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- I hate the turtle drivers

- the person in front of me is driving so slow that they make me hit a red light

- the person is texting or talking on the phone

- a woman putting on her makeup at the wheel

- I hate it when someone in front of me stops at a green light or just sits there when a red light turns green.

UUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

I've seen a lady who was obviosly too old to drive. She was driving so slowly and she was eating an ice cream cone at the wheel. WTF?!!

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Oh I got more than 5:

 

1.) Slow drivers in the left lane.  If you are not passing, keep right.  Doesn't matter what your speed is in relation to the speed limit, if your not passing other traffic and you're not the fastest vehicle on the road then you shouldn't be in the left lane.  It is amazing how smoothly traffic flows when everyone follows this one simple rule, problem is they rarely do.

 

2.) People who refuse to let me pass them / merge in front of them.  

 

3.) People who can't stay within their own lane.  Honestly, how hard is it to drive between the two sets of lines on the road?

 

4.) People who take turns far too slowly.

 

5.) People who run red lights and stop signs.

 

6.) People who aren't paying attention at stop lights and remain stopped after the light has turned green.

 

7.) People who don't signal.

 

8.) People who come to a complete stop before each and every speedbump.  This doesn't happen often but boy is it maddening.

 

9.) People who drive with either highbeams on all the time or just misaligned lights.  Getting blinded by oncoming traffic is not fun.

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1.)  When right turners ignore pedestrians waiting to cross.  You DO NOT have the right of way.  Pedestrians cross first.  You are not entitled to go just because you're impatient and feel like it.

 

2.)  Honking at the person in front of them immediately after the light turns green.  This isn't a drag race you impatient f*ck.

 

3.)  Honking at me when I'm waiting for a safe opportunity to make a turn.  I will decide when it's clear enough for me to turn.  I'm not going to roll out in front of oncoming traffic and risk my life because you're tired of waiting for one minute.  You think I'm going to turn when it's not clear just because you tell me to with your horn?  F*ck you, you impatient f*ck.

 

4.)  Honking at me while I'm waiting for an emergency vehicle.  I will be stopped at an intersection, the light will turn green, but just then an ambulance will roll up, lights and siren on, so I stay stopped.  And the dude behind me will honk at me.  The gall.  The audacity.  When people do this, I wish things upon them that I really shouldn't say out loud.  I'm sorry, but I hate them so much.  You.  Impatient.  Piece.  Of.  F*ck.

 

5.)  Basically any time drivers are impatient.  I guess you probably figured that out already.  Why can't everyone just calm down and drive more safely?  Stop getting angry just because someone isn't turning as fast as you'd like, or driving as fast as you'd like.  Stop getting angry because the person in front of you doesn't put the pedal to the metal and peel out the picosecond the light changes.  Some of us are not as comfortable driving as others.  Not all of us can be the Stig, but we all have to drive.  Next time you're about to honk, ask yourself: are you safe?  Is the person you want to honk at endangering lives?  Are you going to be able to get home and see your family again?  The shut the f*ck up you impatient son of a f*ck.

 

Apologies.  Dangerous and impatient drivers is a subject that makes me extremely angry and upset.

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1: Drivers that stop where they shouldn't, if there is painted grid on the ground don't stop there. its a issue at work, cars stop on the grid and block the only way for the rigs to access the road.

2: Drivers that don't pull over. My lights are not for your amusement, if they are on and i have a siren on please give me room to get by.

3: Cops that block the U-Turn area. If you are stopped there please give room for others to use it too.

4: Drivers that drive when they shouldn't. If a EMR has to pull you over you are clearly shouldn't be driving as cutting 3 lanes and just missing the barricade is not normal.

5: Drivers that don't pay attention. If you are in front of a station please be alert enough to see or hear our exterior warning system as its there to help buy you time to move and allow our crews to exit and access the road when we get called out.

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Well let's see:

 

1.) Getting rear-ended when I'm driving the speed limit, and they especially have the chance to pass me. Sometimes I'll drive even slower if they can pass me.

2.) Cut-offs, I guess.

3.) Driving too dam slow. There's a high ramp at my town that's steep and narrow with a suggested speed (limit) of 45mph... Almost everytime I use the ramp, there's a line of 50 cars, and they'r edriving up at 25mph... WTF?!?!!!!

4.) Having my blinker on for a while, and up to 3 cars pass me instead of letting me pass. I'll sometimes stop if I need to get on the turn Lane (at a light, of course) if I see that nobody is letting me pass. Sorry to the guys behind me; blame the guys who won't let me pass.

5.) I dunno. Slow drivers at turn lanes with very short green lights.


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I hate when drivers:

  • Slam on their brakes
  • Tailgate me
  • Flip me off 
  • Don't use turn signals
  • Honk at me for no reason
  • Text while driving/Talk on the phone
  • Put makeup on using the review mirror
  • Blast their music making my car shake
  • Point at me (When I know they are talking about me)
  • Park Crooked

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1.)  When right turners ignore pedestrians waiting to cross.  You DO NOT have the right of way.  Pedestrians cross first.  You are not entitled to go just because you're impatient and feel like it.

