ChrysalisM

Banned because I am no mere machine. I am human .2

A bump as I wish to not have this die

MTG arena. Just got the special pinkie pie avatar that they have as an extra life charity thing.

You and me both.

Banned because AI has positive uses!

That is too much to summon with 1 action, but they do send some of their more mundane ninja friends. 20 AG ninja summoned! Granted they are still ninja... (more powerful stuff will be possible later, but the mechanics for that come after the first boss which will be relatively soon) 1 damage to the Godmodder! He castles with a creeper to escape afterward though. The ninjas manage to kungfu all of the creepers, zombies, and 8 pillagers, but 11 get taken out by the last pillager, and the skeletons. Goals: * (AG)Destroy the Godmodder! * Defeat the Godmodders' Minions! Godmodder: 97/100 HP Ninjas x 9 (AG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 1 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

(Not my game response, but that is how these games inevitably turn out)

Unfortunately, I actually have no idea what the godmodder looks like, as he is an abstract figure really, and I was too busy screaming to give info. However, while they were torturing me, I sort of broke. "He's a guy about-" "yay-high, abs of steel, and a pair of ocular magic blocking sunglasses?" Itachi looks confused. "How did you-" He turns to see a guy about yay high with abs of steel, and a pair of ocular magic blocking sunglasses. Of course, his magic works and overrides it, but, "I forgot to mention. Those glasses protect ocular magic cast on me from backfiring horribly and making their casters' heads explode." Guess what just got overridden? "I always thought Naruto was lame anyway..." Goals: * (AG)Destroy the Godmodder! * Defeat the Godmodders' Minions! Godmodder: 98/100 HP Creepers x 7 (PG) 500 HP 1000 ATK (suicide bomb) Zombies x 5 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 9 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

Volothamp Geddarm (from DNDs' Forgotten realms)

Ooh... That one was good. I should mount an expedition there, but arm myself with: Several different holy symbols from various religions (In case one of them doesn't ward the demons off) A consecrated vial of acid (just in case the consecration doesn't cut it) A revolver loaded with silver slugs (silver bullets are effective against more than werewolves) a friend who is slower than me (to help carry the gold, and to stall them while I escape) A Bugatti Chiron Super Sport (apparently one of the fastest cars commercially available, and will work as a getaway for me, and my friend if they can keep up.) and a speedboat (if a water escape is needed. just crossing any river bordering the place should do to, as they say evil spirits cant cross running water) and 10 pounds of salt...

Welcome, welcome welcom. call me ChrysalisM. I hope you like it here, as I certainly do. The folks here are quite nice.

I personally am here gamemastering, so I never was able to properly catch it, and I am nowhere in sight for you to throw @Ghostie boi at. I'm not the Godmodder. He is a separate character. See below. Not quite... Shisui Uchiha comes, and uses his power, and it seems to work, but after he leaves one of the Pillagers reaches up, and rips a Mission Impossible style face mask off of their head. It's the Godmodder! "Psych! That was actually a pillager in a rubber suit you dispatched!" The Godmodder smiles. "I'll admit I wasn't expecting to be actually challenged by some a couple of Bronies, but this is starting to give me a tiny bit of a workout. By that, I mean a single drop of sweat." Goals: * (AG)Destroy the Godmodder! * Defeat the Godmodders' Minions! Godmodder: 98/100 HP Creepers x 7 (PG) 500 HP 1000 ATK (suicide bomb) Zombies x 5 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 9 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

This reminds me of a cost to coast episode on dogmen that I listened to, and some stuff I've read on the Ape Canyon incident.

The Godmodder catches it and chucks it back at you. Do you know the definition of insanity? See below for response. Don't worry, I don't hold it against you! Wait... How can I respond if I don't exist anymore? Exactly. You see, for @Earth Prince StarHeart's post to affect the game, I need to post. Hence, I must still exist in some capacity. However, their attempt did manage to have the effect of dealing 2 damage to the godmodder, and cause White Light to be wearing a sombrero for some reason... "Bah! I let you hit me. You still stand no chance! I am undefeatable." Minecraft, Tv tropes... "Those were statistical outliers!" Goals: * (AG)Destroy the Godmodder! * Defeat the Godmodders' Minions! Godmodder: 98/100 HP Creepers x 7 (PG) 500 HP 1000 ATK (suicide bomb) Zombies x 5 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

3 Creepers, and 5 zombies incinerated! The Godmodder seems rather underwhelmed. "Whatever... That's what you get for buying from the bulk discount section." "Minions! Keep these pests away from me!" The Godmodders' minions move to block the AGs off. Godmodder attacks will have a chance of being redirected to one of his minions when he has them on the field... As things stand, It will be hard to reach the Godmodder, and actions will only take you so far. Maybe you need some help of your own. Unlock! Goal listing! Goals: * (AG)Destroy the Godmodder! * Defeat the Godmodders' Minions! Godmodder: 100/100 HP Creepers x 7 (PG) 500 HP 1000 ATK (suicide bomb) Zombies x 5 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

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(I really should have responded back in July... Necroposting shall have to do) "Perhaps, but this game master is persistent..." The Godmodder decides to be less idle. Perhaps waiting for others to act was the wrong idea. "Hello? Evil Inc.? I'd like to upgrade my order to instant delivery... Thanks!" Suddenly an airdrop of giant crates marked with A skull and crossbones on them drop down from the air, and Minecraft mobs start spilling out. Godmodder: 100/100 HP Creepers x 10 (PG) 500 HP 1000 ATK (suicide bomb) Zombies x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK Skeletons x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK (ranged) Pillagers x 10 (PG) 500 HP 500 ATK

YESSSSSS!!!!!!

I can do this IRL, with all the plantains, mullen, and various plants living near woods in the PNW allows access to.

What rules do you use?

I start having Goblins build me a giant Mech.

But where's the fun in that? I'm a reasonable GM! The 0th level adventures are SUPPOSED to kill off a lot of characters...

No, but I have know a few who do, and know enough to find appropriate memes.

Well, for these purposes, generate 4 characters using this, and consult this for rules. It'll be fine. Killing 5 goblins couldn't be THAT hard... EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE : )

Anyone up for it? I can GM remotely via this thread...