HereComesTom 2,266 March 1, 2017 Share March 1, 2017 Twilight Sparkle: I declare that Ponyville now has an official state religion: nepotism! Help the main six stop the Weather Factory Meltdown! Click here to play:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114199-fangame-weather-factory-meltdown/ Click here to help build the game:http://mlpforums.com/topic/114399-seeking-help-for-an-epic-fangame-collaboration/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 1, 2017 Share March 1, 2017 Pinkie: "Gee Brain what are we going to do today?" Twilight: "The same thing we do everyday Pinkie. TRY TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA!" (Cue Pinkie and the Brain Music) Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 1, 2017 Author Share March 1, 2017 Twilight Sparkle: Princess Celestia, you have been lying to me the entire time. Everything I've done makes me feel like I've been a tool to tie up your loose ends. Twilight Sparkle: I'm glad everything worked out between us, Sunset Shimmer. Ha. Good thing I didn't follow through on Princess Celestia other order to execute you. Sunset Shimmer: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,869 March 1, 2017 Share March 1, 2017 Picture this: Big McIntosh and Applejack standing under an apple tree which unknowingly, Rainbow Dash is taking a nap in. Big McIntosh: Send a wire to the main office and tell them that I said (Apple falls on Big McIntosh's head) OW!!!!! Applejack: Send wire, main office, tell them I said "OW." Gotcha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 1, 2017 Share March 1, 2017 (edited) Picture this: Big McIntosh and Applejack standing under an apple tree which unknowingly, Rainbow Dash is taking a nap in. Big McIntosh: Send a wire to the main office and tell them that I said (Apple falls on Big McIntosh's head) OW!!!!! Applejack: Send wire, main office, tell them I said "OW." Gotcha. (Later at the main office) "Sir! I bring a message from big M" an officer said as he ran up to his CO "Calm down and tell me what the message is" the CO responded. The officer nodded "Big M said the relay the message of "OW" he replied. The CO nodded gravely "I see... then apparently we must now begin Operation Whipeout on Ponyville. This must mean our network of spies there has been highly compromised. Give the order to begin the operation at dawn", Edited March 1, 2017 by Twilight-Shimmer 1 Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 2, 2017 Author Share March 2, 2017 Twilight Sparkle: This book isn't even good enough to wipe my flank. Twilight Sparkle: *Reads a book about horse biology. Blushes* Applejack: You've been staring at that colt for three minutes. Twilight Sparkle: *Surprised* I wasn't thinking of that. Mane 5 reads a book of colts from the human world. Making whistling sounds and suggestive tones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 March 2, 2017 Share March 2, 2017 (edited) Apple Bloom: So what you're telling me is that after you lost a friend after they got their cutie mark before you did, you became inspired to start a cult in which you used powerful magic in order to strip ponies away from their cutie marks, and get rid of their free will, turning them into brainwashed zombies, and after that failed, you decided the most sensible solution was to use even more powerful magic in order to rewrite the fabric of space and time in order to make your enemies suffer for all eternity? Starlight Glimmer: I guess you could say that. Apple Bloom: Sheesh, not even Rarity is that much of a drama queen. Edited March 2, 2017 by cmarston1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,288 March 2, 2017 Share March 2, 2017 Applejack: Eating apples causes me to break out into hives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshroud 331 March 2, 2017 Share March 2, 2017 Celestia: fuck you Disney!! Luna: oh my god this tune is annoying Discord: anything logical 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,288 March 2, 2017 Share March 2, 2017 Princess Luna: I'm not the Princess of the Night. That was a lie which I've been telling for years just to make myself sound cool compared to my sister and what she represents. In truth, I am the Princess of the Sunset. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 2, 2017 Share March 2, 2017 Any Character: "Die you mother bucking plothole!" (if thats too far I apologize ) 1 Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 3, 2017 Author Share March 3, 2017 Princess Luna: Spike, do you understand the task at hand? Spike: Sorry, I was too occupied staring at your moon. Princess Luna: Only dogs and wolves howl at my moon. Construction Colt: *Sexy whistle.* I like the way you move that cutie mark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,288 March 3, 2017 Share March 3, 2017 Princess Celestia: My mane isn't real. It's just a very well fabricated wig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 March 3, 2017 Share March 3, 2017 Princess Celestia: My mane isn't real. It's just a very well fabricated wig. Or: Princess Celestia: My mane isn't real, it is just an incredibly advanced hologram. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,288 March 3, 2017 Share March 3, 2017 @@cmarston1 That works too. Flash Sentry: I'm no longer a rocker. Nope, I've now become a fashionista. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 3, 2017 Author Share March 3, 2017 (edited) Princess Celestia: It's been decades since a colt had the guts to make a move on me. Princess Luna: For me, the only one was too young. Once he's old enough, maybe he'll be willing to experience the lunar cycle. Princess Celestia: I am so jealous Edited March 3, 2017 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 (edited) Celestia sighed "Damn it all to Tartarus! How many Bucking times will that mare blow herself up!" Celestia complained looking at the remains of one Twilight Sparkle before teleporting away and appearing in a lab filled with many tubes full of liquid and copys of a certain purple pony. turning to a Technician she barked out an order "Activate back up number 2,795" Edited March 4, 2017 by Twilight-Shimmer Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bit Boss 213 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 "I didn't ask for any of this!!!" - Twilight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 Dr Whooves: "Derpy you gotta come back with me!" Derpy: "Back?, Back where?" Dr Whooves: "Back to the Future!" Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 Midnight Sparkle: Now no one can possibly stand in my way! Not even that overgrown manchild Discord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 March 4, 2017 Author Share March 4, 2017 Twilight Sparkle: Rarity you're a mess. What happened? Rarity: I just woke up with a hangover and next to several strangers. Which reminds me. Oh right, it's time to get up and get out?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denim&Venöm 18,757 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 "Who wants to play Jenga!?" - King Sombra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673 March 4, 2017 Share March 4, 2017 I ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a ice chianti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight-Shimmer 151 March 5, 2017 Share March 5, 2017 (edited) Fluttershy: "Buck a duck...what did I do last night" she groaned holding her head Discord: "Drank a whole bar, destroyed seventeen petting zoo's traumatized eight dragons and a hydra, had your way with Queen Chrysalis, ordered me to film you as you had your way with said Changeling Queen, Proclaimed yourself the "Lizard Queen", Made one Vinyl Scratch somehow speak, Slipped Pinkie Pie a bunch of coffee, and made it so one prince Blue Blood could now be called Princess Blue Bell" Discord replied Fluttershy: .....buck......" Edited March 5, 2017 by Twilight-Shimmer 1 Discord: "My name is Discord Draconequis, you killed my Fluttershy. Prepare to Die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The MegaBrony 219 March 5, 2017 Share March 5, 2017 Lyra: Human. It was nice knowing you. Goodbye. *smashes the Mercy button with a gauntlet* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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