Miss Wolf Link

There's a pony in my bed. That's new!

Hay, Pinkie Pie! When are you going to turn into Pinkamenda and kill people and ponies? I'd love to join you when that happens!!!

Nobody will ever know. What Nintendo video game francize is Link from?

1 Yes! 2 No! 3 Never tell them!

How did you get in my room?! I lock the door every time I leave!

Megatron is the BEST Transformer ever!!

9/10 It looks awsome!

I can just use the master sword on you.

Flying earth ponies that look fabulous are cool!

So you can brag all day. Was I dead in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask?

Yay, I got hugged by a bat pony! Bat ponies are awsome!

Metal Girl

I thought I kept my bedroom door locked! How the heck did you get in hear?!

I'll just use the master sword on you.

Not now. Maybe after we see each other in person at least once.

Do you wanna play some video games with me?

^Sorry, that was a typo. It was suppost to say 570 times! Just to make sure that pony is not a pony-player!

We're going to survive in style. Crank up the music and let's kill some zombies!

When people ask me, "Coke or Pepsi?" I say, "Screw those, I like Dr. Pepper!"

I usually play video games, draw, read, or post on forum websites late at night.

I don't know my sexuality. I have never been attracted to anyone and I usually don't socialize much.

Chapter 2 The next day, we all (except Cherry) were almost-bored-to-death trying to think of something to do. Sweetie Belle and her older sister Rarity let me stay with them for the night, and now Rarity wants to use me as a model, but Sweetie Belle and I would never let that happen! So we're stuck here. "I wish it wasn't so boring here!" exclaimed Scootaloo. Just then two royal guards from Canterlot Castle came running at their fastest gallop. "Link, Shyfly, you two have to come with me." said the royal guard. "But what did we do?!" questioned Shyfly. "Nothing, but Princess Celestia must see you before the next six moons are up!" answered the guard. The guards dragged us to Canterlot Castle where Princess Celestia was waiting. "Have you noticed how dark the sky has been lately?" asked Princess Celestia. "The sky was this dark when I was found in the apple orchard." I replied. "A terrible evil from another world has come to invade. It can not be defeated by Equestrian magic. But you two, have an uncanny shimmer in your eyes indicating other worldly magic. An old prophesy states that 'thirty moons after the blood red moon, when evil from another realm takes over, two fillies from another world will find their true power and vanquish the evil.' You two are Equestria's last hope." "Which is why I must train you two in combat and prepare you for battle!" said a shadowy figure in the corner. "For I am Princess Luna, Princess of the night! We only have six moons left to train you for battle." said the shadowy figure as she stepped out of the darkness. "Come with me, and let the training begin!" said Princess Luna. She put a green hat on me that just like the green hat I normally wear. And then she put one just like it but purple on Shyfly's head. Then we were given swords unlike any I've ever seen before. And thus, our training begun! Chapter 3 will be posted sometime soon!

Banned because I got bored.

WTF?! How the heck did you get in here! I keep my bedroom door locked at night!

I am The Hero of Time!