JeanHover

Luna didn't actually go to the moon. It was a hoax set up by the princesses just to make them appear more powerful than they really were. Celestia paid Luna to keep an invisibility spell on herself for a thousand years until she would pretend to be beaten by the Mane Six.The tortoise was the one that caused the avalanche in Find A Pet. He just wanted Rainbow Dash to be trapped so that he could rescue her and earn her love.The Sonic Rainboom doesn't exist. It's just a light show put on by the Cloudsdale government to popularize the city's flying competitions and Rainbow Dash.The Ursa Minor doesn't exist. Twilight made a fake one with her magic so that she could run Trixie out of town and make herself look good. That's all I can think of so far. I wish this had more replies, it's a nice topic. I will probably edit more onto this if I get any more ideas.

Probably Trixie. I said her because I, without a doubt, am a jerk. I take things way too seriously and, when I get my revenge for something that I was too sensitive to let go, I end up regretting it. I never have the guts to say sorry to anyone, which just results in any potential friend who decides to play a small joke on me ends up being an enemy. The only real reason I chose Trixie is because whenever I do something wrong, I never manage to apologize, even if I know I should. This is the same wont Gilda, only she isn't a pony.

I'm scared that of all things I am thinking about how I could pull off a murder without being caught. Maybe I watch Castle too much...

Efficient, but not sensible. Such a method would be easily tracked. Poison is the way to go. Though fairly expensive if you want the best, a good dose of toxins would be near impossible to track if prepared carefully. Dab her sandwich with a bit of South American frog secretion on a paper towel, be on your way and nobody will ever find out. Sure, you could just shoot her and carry on, but that's the mistake that every criminal makes. To perform a good murder you need subtlety. No security cameras, no fingerprints, no nothing. Okay, I am officially scared of myself now.

Well, you sure did make a good argument, maybe I should brohoof your post... Suddenly... *Reads signature* *One million facehooves*

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That's funny! I was this close to saying "inb4 Dimitri comes in and kicks your ass," but I guess I too late for that now. Nice essay, though.

I love it when you always seem to live up to the precedents that your signature sets... However, plutonium would be quite noticeable, no matter the solid stage. Double however, if you were to obtain a poison dart frog, preferably the Phyllobates, or Golden Dart Frog, from South America, extracting the defensive toxins that coats their skin and placing the tiniest amount on her cheese would go completely unnoticed. Without swift medical attention, it would surely do the job.

My sister used to obsess over anime, so I know this show pretty well. I started laughing right when I saw the "Instructions" page. Bravo Youtube, Bravo.