Useless Superpowers!

[Judgement 445]

Magnet-Man: He has super magnets for fists, but his fists always get stuck together since one is a negative charge and one is a positive charge!

[Hocus Pocus 636]

the power to turn on a narrator for your life. So that everywhere you go, you have like Morgan Freeman explaining everything that's happening 

As much as I love Morgan Freeman, I'd REALLY LOVE Logan Cunningham as my narrator. He was the voice actor who played Rucks, the narrator of Bastion ^U^ Oh my gosh his voice is so smexy!

 

Edited March 19, 2015 by Hocus Pocus

[_GLaDOS_ 102]

I would have the power to be lazy.

[Judgement 445]

I got a real doozy of a useless superpower!

 

The ability to reach into a T.V. and just take whatever from the T.V.

 

AND it doubles as a second power to climb into the T.V., where I would live among the ponies.

 

Who said that power was useless? 

 

 

[Felix 1,363]

The power to turn into a Goldeen. I mean honestly.

 

[long gone 8,929]

The ability to turn into water.

 

I'D BE A VAPOREON.

[The Boulder 121]

The power to be easily distracted by anythi...oh hey look, its the homework I'm supposed to be doing..

[Retro*Derpy 3,725]

The ability to procrastinate on will. 

[Suukorak 354]

The ability to see all those vectors and fields in physics. It speeds up experiments, but any regular physicist with a calculator can do it just as well.

[Hashi 323]

the ability to play background music from nowhere

Whatchoo talking about.

Thats the best superpower ever

JUST IMAGINE

EVERY TIME YOU ENTER A ROOM

THE STAR WARS IMPERIAL MARCH PLAYS

AT FULL VOLUME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbWOVfY-rxU

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Edited March 19, 2015 by bonamb

[HunterTSN 1,444]

It's hard to decide between the power to telekinetically open automatic doors when standing in front of them or the power to read my own mind.

[luftschloss 833]

The power to once a year put a small coloured dot on something. That would be SO...

lame.

[midnightlegacy 172]

My superpower would be the power to have completely incorrect visions pertaining to future events.

[Fractured 2,684]

The option to either turn your skin invisible, with people still being able to see your hair/nails/teeth, or to turn your clothes invisible, with everybody still being able to see underneath.