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Widdershins

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  1. I can't seem to fall asleep without having something to hug. I have a Spike dolly I cuddle. Which wouldd be more ironic if I didn't also have a Rarity one. In addition, I've also slept with my pet rock, my pet bowling pin, and my lifesize 5-foot plushie anaconda. ...What? Snakes are good cuddlers!
  2. Werewolves & Vampires living together?! TOTAL ANARCHY! Well, not yet we don't! I cast my vote for Rarity gettin' bitten, Wereity! And Please, Honeycube! It's Fluttershy! She makes everything work! I could turn her into a tentacle beast and she'd still win pageants! ....Hmm....that gives me an idea....i'll be back in a few... *Half hour later* Whelp! Angered Discord again, gotta go hop dimensions for a bit again! BYE!
  3. KiraTakesaNappy! I hear you trained a rattlesnake to do your laundry, I'm tellin' you this kid is insane! Wait...i'm mixing threads now....Great, have to go youtube Weird Al now to get it out of my system!
  4. Gasp! Such martial strife! You must get yourself a Werewolf Marriage Counselor most posthaste!
  5. Charles Jelson Hiliey fo' life! I hear you won the Tour De France with two flat tires n' a missing chain.
  6. I feel that this is the appropriate time & season to bring up a topic both near & dear to my savage, fuzzy heart! The age old question of earth-shattering consequences! Who's better?!!? The forces of nature untamed & unrestrained, the mighty Werewolves or those piddly, weak, anemic, parasitic, weaselly, pale, I-don't-know-why-I-even-bothered-allowing-them-as-an-option vampires. CLEARLY we all know who the superior creature is here, eh?
  7. Huff. Too old for trick or treating indeed. Got down on myself about it so figured I'd go for a walk, calm my nerves, maybe scavenge some candy them kids dropped, but to no avail. Just made myself hungrier! Now I'm just holing up in my room right now surrounded by snacks and the leftover bowl of candy that didn't get passed out. I swear, anyone touches any of this, I'm growling & snapping at their grubby paws!
  8. It's just the oddest thing. Soon as night fell, I started thinking about all that candy I can't get because i'm too old for trickertreatin'. I want that sugar...so...hungry...must...feed...

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    2. AmarisNsane

      AmarisNsane

      What isn't looked down upon these days? If you go by that, you'd pretty much be allowed to do nothing. I know that it's easier said than done but one mustn't let the eyes of society dictate what they do. In the end, it's about how you feel, I'd like to think. The importance isn't about how others may view you or feel, it's about how -you- feel about it. Do YOU, as your own individual, feel as though you'd prefer not do it for your own personal reasons? I...

    3. AmarisNsane

      AmarisNsane

      - If so, then it's to be respected, of course! If not, well... it's your life. Let it -be- your life, yeah? So long as you're not harming anyone else, I don't see a problem with it. And if it means anything, I would totally give you candy. ♥

    4. Widdershins

      Widdershins

      Curse my capacity to fall in love with anyone who offers me candy! That's gonna get me in trouble one of these days! Lol!

