Well for one I'm manly. If someone where to ask how manly I was out of 10, I'd say 11 because I'm that manly.
Joking, if anything, mlp has made me want to feel more feminine. Because of that, it's made made me feel more free but back to the point of this thread.
Autistic: Closest I get is low blood sugar.
Gay: Nope, I'm bi.
Virgin: Alright, yes but I'm still only a teen.
Live with parents: Also yes but again I'm still just a teen.
Shove ponies in others faces: Nope, only if you ask for it. >:-)
And @, I kinda stole your layout. It's a good one!