'm a the cutest alicorn, your just an ugly disformed goo! OH!

 

Edit: If ya'll still prefer I DON'T follow the Epic Rap Battles of History style exactly though, then I'll attempt to divert out the cussing much as I can. Again though, this was never meant to be taken seriously folks.

Edited April 11, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,809]

@@Lightning Bliss,

 

Unfortunately, I think Discord won that one.

 

Good rap anyway.  

[Moonlight Magician 494]

@@Lightning Bliss

 

Hard to decide.. I'd say you won. Especially with the line about Discord looking like a Ford flattened him. genius

Edited April 11, 2014 by Moonlight Magician

[CrimsonWeb 786]

I will go through this intire thing and brohoof your every bloody post...I love this soooo much I really like the 1st one, really well done

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

Hehe in that case here's my next rap!

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

KING SOMBRA... VS! ........ LIGHTNING BLISSSSSSSSS BEGIN!

Sombra: Before you were born, a thousand years in the past,
I ruled the Crystal Empire with black crystals, now I'm here to buck your a**!
I read up about your story, bringing dragons and gryphons together,
Tell me Blissy, how come no pony knows about your ascention my dear?
Your OC is flat, a cliche that no brony cares about.
I'm an orginal creation, a dark ascention,
Do yourself a favor, and give your horn back to the alicorn dimension!

Lightning Bliss: The Crystal Empire you lost, you were defeated you hagan,
Not only once, but twice, by the Princesses and Spike the dragon!
I am an OC alicorn, with a back story to boot,
Your creators didn't bother to explain your orgins you pathetic goof!

King Sombra: I strike fear into the hearts of crystal ponies! You make stallions blush in shame!
I've got a silver helment on my head, and I'm gonna make dark crystal rain!
You can't use magic unless you wet yourself, I entrance soldiers and master of shadow!
I'd trance you easily, and make you my slave pony, but I'd have to make you a widow!

Lightning Bliss: I'M THE PRINCESS OF UNITY!
I've spread more friendship and peace, then you enslaving ponies! JERK
I split your helment with a thunder buck!
I'd stomp you to the ground, but your so worthless I don't give a pluck!
I create peace...when you put me in a corner,
I don't give up, magic just wants to be my donor!
I make light wish it was prettier then me!
You may have enslaved an Empire, but I'm the Princess of Unity!

Edited April 13, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

(Just havint a little fun, inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, changing up the lyrics and having my OC vs characters from MLPFIM LOL)

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!!!!

 

Lightning BLISS!

 

VS!

 

TWILIGHT SPARKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

BEGIN!

 

Twilight: Well look what came out of the low minded OCs

Looks like Tinker Bell used your hair to wipe off her feces!

I'm the next Princess Celestia, you're a low ranked nobody,

So take a seat Blissy, your facing the ultimate rap pony!

Because my magic is more powerful, and yours is just dreadful!

Who even needs peace when we got the glory of harmony!?

Even Discord can't defeat me, and now that your standing up to me,

I can understand why you hide yourself under a cape like derpy!

 

LB: Sit down Twilight and I'll give you a magic lesson!

Ask Skylar, I've got more style, then Luna or Rarity.

Princess of Friendship, you can't do any hardship!

I created peace and serenity from gryphons to fairies!

You're magic repeats itself from teleports to levitating!

I've committed peace with dragons and gryphons as my first decree,

The name is Lightning Bliss, you purple b*tch, maybe you heard of me.

Not like Lightning Dust or Rainbow Dash, I'm an orginal OC!

You wanna trade magic blows, you can't even touch me!

 

Twilight: I got skills in magic and the abilities in potion

When's the last time you're talents go you any notion?

I've got a party in a bit, so theres not much time left.

What else is there to say, you're a washed up mess!

 

LB: I'd zap you, but in the south we don't beat up weaklings,

And I'm glad I'm not as talented, least I don't abuse it on changlings!

There's an empire of millions waiting to bow to me on a fall.

You want to be a good Princess here, give me a call!

Uh dunno :/

Hehe in that case here's my next rap!

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

 

KING SOMBRA... VS! ........ LIGHTNING BLISSSSSSSSS BEGIN!

 

Sombra: Before you were born, a thousand years in the past,

I ruled the Crystal Empire with black crystals, now I'm here to buck your a**!

I read up about your story, bringing dragons and gryphons together,

Tell me Blissy, how come no pony knows about your ascention my dear?

Your OC is flat, a cliche that no brony cares about.

I'm an orginal creation, a dark ascention,

Do yourself a favor, and give your horn back to the alicorn dimension!

 

Lightning Bliss: The Crystal Empire you lost, you were defeated you hagan,

Not only once, but twice, by the Princesses and Spike the dragon!

I am an OC alicorn, with a back story to boot,

Your creators didn't bother to explain your orgins you pathetic goof!

 

King Sombra: I strike fear into the hearts of crystal ponies! You make stallions blush in shame!

I've got a silver helment on my head, and I'm gonna make dark crystal rain!

