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No, because it's too much of a mood-breaker for mlp's lighthearted, comedy theme. Why do people keep pushing for a darker MLP? Why does anyone think that would be a good idea? Kinda impossible for it to be sad when she already has a replacement home (a bigger and better one, too), before the episode even begins. Unless it's supposed to be sad because of the memories she had from living there, but eh. Not really sad enough to even bother with, and they shouldn't be trying to have that that kind of stuff in the series anyway, because mood-breaker.
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How Dark do you want FiM to be?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to TheMisterManGuy's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
I don't think you understand what dark really is. I'm talking death, murder, horror (actual horror), gore, rape, tragedy, war, genocide, severe mental trauma. All of what you listed are extremely tame, something bad happening does not equal dark, that's called conflict, which is necessary in any story. You may argue that the moment where Philomena bursting into flames and turning to ash was dark, but within moments, she was reborn, preventing it from being a truly dark moment (there wasn't even any blood or gore, or graphic immolation). Dark would be Death Note, Hannibal Lector, Game of Thrones, etc., Fallout 3, Law and Order, etc. Or, a dark comedy example, the Pony .Mov series (particularly the infamous Shed.mov). Tho MLP occasionally takes a darker than usual route, it never, at any point, goes all the way with it. I know you're arguing in support of a darker MLP, but you and everyone else who want that SERIOUSLY need to understand that ANY good story cannot have conflicting moods going on. Some work together, others don't. You can't have a serious story and then suddenly throw some comedy in there, or have comedy in a horror or sad story. MLP could only have dark if it was a comedy (because of the existence of black humor), based on the silly looking character designs that make it impossible to take seriously. But even then, it would've had to have started out that way. Because of the fact that it didn't, you can't suddenly change the mood of a series without it being too jarring to the audience. -
And then he did a follow up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFp9PM5r1q8
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Feature Length MLP Movie Announced For 2017!
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to EquestriaGuy's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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Should Discord lose his powers?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to LordDiscord's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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How Dark do you want FiM to be?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to TheMisterManGuy's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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Is MLP Playing it Safe?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Harmony Spark's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
Any story that's inconsistent in mood is a bad story. Some moods, I believe, can work together without clashing (horror and sad go well with eachother I think), but serious and comedy, for example, do not. MLP is conistently light-hearted and comedic, so it suddenly being dark and or serious would be too jarring. That, and just LOOK at the characters: Does this look like something you could take seriously in a dark setting? The designs are too exaggerated and silly looking to be taken seriously. It just can't work. As I said, mixing a light-hearted comedy with dark and serious tones is a recipe for bad storytelling. -
Who is the S5 Villain?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to ScarfaceOne's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
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From what I've heard about it, anyone who washes they're hands before touching anything going into their mouths, and avoids letting anything touch an open wound will almost be guaranteed to not get it. I've noticed that barely anyone washes they're hands before eating (unless there's something visible on them), which I don't understand. Those people are probably screwed.
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Anyone else not like alcohol?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to SolidTwilight's topic in General Discussion
I don't care for most alcohol. I've never understood why people like it, and getting drunk. I've never been fully drunk, but I can't imagine why anyone would find being in such a state enjoyable. And from what I've seen, a lot of people just drink without getting drunk. So what are they even getting out of that? It's basically just expensive piss-flavored liquid. It's almost as if they just drink it because of some strange cultural tradition. -
Irrationality. I'm a completely rational-thinking person, so anything irrational naturally causes my brain to go haywire.
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What did you like before it was cool?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to iceestarz's topic in General Discussion
I don't stop liking things for becoming popular because I'm not a damn hipster. -
What do you want for this Christmas?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Spikey-Wikey's topic in General Discussion
Nothing. Unlike most people, I don't think people should be given gifts just because a certain day of the year has occurred (and yes, that includes birthdays). -
What's your favourite video game of all time?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to ----------'s topic in Media Discussion
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, definitely. A very solid hack and slash spectacle fighter. Despite how short it is (6 hours), I've put close to 200 or more hours from replaying and doing the VR missions. -
movies/tv Do you think Frozen is overated?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Alex Z's topic in Media Discussion
Yeah, it's pretty damn generic, story wise. And Let It Go isn't even that good, but people made it out to be like TEH BEST SONG EVARZ. And the fanart on DA for months after it came up, for fuck's sakes. There was so damn much. I can't imagine why it's so popular. Tho I do think I know why people loved Elsa so much, and that's entirely do to her looks+ice powers. -
gaming Nintendo Will Lock Your Wii U if You Don’t Agree to the New License Agreement
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Shanks's topic in Media Discussion
I don't see why people are upset over this. Just accept the terms of service (like you would've anyway). I feel like the only reason people are complaining is because they're being forced to or else they can't play, when, like I said, they would've just accepted it anyway.- 28 replies
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I stopped taking him seriously after his Metal Gear Rising review.
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web Thoughts on Game Grumps?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to ovr9000percentcooler's topic in Media Discussion
At one point, but after a while it just became unbearably dull. They typically just talk about off-topic shit and ignore the game (and don't read instructions), then bitch when they can't figure out what to do. and rarely does a humorous moment happen. It's just mindless garbage at this point. -
music Miley Cyrus goes Brony
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Moved to Elsewhere's topic in Media Discussion
Since when? Also I don't see why people care when a famous person joins a fandom, it's just another person.- 59 replies
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What are your thoughts on Equestria Daily?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Arcanel's topic in Sugarcube Corner
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Who's your favorite MLP analyst?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Blaze Bronson's topic in Sugarcube Corner
Ugg, that guy can make some good points, but he's too easily offended. He can't understand when certain things like joking about incest are, you know, a JOKE (for example, he got angry when reviewing the Friendship is Witchcraft episode over the incest plot, particularly during the song when twilight sang the line "it's not creepy". He actually shouted "YES IT IS" straight-fucking-faced. He honestly could not comprehend that it was not meant to be taken seriously, it was painfully obvious that the song was making a joke out of the incest). He also thinks that kids are easily traumatized, that any somewhat scary image would severely fuck a child's mind up (like the monster in A Pal For Gary.) That and I hated how he got all angry that people didn't like Magical Shittery Cure, not able to understand people had legitimate reasons to dislike it, you know, because it was rushed and pointless. I honestly can't take the dude seriously at this point. As for reviewers I like, I don't really care for any of them (save for Jerry Peet and Anthony C). Than I learned that Jerry Peet is a hypocritical, SJW asshole. -
What Would it Take to make you Quit MLP?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Geek0zoid's topic in Sugarcube Corner
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Are there any episodes of MLP you hate?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to Alex Z's topic in MLP:FiM Canon Discussion
Magical Mystery Cure, I don't care what anyone says, even if you can justify the plot holes (which I may or may not have at one point already), it was still a rushed, shitty plot that tried to do way too much with way too little time. That and the princess part was pointless because no reason has ever been given for their being another princess. There was never any indication that Equestria was in need of more rulers. Add to that the fact that Twilight had never shown any interest in being one, and the whole thing was a meaningless. The episode existed for the sole purpose of selling princess Twilight toys. -
What would you think about an anime version of MLP?
Wulfgar Von Heltzer replied to InvaderShy's topic in Sugarcube Corner