Your OP has me dying LOL.
Anyway here lately I have been loving Victoria Secret's Love Spell body spray. It's the best. I want to try out other ones in the future.
Perfume wise Versace Bright Crystal and Versace Crystal Noir are my favorites. I also like sweet smelling ones but I've not found one I like that lasts. I like Ariana Grande's Sweet Like Candy but the scent is gone after spraying.