  9. I'll pick Unintentionally Sympathetic for One Hundred, Mr.Trebek! I'd have to go with that old guy in the oil well stores in Waterworld. Now, I don't fully remember all of that movie, as even I have limits to how much I'm willing to test my madness levels. But the villain ( or one of the villains, I dunno!) was obsessed with how much oil he had, so he kept some poor, scraggly old man down in the storage tank who's sole purpose was to constantly keep an exact measurement of how many inches of oil the guy had whenever someone opened the hatch to holler down at him. At some point in the incomprehensible mess of that movie, someone threw some fire down that oil bin, and as the flames quickly rush to end this old man's torment of a boring, dark & dank miserable life he utters the last of his, what, two lines with a simple: "Hoh, thaink God." And Yes, I did steal this idea entirely from a Cracked.com YouTube video. Arrrrtistic License!
  10. I...I didn't even knew anyone else d-did that... I had always assumed it was just a symptom of a disorganized mind & something that was wrong with me... K-kind of tearing up here...*sniff* ...Y-you know what? Think I've earned the right to make my first ever emoticon for anything ever. B-but to answer your question. Yes, all three. Rhythm has always been a very huge thing with me. Humming less so, as I feel that's the more atonal of the choices. When it comes down to it, I can never remember more then a few lines from any song & then again I can fumble up the lyrics, but sometimes that makes the song funner. But when I do, I can hear the full orchestra & band playing behind the words as clear as if the radio was on. I can't pucker very well, so I never learned how to whistle like people showed me but I managed to out of sheer force of will! I do this sort of open-mouth breathy thing that somehow comes out sounding like a whistle without all the tongue gymnastics, heh. I am constantly whistling snippets of the american translation to the Sailor Moon theme song in attempts to settle my nerves. The day somebody calls me out correctly on what song it is, is the day I willfully combust into flames of embarrassment! When it comes to singing, I feel I am a decent mimic. I can pretty much hit every trill & drawn out lyrical note the singers I listen to do, even if I don't really know how my own voice sounds. Always sounds so deep on recordings that it spooks me. That being said, think I do a pretty spot-on impersonation of Bruno Mars. Even if he's not anywhere near my top ten, hee... Course I reflexively only sing or whistle when I feel I'm where nobody can hear me, especially when in the shower; yet to meet a shower stall without excellent acoustics! Heck, I'll even lip sync & mouth the lyrics to a song that's stuck in my head in a crowded public area if I'm kept idle for too long. Heh, anything you can do with your mouth I tend to to do frequently. ..... ...W-w-w-w-wait! N-n-not like th-that!!!
  11. Hatred is like growing a tree from seed. It has to be kept shielded from outside forces for years, given exact amounts of what it needs to grow until such time as it can set down roots & stand in full defiance of anything to the contrary...but ain't nobody got no time fo' dat!

