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Taviscratch

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  1. Would I ship ponies against their will? Oh yeah, pony slavery is where the money's at.
  2. Gieves and Hawkes make suits for all sizes, they're a tailors after all, but only seem to model super skinny dudes since they are a leading London tailors. As for suits, the more "average build" someone is the better they look in them. I feel suits look like they "hang off" skinny men. It's more about posture, anyway. I was always wary of Spin Doctor because of the low price. The label "steampunk" always seems to double the price of something. My girlfriend is a huge fan of all things steampunk so if you vouch for the quality of their clothes I'll take your word and look for something for her birthday. Thanks.
  3. Wow! All the swag! Gieves & Hawkes make some dapper suits.
  4. Nah, it just gave me a funny image a some huge lips kissing your entire face
  5. Cool story, bro. How many of them have you banged? As for me, yes, I have been kissed lots of times. On your face? That's a new one. I've heard "on the cheek" or "on the mouth" but "on my face" is terribly vague XD
  6. So I've been called upon to give my stem cells to aid somebody who is suffering from leukemia. I've got a blood test on Monday and then we'll see where it goes from there.

  7. Well since we are posting beautiful music, have a more contemporary piece.
  8. ...Then there are weapons for those who have penises I do like the Archer but more because of its silly design. They put the gun on backwards!
  9. Do you actually have a point to make that would open up a discussion or are you just ranting? Since you're so insecure about your age, given that any time anyone even mentions age you say "oh, that's right, I'm old" I would say that from your posts I would never have guessed you were 30. As for the flak you apparently receive, I've never experienced any of it but maybe that's because I don't act like you have done in this thread, almost challenging people to disagree with you as if that would support your point. Why do you get hate? It probably isn't because you are a brony, it's probably because some people just don't like you.
  10. It's got to be Han Solo hasn't it? The Mauser also has a real steampunk feel which I find appealing
  11. I must admit, I'm rather fond of the Katyusha ever since I played a WWII game (can't remember it's name) where you could commandeer one and just destroy the entire battlefield. If you are going to kill somebody, you might as well do it in style.
  12. Kudos on the German weapons of war! I love German tanks though I prefer the look of the regular Tiger.
  13. I do not have a neck beard I am not incredibly fat I do not live with my mother I am not autistic I am not misogynistic I am not a paedophile I am not a virgin I am not single I am not a creepy motherfucker around women
  14. I have a short full beard with a gap between the beard and moustache. I'd like it to be longer but my girlfriend won't let me. I have very curly hair and my beard is no different so it gets straggly as it starts to grow out but would look really good once it gets bushy. Wait, Americans spell moustache as "mustache"? That looks bloody weird XD
  15. The title says it all: What is your favourite weapon from history? There have been a few threads on people's favourite fictional weapon so I thought I'd do something a little different. As for me, I'm rather partial to the Schiavona. Doesn't it just exude elegance? How about you guys and gals?
  16. Playing Assassins Creed Black Flag. It is one of the most fun games I've ever played. Sure, it has some issues common with the AC series and Ubisoft games in general but it's still really good. Anyone know what AC: Rogue is like?
  17. They had massive whips, Rimmer. Massive, massive whips.
  18. I think I'm Marmite. I don't really know to be honest, though. I will disappear for months on end and then resurface and head straight to the debate pit. I figure I probably cause annoyance in many people who argue with me and admiration in those I defend. I also go to the life advice threads quite a often where I usually give out some tough love. Some people like it, some people don't. As for my reputation, I don't really know. It's got me wondering now. Anyone who knows me and reads this, let me know, good or bad. I'm curious.
  19. I see my girlfriend sitting next to me reading about nuclear disasters.
  20. I wouldn't worry so much about death...if you do die, you'll be the one who cares least about it As for my fear, it's probably the water. No, I literally just changed my mind. I'm not afraid of water, I just don't like it most of the time. The sea is really salty and stings my eyes (plus, being English, it isn't like I have any lovely warm blue seas around) whilst indoor swimming pools are just awful. The chlorine assaults my eyes, nose and sense of taste while the echoing from the screaming kids just gives me a migraine leading to my senses just feeling overwhelmed. Lightly chlorinated outdoor pools all to myself are preferable and get me near a clear river or lake and I will enjoy it thoroughly. I'm not a terribly strong swimmer but I can swim well enough. Wow..."go potty"? You really do feel humiliated by this don't you? Happens to the best of us. Chances are, because of the genes in my family, I'll likely be dead by the time I'm your age. Heart attacks, strokes and cancer galore. I am never having kids...I'd feel like a murderer
  21. One of its kind in the sense that it is the only modern day espionage rpg.
  22. *all your fursuit are belong to us. XD I'm actually really interested in why people like them so much. I guess they're kind of like cosplay...but you create your own character? I don't know, could you shed some light on this? I would only really wear a fursuit as part of a Falco Lombardi or a Faceless Bonny cosplay. I don't hate them but I do find them a little creepy with the hollow eyes and all...like mascots...and clowns...God I hate clowns.
  23. The flat where I'm living is a pretty shitty place (not too bad for a student letting mind you) and it gets spiders with tiny bodies and extremely long legs which my girlfriend HATES. They're really fast too so they are impossible to catch. I usually just squash them with a shoe or something. One day I found a nest of them behind the toilet and didn't know what to do. I couldn't get round to squash them and didn't want to disturb the nest in case I just ended up scattering spiders around the flat so I sprayed the thing with bleach. It was pretty nasty but effective. We also have a damp problem. The flat is full of dehumidifiers but still every now and again we'll find a silverfish which I either squash or spray with bleach depending on their location.
  24. ALPHA PROTOCOL Sorry, wanted to make sure it was seen but it is literally the most underrated game. It's a really fun and pretty in-depth modern espionage RPG...the only one of its kind. It has some issues with a low budget but the gameplay more than makes up for it. Damn good game. I picked it up for £2 from my local Grainger Games.
  25. First time my friend Chaos played D&D (he'll correct me if I'm telling the story wrong) he played a rogue and they started in the inn. He angered a patron who punched him and knocked him out. When he came to the rest of the party had left on a quest so he ran out of the inn after them but didn't look in his haste and was run over by a horse and cart, knocking him out. He regained consciousness face down in the mud and staggered back inside. He ordered the strongest drink the inn had from the barkeeper, downed it, failed his resistance roll and was once more knocked out. When he came to he was piss-soaked on the floor of the inn and he decided to crawl back up to his room and sleep till the party returned. That was his introduction to D&D
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