Overdrive 5,366 November 20, 2014 Share November 20, 2014 I have only one response: 1 "I'd rather trust and regret, than doubt and regret." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
They call me Loyalty 1,948 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 I would open my arms, and hug that pony.I already did it with a friend, fully enraged, on school.It all developed so perfectly. He was throwing punches all around. I just opened my arms, taking a step forwards, and I was suddenly hugging him without any harm."Don't worry, it's all over now" I whispered in peace.My aura has that effect on people, I could be standing there, right next to them, doing my own thing. And people will slow down, looking happier and even childish,That makes me smile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral 1,185 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 I would be like the british at rorkes drift get out my rifle, equip with a bayonet and start shooting at him/her Credit to Rainbowdash72 for sig credit to Ivory for the amazing avatar credit to couleur for the wallpaper if your in hell keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoaringSun 25 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 i hit him/her with my bat of cotton candy "its for eating and betting!!" -Soaring Sun https://www.tsu.co/RainbowDashFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetolebob18 728 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 Do what I did as a kid when I got beat up by bullies. Curl into a ball so I don't get kicked in the face or the balls (& reflect how unfair it is EQ ponies apparently don't have to worry about that). Try not to get my glasses broken (or my nose) & try to reason w them. I've never been to EQ, why are you so mad? I remember once as a store clerk I got beat up so bad, they took me to the emergency room. Brought me in through the side door. They are taking somebody out w a sheet over their face & I started laughing "Oh, now there's an encouraging sign about the quality of care here!" For some reason, nobody else thought that was funny. I told my boss, "Hey, I'm the one that's bleeding, here. Lighten up, you'll get through this" He still thought I was weird. As to why, I learned a valuable lesson. Drunken Idiots don't like being told it's after hours, they can't buy beer, the case is locked. For some reason, I never did like Texas & eventually got smart enough to move back to civilization Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flamestreak1990 1,172 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 Do what I did as a kid when I got beat up by bullies. Curl into a ball so I don't get kicked in the face or the balls (& reflect how unfair it is EQ ponies apparently don't have to worry about that). Try not to get my glasses broken (or my nose) & try to reason w them. I've never been to EQ, why are you so mad? I remember once as a store clerk I got beat up so bad, they took me to the emergency room. Brought me in through the side door. They are taking somebody out w a sheet over their face & I started laughing "Oh, now there's an encouraging sign about the quality of care here!" For some reason, nobody else thought that was funny. I told my boss, "Hey, I'm the one that's bleeding, here. Lighten up, you'll get through this" He still thought I was weird. As to why, I learned a valuable lesson. Drunken Idiots don't like being told it's after hours, they can't buy beer, the case is locked. For some reason, I never did like Texas & eventually got smart enough to move back to civilization I think somepony needs a hug *hugs* 2 OCS: flamestreak and blue-diamond I had a bible verse here before? Geez, things have changed so much. Uhh, Trans Rights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatOneComrade 1,091 November 28, 2014 Share November 28, 2014 -Run for my life -Find a unicorn and have them put up a sheild href="/monthly_02_2014/post-8308-0-69609200-1393191794.png"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty Room 512 November 30, 2014 Share November 30, 2014 I'd run. I'd run so far away as if I were standing in front of a flock of seagulls. "Have you ever felt the need to see more than you can see?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowed Watcher 183 November 30, 2014 Share November 30, 2014 When all is said and done, and we're both lying on the ground, bleeding and writhing in pain, I'd ask it "WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!" and depending on the answer, I'd either burst out laughing, or finish the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockabilly Wingtips 57 December 2, 2014 Share December 2, 2014 I would call big boss on my codec to shoot it with a trank as his flies in from a helicopter as highway to hell is blaring from the helicopter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holiday Agnaktor 1,436 December 3, 2014 Share December 3, 2014 I would offer the pony a jam waffle. If that won't work, two waffles. Everyone likes waffles. 1 Awesome signature by FallenTrench People think my soul is filled with grey, but it's actually filled with rainbows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunarpony7 183 December 5, 2014 Share December 5, 2014 (edited) What's with all the people here talking about killing it? How sad... I would just try to apologise to it, because meeting an irate pony is better than not meeting one at all. Edited December 6, 2014 by fyrepony 2 DeviantArt ƃuoɹʍ ʇuǝʍ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ʇ,uop ʇsnɾ I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cwanky 17,600 December 6, 2014 Share December 6, 2014 If you have no chance of escape the only real solid choices I see are to try and negotiate and calm down said individual or take the beating. If the former fails, then you should embrace any imminent peril even death if it comes to you. Given the chance, I would rather embrace my death if it is my fate. There is something to be said about dignity in death. “One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but it can never be taken away unless it is surrendered.” ― Michael J. Fox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tao 7,918 December 6, 2014 Share December 6, 2014 This says it all if you have a mad anything rushing you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsoon 1,662 February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 I would let it attack me if its attacking me then it's for a good reason No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lordav 3,427 February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 Quick! I must get in my marauder! http://youtu.be/cDoRmT0iRic Signature by me Sunny's Fan Club I love Sunset Shimmer <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Namename. 275 February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 The trotting was becoming louder and louder. I stopped my pacing. I knew there was no more time to think. My thoughts were racing. As I prayed silently, an earth pony crashed through the all in ease, and I heard myself weakly mutter, "...well, shit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dingo_Dash 1,403 February 17, 2015 Share February 17, 2015 (edited) Try to apology to him\her for whatever i did\sayied. If it doesn't work: - Nopony has never killed another pony so why i should be the exception? Maybe he\she just want to kick my ass or crush my bones. - If i call the police (if they trust me of course) they will never come in time, well... Come at all... - There's nopony near to who can help me. - Take my Blades of Chaos and start a God of War like mortal duel. Edited February 17, 2015 by Dingo_Dash Also member of Cutie Mark Crusaders - http://www.mylittlepony.it/forum/index.php - http://i.imgur.com/1pVyHyu.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confucius 194 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 Love and tolerate it? Run to it with arms wide open! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[NULL] 906 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) I would call the cops and tell them a cosplayer wants to murder me. Edited February 18, 2015 by SpaceOnion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gearbox10mm 794 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 A super soaker filled with acetone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hocus Pocus 636 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 (edited) HA! They came into the wrong neighborhood, motherbucker! I'd tell my dad, he'd get the several guns out of the gunsafe out of the safe, one for each of us in the household, we wait around the corner of the door way, and the moment the pony kicks through, he/she will be turned into swiss-cheese by my father, my brother, my mother, and myself before they knew what hit them! After all... it's ALWAYS the answer! Edited February 18, 2015 by Hocus Pocus ~Hocus Pocus Ya weni mareh mirekyarahireJuri yu mirekerason Kire hyari yoriherahe nyuraheraNunnyura unera yurawera nihmerani Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdx561 238 February 18, 2015 Share February 18, 2015 I would open my arms and embrace the heck out of that pony Brony 4 Life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dulset Tarn 441 February 19, 2015 Share February 19, 2015 Reach out hand, scratch their head behind the ears. Ponies can't resist that move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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