You can't use magic unless you wet yourself, I entrance soldiers and master of shadow!

I'd trance you easily, and make you my slave pony, but I'd have to make you a widow!

 

Lightning Bliss: I'M THE PRINCESS OF UNITY!

I've spread more friendship and peace, then you enslaving ponies! JERK

I split your helment with a thunder buck!

I'd stomp you to the ground, but your so worthless I don't give a pluck!

I create peace...when you put me in a corner,

I don't give up, magic just wants to be my donor!

I make light wish it was prettier then me!

You may have enslaved an Empire, but I'm the Princess of Unity!

This was legit i think this was Darth Vader vs Hitler

@@Moonlight Magician, @,

 

Sorry if I didn't make it clear in my first post above, but I did say this is "was just for fun" and not to be vulgar serious about it. Twilight Sparkle is actually my favorite cartoon character of all time. It's not in me to cuss either, but this is a knock off from youtube's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, made ponified. Sorry if you don't like the cussing, but I wouldn't be following the way they do it without some cussing in it. I respect ya'll don't like it, but don't take it seriously, its just for fun.

 

Now on to the next rap battle!

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

 

 

Lightning Bliss....

 

VS!!!!

 

DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! BEGIN!

 

Discord: When I appear on the scene, fans drop and admire with brony glee!

No brony knows you, you're the Mary Sue bigger then the doll Barbie!

What's with your ears? I can't feakin tell!

You look like Dumbo that went to get pericings that fell!

I'll throw chaos at you here to the rainbow place!

Making you look like a fool all over your cute white face!

 

LB: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU got know idea what your messin with here discord

I got my horn and my wings, my golden hooves, you so lame and bord

You look like someone threw you on the street and got run over by a Ford!

I'll be stretching out the rhyem like my rainbows fly through time,

When you try to put you chaotic brain against this peaceful mind!

I'm the best, I'm the alicorn of Unity!

I'll bring down the joys of peace, while I squirt you out like duty!

 

Discord: I'm the one who did the squirting with chocolate cotton clouds, if you recall?

You couldn't fight your way out of the castle of King Sombra unless Spike was on call!

You can't create peace anywhere or around me, for serious!

Creating more chaos then madness of your ascention was!

 

LB: There are a million million million million million, ponies in Equestria that we can observe...

You're mama combinded every animal there was and put them into one turd!

You wanna bring the heat? With the cotton candy clouds you fly?

I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Pinkie Pie!

And while it's true, I can make magic opposite of you,

I'm a the cutest alicorn, your just an ugly disformed goo! OH!

 

Edit: If ya'll still prefer I DON'T follow the Epic Rap Battles of History style exactly though, then I'll attempt to divert out the cussing much as I can. Again though, this was never meant to be taken seriously folks.

Ok now this is the real Albert Eienstein vs Steven Hawkings!

 

Lightning Bliss won!

Edited April 13, 2014 by +~Flandre Scarlet~+

[Your Nightly Spectre 1,061]

 

*cough* *cough* Sorry to say but your OC lost all of those Rap Battles. 

 

Sombra vs Lighting Bliss is the best one here, but Sombra still had better lines. 

[GlowingFlask 2,356]

I demand videos! You got the words, just need the sound and images.

 

Brony rap battle channel forming on youtube in 3,2,1...

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

I demand videos! You got the words, just need the sound and images.

 

Brony rap battle channel forming on youtube in 3,2,1...

lol sorry I just don't have the time or team to put on a show like that, but its a nice idea!

 

Ok this one I got inspired by another dance called "The Creep"

 

Hello ya'll... this is Lightning Bliss and this is...the Pony...

 

When you're out on the town and you see a rainbow

Do the Pony (squee)

Do the Pony squee)

And if you wanna make friends at a restraunt window

Do the Pony (snort)

Do the Pony (squee)

 

 

Well, I got a new dance so get up now brony

It's real easy to do, and it's called 'The Pony'

Let your hands bop around like you're trying to stomp

Arch your shoulders up and down, while shaking your rump!

 

 

Now pull your head up high like your flying through the sky

And sway your hair and butt back like your ready to fly

Put on your smile and your swag, and act proud little brony

Put this in your speakers; you a certified Pony!

 

 

When you see a country mare, laying out at and looking fair

Do the Pony (squee)

Do the Pony (squee)

And when a fine stallion, makes a wink to satisfation

Do the Pony (snort)

Do the Pony (squee)

 

 

I was five years old when I started ponyin'

I watched the show first time, and I started leapin'

You can't imagine the surprise when famile looked my way

And saw my little ass flicking' as I trotted away!

 

 

Yeah they knew I was a pony, since the day I was born

Poppin' out my momma like some kettle corn

Yeah the doctor caught my head and he started smilin'

'Cause I came out clean - and I came out ponyin'!

 

 

Bronies,

Bronies,

Bronies bronies bronies!

 

 

When I was a boy, I ponied in the playground

Frolic out in the sandbox - it was my little castle room

As otherws watched, I was squeeing and snorting

Little did they know, that for me, they were galloping

And I would laugh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, ha.

