*Nearby, a fabulous unicorn and her pegasus protege were busy working on a exciting marketing campaign*
Rarity: *Confused* "You would like me to wear the helmet whilst drinking a carbonated beverage from it and dancing?"
Pipp Petals: "Trust me, Rarity!" the small pegasus said encouragingly
"Creatures from Appleoosa to Zephyr Heights are going to go PONANAS for the "Gallop 'n' Go" drink hat! At least, that's what my agent keeps telling me."
Rarity: "Well, I've gotten this far into the fabulous world of Horseywood with your wealth of helpful advice so, why stop now?"
Pipp: That's the spirit, Babe! Now, say the line!"
Rarity:
"Very well." *Ahem* "With the "Gallop 'n' Go you'll be able to gallop and go anywhere while being able to drink the delicious...*drinks, Eughh*...sodaah
that you've been dreaming of from the comfort of your very own skull! Get your gallop on 'n' go get yours today!"😊
Pipp Petals: *singsong* "That was Ah-Maze-Ing, Rare Bear!" Pipp smiled brightly but next time try not to wretch while drinking the soda, m'kay?" 😊
Rarity: *Grimacing* I will try my best, one more time from the top?" 😬
Pipp Petals: Alrighty! Let's get to it and...ACTION!" 😆🎬
Rarity: *Sighs heavily* "Wonderful, Darling." 🙄