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You have a pony in a blind rage coming to get you, what do you do?


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I would open my arms, and hug that pony.

I already did it with a friend, fully enraged, on school.

It all developed so perfectly. He was throwing punches all around. I just opened my arms, taking a step forwards, and I was suddenly hugging him without any harm.

"Don't worry, it's all over now" I whispered in peace.

My aura has that effect on people, I could be standing there, right next to them, doing my own thing. And people will slow down, looking happier and even childish,

That makes me smile.

 

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I would be like the british at rorkes drift get out my rifle, equip with a bayonet and start shooting at him/her


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Do what I did as a kid when I got beat up by bullies.  Curl into a ball so I don't get  kicked in the face or the balls (& reflect how unfair it is EQ ponies apparently don't have to worry about that).  Try not to get my glasses broken (or my nose) & try to reason w them.  I've never been to EQ, why are you so mad?

 

I remember once as a store clerk I got beat up so bad, they took me to the emergency room.  Brought me in through the side door.  They are taking somebody out w a sheet over their face & I started laughing "Oh, now there's an encouraging sign about the quality of care here!" For some reason, nobody else thought that was funny.  I told my boss, "Hey, I'm the one that's bleeding, here.  Lighten up, you'll get through this"  He still thought I was weird.

 

As to why, I learned a valuable lesson. Drunken Idiots don't like being told it's after hours, they can't buy beer, the case is locked.  For some reason, I never did like Texas & eventually got smart enough to move back to civilization

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Do what I did as a kid when I got beat up by bullies.  Curl into a ball so I don't get  kicked in the face or the balls (& reflect how unfair it is EQ ponies apparently don't have to worry about that).  Try not to get my glasses broken (or my nose) & try to reason w them.  I've never been to EQ, why are you so mad?

 

I remember once as a store clerk I got beat up so bad, they took me to the emergency room.  Brought me in through the side door.  They are taking somebody out w a sheet over their face & I started laughing "Oh, now there's an encouraging sign about the quality of care here!" For some reason, nobody else thought that was funny.  I told my boss, "Hey, I'm the one that's bleeding, here.  Lighten up, you'll get through this"  He still thought I was weird.

 

As to why, I learned a valuable lesson. Drunken Idiots don't like being told it's after hours, they can't buy beer, the case is locked.  For some reason, I never did like Texas & eventually got smart enough to move back to civilization

I think somepony needs a hug *hugs*
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What's with all the people here talking about killing it? How sad... I would just try to apologise to it, because meeting an irate pony is better than not meeting one at all.

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If you have no chance of escape the only real solid choices I see are to try and negotiate and calm down said individual or take the beating.

 

If the former fails, then you should embrace any imminent peril even death if it comes to you. Given the chance, I would rather embrace my death if it is my fate. 

 

There is something to be said about dignity in death.

 

“One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but it can never be taken away unless it is surrendered.” 
― Michael J. Fox

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  • 2 months later...

The trotting was becoming louder and louder. I stopped my pacing. I knew there was no more time to think. My thoughts were racing. As I prayed silently, an earth pony crashed through the all in ease, and I heard myself weakly mutter, "...well, shit."

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Try to apology to him\her for whatever i did\sayied. If it doesn't work:

 

- Nopony has never killed another pony so why i should be the exception? Maybe he\she just want to kick my ass or crush my bones.

 

- If i call the police (if they trust me of course) they will never come in time, well... Come at all... >_>

 

- There's nopony near to who can help me.

 

- Take my Blades of Chaos and start a God of War like mortal duel. :angry:

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HA! They came into the wrong neighborhood, motherbucker!

 

I'd tell my dad, he'd get the several guns out of the gunsafe out of the safe, one for each of us in the household, we wait around the corner of the door way, and the moment the pony kicks through, he/she will be turned into swiss-cheese by my father, my brother, my mother, and myself before they knew what hit them!

 

After all...

 

 

it's ALWAYS the answer!

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