"You knew what?"
"She thinks she won geography."
"Wh-How do you do that?"
"You don't."
"Oooh..."
Pencil pats Granite on the head, hoping to allieviate his confusion a bit.
"S-sure..."
"Geography is not something in which you can 'win'. However, if you were in a 'closest proximity' test, then yes, you would win."
"Uh, yeah, I guess that counts!"
Is busy staring into space. "Huh? What are we talking about?"