And they would dance, la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la.

So pop-pop-pop your hoofies,

and tweak out your earries

Don't sleep, come on get your Pony on with me!

 

 

 

 

 

Edited May 20, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[Sailor Venus 12]

why does every single one have lighting bliss in it

[Mantza 29]

Haha, I love these! Thank you and keep doing more!

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

why does every single one have lighting bliss in it

 

Because I'm hosting this thread lol and its for my own fun *squee*

Haha, I love these! Thank you and keep doing more!

Thank you! I'll try to think of more later on!

[Sailor Venus 12]

Because I'm hosting this thread lol and its for my own fun *squee*

 

oh okay  I guess your right 

[7th Boss 102]

You need to go up against a real oc, Gearhart:

 

 

 

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

Epic Rap Battles of HIstory!!!

 

TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEK!

 

VS!

 

Lighning Bliss!!!!!!! BEGIN!

 

Tirek:

Come get your magic sucked without a care,

I shoot red magic like it's just not fair!

Then you're eyes go white you worthless mare!

 

I'm given chance to snap those wings in two

My magic is all mighty!

Your magic is a puny rainbow that spurts a few!

 

You old mule!

You're like an old engine without gas,

And no followers on the MLP forums,

That is so sad!

 

To top it off you don't even have a castle!

I've never seen sucha disaster!

You fake you! I bet you ripped off Celestia's design too!

 

Lightning Bliss:

I would not, could not, stand the sight of you!

Nor listen to the lines which you had in few!

Even in Generation 1 you were pathetic,

There was hardly a background you were synethic!

 

You hardly put up a fight!

You're motivation was to bring out ever lasting mid - night!

I can use magic in all new ways...

You had to steal from other ponies just to win the day!

 

How you gonna battle with the pony of peace...

Changelings didn't have a foot over me.

You think your half ass horse can rap to that?

I got a dragon husband, that will make you go splat!

 

Tirek:

I'm switching up my style like I from G-one to G-four,

My abilities have grown stronger, as did so much more,

You're pathetically weak, can only do magic with the help of friends or desperation.

"Oh help me, I can't do it," "Save me, I need help",

While I suck up earth, unicorn and pegasus, while your facing annilation!

 

Lightning Bliss:

You have powers you do, yes you've had grown big it's true,

But let's see how you rap when you verse dragon Night Lights dude!

 

Night Lights:

Oh no... you've crossed the line!

You may have made a mistake

When you messed with my devine!

 

I'll take your big black horns and send them back home to your brother...

Break my tail off in your mouth, and send you back to the nether!

There I will cook you up and eat you with some changling stew!

You're time is due!

Make no mistake!

I am in a rage!

 

All does not end well when you start to get zoned...

Your getting upstaged Tirek, *snarls* you just got owned!

[Darker 1,351]

@@Moonlight Magician, @,

 

Sorry if I didn't make it clear in my first post above, but I did say this is "was just for fun" and not to be vulgar serious about it. Twilight Sparkle is actually my favorite cartoon character of all time. It's not in me to cuss either, but this is a knock off from youtube's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY, made ponified. Sorry if you don't like the cussing, but I wouldn't be following the way they do it without some cussing in it. I respect ya'll don't like it, but don't take it seriously, its just for fun.

 

Now on to the next rap battle!

 

 

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY

 

 

Lightning Bliss....

 

VS!!!!

 

DISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD! BEGIN!

 

Discord: When I appear on the scene, fans drop and admire with brony glee!

No brony knows you, you're the Mary Sue bigger then the doll Barbie!

What's with your ears? I can't feakin tell!

You look like Dumbo that went to get pericings that fell!

I'll throw chaos at you here to the rainbow place!

Making you look like a fool all over your cute white face!

 

LB: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU got know idea what your messin with here discord

I got my horn and my wings, my golden hooves, you so lame and bord

You look like someone threw you on the street and got run over by a Ford!

I'll be stretching out the rhyem like my rainbows fly through time,

When you try to put you chaotic brain against this peaceful mind!

I'm the best, I'm the alicorn of Unity!

I'll bring down the joys of peace, while I squirt you out like duty!

 

Discord: I'm the one who did the squirting with chocolate cotton clouds, if you recall?

You couldn't fight your way out of the castle of King Sombra unless Spike was on call!

You can't create peace anywhere or around me, for serious!

Creating more chaos then madness of your ascention was!

 

LB: There are a million million million million million, ponies in Equestria that we can observe...

You're mama combinded every animal there was and put them into one turd!

You wanna bring the heat? With the cotton candy clouds you fly?

I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Pinkie Pie!

And while it's true, I can make magic opposite of you,

I'm a the cutest alicorn, your just an ugly disformed goo! OH!

 

Edit: If ya'll still prefer I DON'T follow the Epic Rap Battles of History style exactly though, then I'll attempt to divert out the cussing much as I can. Again though, this was never meant to be taken seriously folks.

 

"You're mama combinded every animal there was and put them into one turd!"

 

LOL That one line cracked me up!