Lines you'll never catch FIM characters saying.

[The MegaBrony 218]

Darth Apple: Applejack, I am your father.

Applejack: 

 

Chrysalis: Guess you don't wanna join my fan club?

 

Berry Punch: My hooves have your blood on them.

[Gamer Pizza 91]

Rarity to Spike: I love you

[HereComesTom 2,251]

Any pony:  "I think I'll name my foal Cannon Fodder!"

 

...Yes, I stole that from my own "Grand List of Things Hasbro Won't Let a Brony Do in a Fangame"...

[Rose the Pony 2]

Celestia: "I prefer the night to daytime"

Rarity: "Just use fake gemstones"

[HereComesTom 2,251]

Any pony:  "This hay tastes like chicken!"

[cmarston1 5,954]

Shining Armor and Cadence: Queen Chrysalis! What are you doing here?

Chrysalis: Oh, I was just in the neighborhood and decided to drop by.

Cadence: And what, suck the love out of your two favorite victims, you fang toothed demon?!

Shining Armor: I actually wouldn't mind that happening again to myself, if you know what I mean.

Cadence:      _o: 

Edited February 19, 2017 by cmarston1

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Vinyl/DJ Pon3: I can scratch better than Sid (Slipknot) and DJ Hahn (Linkin Park).

 

Spike: Hey, Twilight! Have you seen my Josie and the Pussycats comic books?

[Ganondorf8 11,151]

Sunset: I hope no one knows that I'm penpals with Sonata.

[Singe 2,109]

Twilight Sparkle: Would any of you girls want some *slow motion talking*... pizza?

Cutie Mark Crusaders: PIZZA!? *Runs out of the room screaming.*

Twilight Sparkle: Was it something I said?

[Oshul 7]

Pinkie pie: I don't really like party's that much

Anyone: It's weird our dogs arin't able to talk but our donkeys can

[Overdrive 5,366]

Anyone: You wanna see a dead body?

[Alexshy 14,709]

Fluttershy: Stop being a bucking bratty bitch, Angel! 

 

But I would so love to hear that... 

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

"I actually hate my wife. I just wanted to have my own kingdom." - Shining Armor

 

"Fucking peasants" - Princess Celestia

[Twilight-Shimmer 151]

Any character: "I swear to Faust"

 

Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!"

Edited February 26, 2017 by Twilight-Shimmer

[Singe 2,109]

Sunset Shimmer: *Looks at Twilight Sparkle.* Cool World rules apply here. If you kill a human, they'll become a pony. I see you're already working on the other rule already, the pony I'm looking at is already getting busy to become human.

[Denim&Venöm 16,889]

"I like frapuccinos! Alot!"

 

                                  -Princess Cadence 

[Fluttershyponygal 83]

*As a Canterlot citizen complains about misc crap*

 

Celestia: "I'd take 1000 years on the moon over dealing with this every day!"

 

*Luna just before she became nightmare moon walks in on Celestia doing the dirty with a guard she was dating in secret but isn't noticed*

 

Luna: "Oh, that bucking tears it!"

 

Next thing to happen:

 

[Twilight-Shimmer 151]

1) Twilight: "I have taken up a new hobby!"

Apple Jack: "What hobby is that?"

Twilight: "Book Burning!"

 

2: Rarity: "You know what Applejack?"

    Applejack: "What?"

   Rarity: "I am tired of Fashion, perhaps I will try my hoof at Farming"

 

 

3:) Applejack: "I never thought I would say this but  I am tired of Apple farming, maybe I should try something new"

     Rarity: "Like what?"

     Applejack: "Hmm maybe dresses?"

 

4: Rainbow Dash: "I'm bored.. hey Twilight, you have any Encyclopedias I can read?"

[Snowbound 17]

Rainbow Dash: "I guess I wasn't fast enough."

OR

Fluttershy: Anything louder than 35 db.

[Singe 2,109]

Rarity: We can't let Spike in, we're naked.

Fluttershy: I agree. Rarity definitely has something growing back there and no one needs to see that.

Rarity: *Shocked*

 

Rarity: I'm quite surprised Twilight. Ever since you got back from that other world, you've worn clothes non stop. We never see you around naked anymore.

Twilight Sparkle: I learned about shame in that other world.

 

Sunset Shimmer: Do you want some flank and beans?

Edited February 28, 2017 by Singe

[Twilight-Shimmer 151]

Luna: "Sister  I am challenging you to a democratic election to determine the future sole ruler of Equestria"

 

Spike: "Man does Rarity look like a horse!"

 

Celestia: "I have had too much Cake."

 

Pinkie: "I hate cake"

 

Spoiled Rich: (Anything Kind or Friendly with no ulterior motive)

[Fluttershyponygal 83]

Mrs. Cake: Mr. Cake is not really the father of our foals. 

 

Applejack: Our parents were brutally murdered before our eyes.

 

Diamond Tiara: Who do I have to *bleep* to get some respect around here?!

 

Scootaloo: I have a serious crush on Rainbow Dash but now that we're "sisters" it would be gross to try and make a move on her...right?

[Twilight-Shimmer 151]

1: Twilight: "Pinkie, do you need a diaper change?" {during baby cakes}

 

2::Cadance: "I swear to Faust Shining the next foals we have YOUR HAVING EM!"

    Shining: "Hehe if you say so dear"

    [a year and a half   later}

    Gleaming Shield: "Ahhhhhhhh, oh Faust it hurts"

     Cadance: "I told you dear you'd be having the next ones, now push sweety"

 

3: Discord: "Chaos is so overrated"

 

4: Rainbow Dash: "I need to slow down about 20%"

[Ganondorf8 11,151]

Starlight Glimmer: I wonder if I should begin a new cult that revolves around friendship.

[Starsagittarius 4]

All ponies,"Stop staring at my naked butt!"