  12. So Maud is a type of rock now? Did this whole breakdown of her personality over on the fan club thread for her, but in short: She feels the entirety of the farm is her responsibility & what with her sisters either ditching the farm or being incapable she's kind of stuck being loyal to some mudhole that's pegged the sisters to their personality types due to having to deal with the monotony & dread of such a backwoods farm.
  13. Well, there's the sad clown shtick. What, like the Marx brothers or the Three Stooges, they work because you're there to watch the reactions of the "normal" people around them to the chaos they stir up. Then again, that does suit Troubleshoes to a tee...
  14. Well, take Celestia for example. Admittedly, she rather is quite a Mary Sue in her own way. The only times she does fail is so it can advance the drama of the denouement & give Twilight something more to do. But that same infallibility is just as much of a curse too. What'll happen if you win that game of Canasta against the leader of the free world, eh? I headcannon that poor Tia hasn't had a date in several decades because who'd have enough gall to go on a blind date with a god? Not to mention the shady stallions that might have their ambitions in the wrong place. Suppose the old adage is true, a good writer can make anything work. I'm thinking that the opposite of a mary sue would be someone who can't do anything right. A character who screws up so bad it beggars your belief that anyone could be that dumb unless they were trying to forward the story. The sort to cast a spell over the whole of Ponyville, effectively ruin everypony's day and all because he just thought it would be fun or its what he thought you asked him to do. But my question still stands. Where's the point where you go too far off the other end & make your character not just oafish, but hateful? Like how PonyLiver mentioned the term Butt Monkey. That whiny dolt of a side character in some anime that lets the violent criminal go because it offered him candy, or for a better example that one time Pinkie Pie got all up in Fluttershy's face about her social insecurities. Fandom was in agreement that was far too harsh, But still somehow entirely in her character to be that indirectly inconsiderate. And that's exactly how Widder would. He's stolen the leg out from under a blind-drunk gryphon, not out of hatred but because he didn't think twice how that might incite a burning hatred of him. He would just as likely burn your house down, because he thought at the time, that cleaning and reducing it all to ash amounted to the same ends. Phenomenal cosmic power! Itty-bitty Brain!
  15. Well, firstly to answer your first question: Eh, from what i've read & seen on FIMfiction website, they don't mind you going chapter by chapter so long as you don't stop mid-paragraph. Everybeing loves a cliffhanger, eh what? Can't say for this site, of course, but seen a story thrown up here before. As for the second bit, I for one love both reading & the sound of my own voice so I'd love to give a bit of a fair review of what ya got! Though I haven't a clue as to how you'd get it across to me though.
  16. So, since we're on the topic, it seems like, of edges... A follow-up, semi-related question to boot! Is it considered Edgy if I'm making my character into essentially Deadpool? Though granted, I am doing this despite not having any direct contact with anything Deadpool related. Which somehow seems very in-spirit for Deadpooling. Basically! I'm aiming for as inane as possible! More on the psychopath half then the homicidal part! Insufferable, but not mean or deadly!
  17. Rabbit-eared pegusai?!!? Squee! That just sounds ADORABLE!!! Guess that answers your first question! But for your second, hmm... Well, one could say that no one really cares enough about silly ol' bland, earth ponies enough to put enough effort into giving them long-lost civilizations, BUT one could argue that donkeys, cows, goats, yaks & zebras are all variants on the form. There's a certain special brand of mystique to a race in your show that is already part of the "real world's" mythology. As the unicorns are already the elite, richer class and somehow linked to alicorn royalty and a city capitol all to themselves it is entirely possibly most writers assume they're already played out. Whatayya gonna do with a forgotten race of unicorns anyway? Make them more intelligent & magical? Then we'd be getting into Kingdom of the Crystal Skull territory of unbelievability there! Think why its been pegusai specifically these two examples, is because they're an agile, athletic, angelic & near fairy like race as it is. Fantastical enough to give credence to them being some forgotten race of magicalness but still as much of an animal to not give a reader too much whiplash. Like if they were alicorns. Don't think you could mention alicorns without getting several thousand in the fandom's hackles raised! Though I would like to see the writers bite the bullet & introduce alicorn backstory that's basically just "Nah, just another race. Nothin' godlike at all. Y'all just hired Celly & Woona because ya thought they was pretty."
  18. Five?...Huh, thought it was four. Anyway! Not to rag on you any, but the idea's been done before, this fandom loves its themeing! Was talking to PonyOfWar (I don't know how to link his name, but i'm sure he's in the search function somewhere!)about his project based around that the other day, though I've not heard any of it from the standpoint of genetic modification. Do love me the idea of having a character with special powers or whatnot, and from that point just the trouble of them leading a life being the natural mess they are. Like what's an avatar of war to do when there isn't any wars to fight? But as for ideas, I've always got ideas! But think I might need more to go on if there was specific types of experiments you wanted symbolized in each character and to have each of those somehow relate to an element of the apocolypse as well. Ooh! Like, say, just off the top of my head! We try our best to come up with preventative pesticides to protect our crops, but that only succeeds in making the pests stronger so...maybe a bug themed pony for Pestilence?
