mineralwater

this has to be 1 of the 50 most beautiful songs i have ever heard. it makes me so melancholic but so immensly happy at the same time. i reckon that this is what plays when someone who is suicidal dies from an accident and while dying they think "aaaaaaahhhh finally...".

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10 hello nelson, nelson never bothered that kid ever again

http://youtu.be/_NW-5nciW9o

dear OP, those people just know how to have fun you can act stupid and actually be intelligent, because its funny i am my own employer

dont even know if that is a creature who is capable of punching someone

wweeeeelll...... not my cup of tea 4/10 http://youtu.be/qcmiR6e41xs

feather spiral-spiral-spiral i do not believe that thathatt is the common tecnique dat poniess use when they are about to scratch themselves behind they are public ears, K i liked the pic, you gotta work on that posture though *sniff sniff* bohoooooo

i've never been to the moon i hate swagf***s (sorry but i cant find any better word for it) i think videogames are boring i hate brostep because of it's fanbase and the fact that every brostep song ever has the exact same structure and sounds exactly the same as every other brostep song ever made i can make my right eyelid totally relax while i keep my left one open i think that i'm insane but i know that i'm actually not because you cant be aware of that you are insane if you are insane edit: i'm dissapointed in the norwegian youth, everyone tries to be a swagf***g and a swagb***c but noone can even manage to get it right

wake up find out that you have only slept for 1 hour think fuck it get up and make yourself some toast nothing good on tv turn off tv stare at a wall for several hours poop your pants because you cant remember where you are

I think that it was trying to tell me something I took a bunch of escalators And in all of theese escalators everyone would get their feet stuck beetween them and you had to force yorself out of them Getting your feet stuck in them was inevitable There was a third elevator between the two which were for people who drank water for some reason And that escalator would escalate downwards However, you would not get your feet between the steps And halfway down the escalator, the escalator were cut off so that everyone who took it would fall down and die Why?

and I'm just a desperate kid with post-traumatic stress syndrome there are bugs crawling under my skin and my teachers don't notice anything never talked to a psychologist why is nobody concerned about me nobody confronted me about my scars i get left alone everyone's afraid of me let me get my privacy and you thought i were dark and mysterious I'm just another pretentious dick (yes, you heard me, now go) is there anything else you want from me mind your own fucking business I'm sorry I know i shouldn't have said that I guess i just want people to think that I'm a cold motherfucker motherfuckers get their daily moments of fame and I've never really talked to them I'm just observing from a corner beating my meat nobody ever notice me and I guess that's for the better I'm just an old cliche and i don't really have anywhere to live kids that don't act like me are just stupid and mental

hours upon hours of full consciousness (sleeping is for lozerz) records music water dem moneys oxygen things i consume the least: brain activity (almost legally a vegetable)

feels like so much more in my hands shaving myself is so tiresome hiding myself in books and there's a limit to how much you can take doesn't seem like anyone respect that hide with me you're lying you are lying your hands "i killed a bunch of people once" and the nsa wont leave you alone because they talked to me once busy talking to someone

i WANT to be relaxed i always look for the ultimate chill-experience but i'm to stressed out all the time to relax nothing's good enough for me i think it's because i'm addicted to media because if i have nothing to fix my eyes on i easily get depressed oh my back

sampling is really really hard you have to find out what bpm the songs have on your own and if you are going to use multiple samples you'll have to find out who fits together in pitch and stufffzzzz it depends on how you are sampling though, if you sample just one bar from a song and play it over and over again it's not very clever, i think.

4/10

why?

The apartment below me smells like rotted meat I can here him screaming and throwing shit around I think he keeps dead animals there My therapist says i'm a fucking nutter But i shit you not I saw it trough a hole i've drilled in the floor It's true It's fucking true I've never had the balls to ask him but i bet the dude below me is batshit crazy I've been trying to evict him several times but the dude wont fucking leave I think He wants me to leave I dont know for sure But he seems pretty agressive I need a drink (NB: it's all fiction, people. Art(zzzzxxxx))

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so i have this friend, not mentioning names. let's just call him X. whenever X is trying to crack some jokes or generally goof of it's so forced. like it doesn't come naturally to him. if he is trying to do something funny or anything he is just so, stiff. and it seems like he TRIES to be funny, seems like he looks for every opportunity to be funny instead of letting it come naturally to him. also he thinks that offensive=funny. for example, if I've just made something I'm kind of proud of and he doesn't like it, he'll say "it totally looks/sounds/is like SHIT!" instead of saying "i don't like it. i think it is to loud or experimental. i would like it better though if you (and so on)" edit: also he can't handle ANY form of critique! if he has started a bad habit and we confront him with it, he'll be like "what the fuck are you talking about!? no i fucking don't!" and he always takes control of everything and bosses people around and stuff if we have a show or something. and he tries to be laid-back some times but it also just ends up looking really tense. is there anything about your friends that annoy you?