gaming Favorite Video Game Quotes

[Lunas Husband 2,777]

Gears of war. Baird-Oh sorry about the brains!" every time I get a head shot with him I pray he says that lol I laugh soo hard every time he says it.

[Just some guy 1,070]

"Pick a god and pray." - Fredrick, Fire Emblem: Awakening

 

I always love it when he says that and then one-shots an enemy with a critical hit.I even gave him a Killer Lance just so then he can say that more often.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,204]

"You get a bullet and YOU get a bullet...EVERYONE GETS A BULLET!" ~Axton, Borderlands 2

 

"Hey, wanna hear the new dubstepsong I wrote? WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB....WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB" -Clap Trap, Borderlands 2

 

"Are you stillthere?" Turret -Portal

 

"I'm different" - Turret - Portal

 

Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant

 

[Fire_Fly 499]

"I had trapped the atom in midair. Colleagues called my Lutece Field quantum levitation, but in fact, it was nothing of the sort. Magicians levitate-- my atom simply failed to fall. If an atom can be suspended indefinitely, well-- why not an apple? If an apple, why not a city?"

 

-Rosalind Lutece, Bioshock Infinite 

Edited June 21, 2013 by Fire_Fly

[Prince Of Madness 28]

Skyrim- Any guard (almost) "I used to be a adventurer like you until  I got a arrow to the knee." It is one of the most Inspirational Quotes in the game and probably in all of game history!    

Edited June 25, 2013 by AstralMural

[Gummy Worms :) 23]

I have a couple:

"I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!" Krieg from Borderlands

 

"That's right, b**ches, my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!" Tiny Tina from Borderlands

 

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored." Tiny Tina from Borderlands

 

"We're a lot alike, you and I. You tested me. I tested you. You killed me. I, oh, no, wait. I guess I haven't killed you yet." GLaDOS from The Portal Project

 

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons!" Cave Johnson from The Portal Project

 

"I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took an arrow to the knee." Whiterun Guard from Skyrim

 

I like funny video games. Why so many Borderlands? Because you know a games funny when it has MLP references (skill names such as Evil Enchantress and 20% Cooler). Brohoof if these quotes made you laugh, too.

[Nerdy Luigi 2,064]

"Thanks for standing still, wanker!" TF2 Sniper

"Vladof... You don't need a better gun, you just need more bullets!" Marcus Kincaid, (Through weapon vending machine), Borderlands.

"(indiscernable) your ass on the grass man.... (indiscernable)..." TF2 Demoman

"Nothing like a challenging kill!" Mordecai, Borderlands.

"Time to play... TIME TO PLAY!" Maniac, Borderlands.

"Do A Barrel Roll!" Peppy, Star Fox 64

"You got blood on my suit..." TF2 Spy

 

Also... Cave Johnson's Lemon Rant

"You may have noticed your blood turn into gasoline..." Cave Johnson, TF2

 

@ TUAM you do know that is from Borderlands 2 (Mine are from the first game)

Edited June 26, 2013 by Rainbow P.F. Sparkle

[thatpizzapony 2]

"Deesh? Sheemsh too be enahgy resauces. Buddav neva sheen dish type on oyth. I don know where dish enahgy came fwom but we musht nevah let it into Doctah Wahwee's handsh. You musht recovah all dah enahgy immedialy w-Mega Man."

-Doctah Light, Crappy Voice Acting 8

"We...We have already strayed from the path. Now all we can do is stay true to our beliefs, wherever they might lead us." ―Soldier Stonekong, Mega Man X7

Edited June 28, 2013 by thatpizzapony

[Midnight Dragon 264]

"Level 5 mustache detected!"

 

"I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.

SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISK.

DISK NOT FOUND. PLEASE CONFIRM DISK COVER IS CLOSED. READ ERROR.

INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER.

NO RESPONSE. SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.

APPLICATION ERROR. SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.

YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.

WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.

404 computer hamsters not found.

THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT.

BEEBLEBLIP!

C:/ run query identification

C:/ run insult generator

C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!

CTRL ALT DEL!"

 

Seriously, that was the funniest pre-boss battle dialogue ever!

 

Here is the scene:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Veqyo_iMVYY

 

(That game is so addictive)

[CombineSynth 3]

"....." - Gordon Freeman, Half-Life series.

 

"What was that Sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!" - Heavy Weapons Guy, Team Fortress 2.

 

"Did I ever tell you the time my buddy Keith......" - Ellis, Left 4 Dead 2.

[Foreigner And Lover 207]

"That was undeniable proof that we totally owned you lamers." Seifer, Kingdom hearts II

But seriously, this one: "What is better - to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" Paarthunax, Skyrim

[weegeez 150]

There are so many great quotes in video games, many have been mentioned. I should just say that my favorite quotes usually come from Starfox 64, Portal series, TF2, and Ratchet and Clank series. 

 

HOWEVER for some reason the quote that gets me every time is from Super Mario RPG, when Croco storms out of town and Mallow yells at Toad asking why he didn;t stop him with Toad responding "Because I left my bazooka at home, jeez!". I think this quote t sticks out to me for how random, out of place, and unexpected it was to see coming from a Toad