  19. Give?!!? ...But...then I'd have less! Well, granted...it is undeniably a hoard, you taking a few out of it would hardly dent it. I-If you h-happen to take a liking to it maybe...then sure. Maybe, like, a part of me going to live with you...kinda gives me a bit of a fuzzy feeling. Guess it sure does it better then sitting on shelves in my room then, heh...
  20. Whelp, dragon hoodie! Immediate ten outta ten! Lol! Well, the cutie mark seems a tad elaborate and... .... Ohhh, wait, nevermind. Just got it. The backstory...well, it's sort of half & half with me. Love that he's an alicorn because that's just the hand that life dealt him. Beautiful, glib, irreverent storytelling! The gaining the cutie mark seems a tad spontaneous, but I think that's sort of the point of the whole concept... While I get that that sort of life can...use you up in many ways I can't help but think. If you beat up your actors, its gonna be harder to milk all the money out of them. Each of the injuries kind of begs an explanation, but that's finely balanced by leaving a bit of mystery for the audience. Maybe they forced him to die his eyes but being the cheap production they were, didn't exactly have the healthiest way of applying dye. Think you managed to hit a perfect balance of edgy & cute with this guy! Hrm...9 outta ten! Only missed a point, because now I'm all worried about the turns life can take! I want that hoodie!
  21. Personally, I'm all for it. In any method. See, what I think people have an issue with, is separating alicorns from...ugh, "princesshood." That...that whole princess thing is a whole nother can of worms... You can be a princess of something, but not be an alicorn. We're used to seeing them as members of royalty, but it stands to reason that with as much land as Equestria covers and only two, maybe three, alicorns being about for the longest time that not every place is going to be ruled by an actual alicorn. Blueblood makes a fine example, he clearly views himself just as royal as his great, great (yadda) aunt & with the airheaded and easily swayed ways the upper crust of Canterlot seems like you could claim a relation to either of the royal sisters & get a barony or title of your own. You can be an alicorn, but not a princess. Sure, you may have the capability of both magic & flight, but that doesn't grant immediate godhood, does it? That makes you a pony that can do three things instead of just one. A dog, with enough will & training, can run just as well on two legs as it can on four. That, and our newest alicorn (and this may sound like a bit of a mean jab, but...) doesn't exactly have a kingdom & subjects, does she? "Friendship" isn't something that can change the fate of worlds is it? (Granted, neither is love in my opinion, but I just can't work up enough hatred against a pink horse.) I fully expect to hear Twilight haggling with a vendor & the vendor coming back with "Well, you can come back when your the Princess of Fair Trade n' Puttin' Bread on ma Table!" When it comes down to it, Alicorns are at best a species of their own and at worst, mutants. It's when the creator gives them a sense of entitlement & superiority over other options is when you get the sense they're doing it to spite you. Any character needs enough flaws to be believable and...well, mortal. Their moments where they just give up & walk away. Heh, but maybe I'm just a fan of a certain brush-tailed rainbow alicorn. ...That having been said, the few times I have seen an overblown Godicorn, its always been so blatant and "Lookitme!" it has always struck me that the creator was intentionally playing up to a audience. And I just can't fault theatrics!
  22. Well, Widdershins obviously adores the royal sisters, as he sees them both as sisters & a mother to him. In a sort of Spike to Twilight sorta deal. But, your question rather got me thinking... Gallimaufry rather admires ponydom as a whole. Or, perhaps more specifically, the Main Six. He's always admired the race for the quality that's rather blatantly lacking in itself, the capability to cooperate. Being born permanently affixed to within a few feet of your entire family can sort of make it incredibly easy to get on each others nerves. Its almost inconceivable to it that you can do what Twilight & her friends do, is to not only accept the negative but balance it out with what positives you can see in them. Mauf spends so much of its time snarking, backbiting or arguing with its other heads for getting in each others' ways that it barely gets any moments of calm or quiet. Suppose it is rather cheap to say it admires the quality of friendship, but the whole of ponydom & the Six are essentially the incarnation of such a quality that is foreign to a species & being that is built around being ruled by committee. Sort of poetic in a way...or then again, I may be half-asleep right now as it is nearly midnight...
  23. You know, GLAD you asked, Honeycube! It's just the most weirdest thing never! You'd think that I, as an awesome, pan-dimensional, semi-corporeal Dahkoneh- Basically some sort of a God-Thing! Would be immune to flower pollen! Happens every time I roll around in the stuff! Just Poof! Imma alicorn! Not a very good one either! Just some bland, white powerless allycorn stallion! Think gettin' a horn would help me what with the working of my magic, but guess that's part of being the Spirrrrit of Confusion! ...Least the unruly pink hair helps it be a little bit more original. Can't think of why it'd decide to set me in something so blandly stable as a white magic horse with pink hair. ..... ......And if you get the double reference I'm aiming for here....you can win my undying affection & loyalty.
  24. So, where would be the best place to post...what could be best decribed as a spontaneous creative writing exercise?

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