The Gasper

>Shares her design with Derpy Shit. ALRIGHT, I WAS WRONG.

Cows.

What the title says. What language do you like the sound of most, and what accent do you like most (By which I mean a foreign person speaking English.)? For me, I guess it's: Accent: German. Language: German or Russian.

Not exactly what I would call an avatar... On terms of awesomeness, you're doing fine, but when it comes to avatarness, about 4/10.

How is a half-shadow Multiple Personality Disorder thing not threatening at all? Nevermind... On my "screwedness" rating, I'd say not much at all. Just a recoloured Rainbow Dash.

Marine-like things OOHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIII-

Damn, that's catchy. REALLY catchy.

Flammenwerfer for closer range, a Gewehr 98 with a saw-backed bayonet and a C96 Mauser pistol. Maybe a collapsible baton as well.

My favourite movie? I've got a few. The Matrix is a great one. Least favourite movie? Yes, it's a thing.

...Good lord. I give up. I quit my life.

"In this world, it's not about right or wrong. It's about how far you are willing to go to get what you want. You punch me, I'll stab you. You stab me, I'll shoot you. You shoot me, I'll murder every single member of your family. However far you're willing to go...I'll go further." Oh come on, does nobody like this quote?

I'd be more careful. I'm somewhat apathetic to that, and I wouldn't go rambo because it would be a pointless loss. I like planning things out, so I'd be likely to take revenge later. (Assuming that in this case they've been murdered in an alleyway without noticing me watching). I'd go bring out my log splitter axe, gloves and my old gas mask (doesn't work anymore, but whatever). I'd find out where they lived and get in as quietly as possible, then go for the head. Once I'd killed them, I think I'd desecrate the corpse in some degrading fashion as a last disrespect. Hide the corpse somewhere so they won't find it for some time, spray-paint my number plate, leave the immediate city and live in an isolated town with other isolated people. And grow a beard. I can't believe I just wrote that...

...Sorry, what? Name: yoloswag Topic: Slaughtering noobs I DON'T EVEN TROLL ALERT

Rainboom.

Rules are simple: Count 1+ if you are male. Count 1- if you are a female. First gender to reach 100+ or 100- wins. Example: 0. Male user: 1. Male user: 2. Female user: 1. Female user: 0. Female user: -1. The number will start on 0. Let the (most likely unpopular) games begin!

Run, scoob! It's a g-g-ghost!

Agreed. They would've gotten a lot further by haggling a bit with the Flim/Flam brothers, eventually starting a massive equestria-wide corporation and raking in mountains of bits.