-Adults think I'm a genius, because I am (straight A's this past semester), but I'm beginning to suspect I might be(coming) retarded. I swear I took brain laxative* at some point, and they treat me better than a lot of other people. Also, I've got a lot of weird disorders.
-I just want to be friends, but all my classmates think I'm going to jump them and eat their souls. I've learned to take advantage of it to scare people I dislike, as reflected in my signature.
*In the context of brain farts.