 

This is actually my number one pet peeve when walking or bicycling.  It is absolutely maddening.  Some will even honk at you or curse at you when they are forced to yield. 

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1. Texting and driving is my big one. I see it everyday, young and old, drives me up a tree. 

2. Riding my rear end even when I go 5 over. 

3. Pulling out in front of me at the last possible second from a parking lot.

4. When others let a driver through multiple lanes of traffic from a side street. (This is how I had my only accident.) One lane is stopped, your lane is flowing, they let someone by their lane and into yours. The driver pokes out just as your driving past that gap and SLAM. (His car was totaled, mine was fine, he was at fault. :lol: )

5. When people blare bass music so loud their car is vibrating.  


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Let's see...

 

I'd have to list off the following:

 

1. Cutting you off

2. Moving into your lane without even signaling

3. Honking like maniacs as soon as the lights turns green

4. Blocking off multiple spots while parking

5. Talking on the phone while driving

 

I nearly crashed into another car once when some idiot decided to cut me off right before an intersection. My car had to be about 3 feet away from his, and he started signaling right after cutting me off. In the brief second i had to react, i braked - luckily for me, it was right at an intersection, so it wasn't too hard to brake. I contemplated crashing into him to ruin his car and teach him a lesson, but decided against it.

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1: not stopping to let me cross a crossing even when i've standing there for a solid miniute or so.
2: honking to scared pedestrains on the sidetalk, grrrr
3: folliwing nearly up to the bumper, seriously people that is dam dangerous.

4: driving slower on the highway and causing a kilomeeter long car conga line

5: teenagers driving...enough said...fucking hell dont speed in the highschool zone.

6: ingoring bicycli as if they aren't viecles..yeah they are peopel look it up.

7: speeding passing me when i'm just out of the lane when crossing the street.

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I can only think of four things... 

 

4. Talking about cars incessantly.

3. Parking near a corner, reducing visibility for people trying to cross the road.

2. Parking with two wheels on the pavement.

1. Driving.

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I can only think of four things... 

 

4. Talking about cars incessantly.

3. Parking near a corner, reducing visibility for people trying to cross the road.

2. Parking with two wheels on the pavement.

1. Driving.

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  • 3 years later...

I don't drive, so any complaints I can come up with are different. One thing that really annoys me are really loud cars. It seems like people just love to make a lot of noise with their engines or whatever makes the noise and I consider that very inconsiderate.


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A lot of drivers partake in so many stupid and dangerous actions, that it would be impossible to cover more than an inch of the topic without going on an all-out, 20-minute rant. So, instead, I'll just talk about perhaps the most mundane operation that I can think off of the top of my head right now.

Honking when stuck in an obvious traffic-jam. I know it sounds silly, but if you're held-up in a traffic problem that's clearly not going to be remedied any time soon, honking at the drivers in front of you for something that they clearly have no power over is just plain useless and kind of annoying to be frank.:pout:

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Title says 5, I came up with 30:

  • Using the blinker too little
  • Using the blinker too much (Seriously, you don't need it on a mile before the turn)
  • Constant engine revving for no reason
  • Honking .5 seconds after the light turns green
  • Coal Rollers (I love cars with some exhaust fumes, but do you need a whole damn power plant spewing out of 1 pipe?)
  • Going too slow in the passing lane
  • The "I can make it" guys, who try and challenge a train or red light
  • Drivers with cars that have Negative Camber
  • Lane splitting motorcycles
  • Weaving in and out of lanes on the freeway
  • Drifters and Street Racers (Seriously, you are not in The Fast and The Furious)
  • Ass-riders
  • Brake-checkers
  • Lady in the 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan texting at the light
  • Drunk drivers
  • Leaving highbeams on
  • Leaving highbeams on while it's snowing
  • Poor parkers
  • Person who changes lanes without checking blindspots
  • Cyclists who think they rule the road
  • School buses
  • Regular buses
  • High school kids honking horns at each other while speeding
  • Guy in the BMW who cuts you off and has the nerve to say it was your fault
  • Unnecessary car mods (Huge spoilers, splitters and bright colors)
  • Guy who doesn't yield to pedestrians
  • Guy who doesn't know how stop signs work
  • Passing on the shoulder
  • Not stopping for Emergency Services

And finally, the most complicated one of them all...

  • The kid in the 1999 Ford Explorer who thinks its cool to stand OUTSIDE the car while it is in cruise control, holding up the one and ONLY lane of traffic.

 

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3. Taking forever to get going when the light turns green

2. When the car in front of you suddenly stops cause he's turning and cars behind you keep flying around you so you can't go around.

1. My most road rage thing ever: At a stop sign when it's clearly THEIR turn to go but they do that flashing their lights thing at you to make you go. I've sat there for nearly five minutes because I refuse to obey some idiot giving me orders with his headlights.

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