Derpy Derper 87 November 28, 2016 Share November 28, 2016 Pinkie: (jumps off a cliff) Weee! Twilight: Are you kidding this is the 17th time! I am just another speck in the forums Eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,322 November 28, 2016 Share November 28, 2016 Sonata Dusk: I've secretly been someone with an I.Q. of 300 but I pretend to be ditzy so no one would find out about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyHag1 591 November 28, 2016 Share November 28, 2016 Rainbow Dash: Go flying? When there's a big lecture on quantum physics today? Gabby: I'm too hyper. Gotta back off a little. "Mr. The Dragon!" - Ms. Harshwhinny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,322 November 29, 2016 Share November 29, 2016 Adagio Dazzle: I'm quitting being a singer and going to become a lawyer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 November 30, 2016 Share November 30, 2016 Sunset Shimmer- "Why does everybody keeps on saying that my hair looks like bacon!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheval 61 November 30, 2016 Share November 30, 2016 (edited) Horses can't eat tomatoes. Edited November 30, 2016 by Cheval Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar 143 November 30, 2016 Share November 30, 2016 (edited) Luna: Need more coffee...Need more coffee! Rainbow Dash: I'm afraid of heights. Fluttershy: You want a piece of me?! Celestia: Talk to the hoof. Octavia: Rock on, dudes! Vinyl Scratch: Um...anything. Spike: I love you, Rarity (though he almost did). Applejack: You do it. Pinky Pie: Bah, humbug. Rarity: Ooooo, jeans! Edited April 26, 2021 by Mortar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 3, 2016 Author Share December 3, 2016 Twilight Sparkle: What happen to my friends? They're staring blanks and drooling all over the floor. Starlight Glimmer: I may have mixed to many mind influencing spells. Starlight Glimmer: Is it normal to hear Spike shout "Rarity" over and over while he's in the bathroom? Twilight Sparkle: Just ignore it....I do. Spitfire: Hey, you two up there! You're suppose to be flying to train not courting each other! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganondorf8 11,322 December 3, 2016 Share December 3, 2016 Princess Cadance: I want to be remembered as the hardcore princess. Forget about this whole love thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bit Boss 213 December 3, 2016 Share December 3, 2016 Luna to Celestia: You enjoy the killing, don't you?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,441 December 3, 2016 Share December 3, 2016 "I hate everything about you and hope you choke." -so and so to other so and so And that’s the bottom line, ‘cause Stone Cold said so! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weetile 19 December 4, 2016 Share December 4, 2016 Princess Celestia: *to luna* I should have killed you while I had the chance. Hey, my name is Weetile! I'm a gamer and I like to do cool s■■■ like eat MLG doritos, game, animate and make videos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 13, 2016 Author Share December 13, 2016 Twilight Sparkle: All my friends have forsaken me. Celestia: Put more a bit more icing on the cake. This princess needs some width on her twin suns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darthy Hooves 106 December 14, 2016 Share December 14, 2016 (edited) Rarity : I'm a slob at heart! Rainbow Dash : I'm tired of hearing about Daring Dog-Do!! Edited December 14, 2016 by Darthy Hooves Equestria Rises !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 18, 2016 Author Share December 18, 2016 Wishmaster: I will grant you a wish and it will only cost you your soul. Spike: I wish Rarity was in love with me. Wishmaster: Granted. Rarity: Oh Spike darling. I love you so much. *Puts a leash on Spike.* Mama's gonna take you home and feed you. Spike: Wait, not this kind of love. Wishmaster: I will grant you a wish and it will only cost you your soul. Pinkie Pie: I wish to eat lots of cake. Wishmaster: Granted. Twilight Sparkle: What happened to Pinkie? Mrs. Cake: It was horrible. Pinkie snapped and ate my babies. Mr. Cake tried to stop her but she ate him also. She kept yelling I want more cake. I had no choice but to end that nightmare. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 21, 2016 Author Share December 21, 2016 Pinkie Pie: Fruit is totally overrated. It will never measure up to the taste of cake or brownies. Twilight Sparkle: I have lots of friends from my MMORPG community. Heck I'm even married. Rarity: Twilight you need to stop attracting boys into our circle. It's making the rest of us look bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megas 27,698 December 22, 2016 Share December 22, 2016 Rainbow Dash: Zephyr Breeze is deliciously humptastic 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuffy Hooves 143 December 22, 2016 Share December 22, 2016 Fluttershy: Angel is the sweetest pet ever "Courage is not a lack of fears, but the will to face them" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 24, 2016 Author Share December 24, 2016 Rarity- It'll take more than a pretty face and a tight flank to get his attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 December 24, 2016 Share December 24, 2016 (edited) Big Mac and Marble Pie's wedding: Priest: Where did you find your lovely wife? Big Mac: At a family reunion. Priest: Edited December 24, 2016 by cmarston1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 December 25, 2016 Author Share December 25, 2016 (edited) Twilight Sparkle: I notice you don't have a filtration machine around here. Granny Smith: We don't have those fancy artificial filtration machines to make our cider. Twilight Sparkle: So how did you filter it? Granny Smith: You're looking at it. *Grin* Rainbow Dash: Ahhhhhhhhhh! I'm going to be sick. *Flies out of the room.* Applejack: Rainbow Dash! Granny Smith: The blue one's mind races so fast that she'll one day realize she's married with kids. Granny Smith: Applejack, I'm going to need you to wash my bed sheets. Applejack: Again, this is the third time this week. *Sigh.* Applebloom, could you go get them? Applebloom: Please don't make it do it. It'll smell like old cider and there are other smells I can't describe. How about Big Mac? Big Mac: No! *Leaves the room.* Rainbow Dash: I'm going to try slowing down. Can't have all the fun. Right? Rainbow Dash: I signed us all up for speed dating. Rarity: *Eats a grape.*Applejack: Rarity, you spit that out right now. Edited December 25, 2016 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Applejacket 185 December 26, 2016 Share December 26, 2016 Applejack: I have parents Rainbow Dash: I have a life Rarity: I have intensive fangirling disorder Twilight: I have OCD Pinkie Pie: I have Satanic Bibles Fluttershy: I have sexual relationships with small animals Starlight Glimmer: I have friends Sunset Shimmer: I have a purpose Berry Punch: I have merchandise 1 Memes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 December 26, 2016 Share December 26, 2016 "Do you think there's ever such a thing besides books?" -Twilight "The cake is a lie" -Pinkie Pie "Darn cloud! Why you don't take any of my stuff? It's free and it's saying I have over 37GB left" -Rainbow Dash "Something's not right here at Sweet Apple Acres..." -Applejack "Discord, don't give me those eyes!" -Fluttershy "I'm telling you! I'm not wearing any pants whatsoever." -Fancy Pants "If I'm not on my scooter, I'm I just a Loo?" -Scootalloo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavens-champion 1,905 January 3, 2017 Share January 3, 2017 Random villain: The first minion to kill the Princess of Friendship... Will be permitted... TO WEAR HER SKULL AS A HELMET! (I have nothing against Twilight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmarston1 5,959 January 3, 2017 Share January 3, 2017 (edited) Rarity: Pinkie, the girls and I have been meaning to mention something to you for quite a while. Pinkie: What is it? Rarity: Well... Rainbow Dash: You really need to go on a diet. If you keep eating like this you are bound to get type 2 diabetes. Pinkie: As if! Two weeks later Doctor: The results are in. You don't have diabetes. Pinkie Pie: Phew. Doctor: You have super-diabetes. You only have two weeks to live. Pinkie Pie: 2 Days Later: Pinkie: Ugh I think I am going to be sick. Twilight: Pinkie what's wrong? Pinkie Pie: I think I ate too much candy. Rainbow Dash to Twilight: (Whispers) I thought the whole point of this prank was that it would get her to stop eating garbage, not lethally overdose on sugar. Pinkie Pie: WHAT! You mean I don't have super diabetes! Girls how could you?! 2 more days later: Rarity: I always knew that Pinkie Pie would be the first of us to die, but I didn't think it would be this soon. Rainbow: Well this sucks, Sugarcube Corner hasn't been doing that well after the Cakes got their divorce. With Pinkie out of the picture, I guess it is going to shut down pretty soon. Everyone else: What a shame. Edited January 3, 2017 by cmarston1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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