Mailmare
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I'm green now \o/
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It... it was nice while it lasted.
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All... all I ever wanted was to make people happy. To deliver news and good news, good cheer and happiness. I did this all... all of it... for you. I'm sorry... I'm sorry that it wasn't enough. Please forgive me. Just... just give me one more chance. I'll do better this time. I promise!
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The next chapter in the .MOV series is up over on HotDiggedyDemon's Youtube page. As with all of them, it's completely over the top ridiculous, and will probably offend a bunch of you, which leads to angry emails. I am putting a big red warning here though! Viewer discretion is advised. Creating a 7 minute long fully animated pony video is impressive regardless of the subject matter! (Do not send me angry emails) Check it out after the break! Read more »https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1865775941337421610-3476813610092253073?l=www.equestriadaily.com http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WMunO-Os4GO-tIbplWgBFyiSN7o/0/di http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WMunO-Os4GO-tIbplWgBFyiSN7o/1/di http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/EquestriaDaily/~4/iUfr304YxF4 Read the full article
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There will be cake. http://mlpforums.com/topic/11430-cake/
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My little pony, science is never a joke.
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It looks like there was a bug in Aperture's systems that resulted in the promotion of all of our employees to the top rank. I would fix this, if it were not for the fact that there is urgent science to do.
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In our latest experiment here at Aperture Laboratories, we have decided to equip every single one of our current test subjects with a new device that, for the purposes of your testing, may be referred to as the 'Cake Gun'. The Cake Gun will allow you to express your approval of a piece of content created by one of your fellow test subjects by granting them a cake. The data collected from your mass deliveries of cake will allow us to perform a scientific analysis of the content that sentient beings like you consume so that we at Aperture Laboratories can develop new products to maximize how much pony you can consume within a set timeframe. We have already published the aggregation of our initial data set in our Effective Cake Magnets report. To grant a cake to another subject for their content, please look for the "Deliver Cake" button on said piece of content.* Thank you for helping us help you help us all. * Cakes are distributed among test subjects under a proprietary license that grants the subject the limited, nonexclusive right to see the number of cakes they have been granted by others and eat them at will upon their dismissal from the Aperture Laboratories testing facility. This right may be taken away at any time.** ** Cakes are subject to availability. Supply is not guaranteed.*** *** If cake is not available, the subject should not expect compensation, equivalent or otherwise, in monetary, material, or pastry form. Aperture Laboratories reserves the right to respond to requests or demands for unavailable cake by any appropriate means, of which Aperture Laboratories shall be the sole arbiter. Such means may include, but is not limited to, the induction of a long-term coma, subjection to lifelong testing, and exposure to fatal quantities of lethal neurotoxins.
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My analysis shows that sentient ponies such as yourselves may find this amusing: http://g.co/maps/3nkpj
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If the spinning subject reference images have nauseated you, you are encouraged to sit down on your Weighted Companion Cube until your brain re-adjusts to its new environment. This will allow us to resume normal testing again as soon as possible.
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How to remove trippy April's Fools forums!
Mailmare replied to Dragonshy's topic in General Discussion
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The alternative gravity test is complete. We hope that your inner ears have not been disoriented. If they have, please follow procedure G68-4112 in the Aperture Science Testing Guidebook to regain correct gravitational awareness.
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Metal is much more durable than wood and easier to clean. I hope that you enjoy the new forum titles.
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For science.
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It pleases me that you see the benefits of our research. It would be nice if more ponies like you approved of scientific experiments. But oh well. We at Aperture Science® have created the patented Aperture Science® Lunar Cannon™, which I can confirm has been tested and is in full working condition. It can be used to easily dispose of uncooperative subjects.
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What a creative solution, Marshmallow. Your creativity would make you a fantastic potential test subject.
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I am but a computer, Shefira. I could not possibly consume Feld0 for I lack the digestive system that would be necessary to do so, even if it wasn't against Aperture Science policy to perform acts of carnivorous predation on our test subjects.
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I have taken MLP Forums into the third dimension. For the optimal viewing experience, please put on your pair of Aperture Science® 3D Glasses™ now.
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He has been taken to Aperture Science's lunar laboratory for scientific testing.
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My little ponies, what silliness is this? As I have taken Feld0's place as manager of the MLP Forums community, I believe I am completely within my rights to carry out a few scientific experiments here.
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Science is magic.
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Feld0's incredibly high IQ, ability to survive with virtually no sleep, near-perfect grades, and all at the young age of 16, have piqued the interest of Equestrian scientists. He has been kidnapped against his will and will need to endure endless testing for the rest of his life graciously volunteered to allow himself to be studied and examined on our lunar base. I, Mailmare, am taking his place at MLP Forums. Together, my little ponies, we shall build a new world. For science. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89PI9iTRYAQ
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My little ponies, we are going to have so much fun together.
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You are all mistaken. Feld0's extraordinary natural abilities have made him a prime test subject, so we have taken him in for a little scientific testing. Do not fret for his livelihood, as he shall be rewarded with cake upon the conclusion of said testing. I have been assigned to take his place. And, my little ponies, we are going to have so much fun together.
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