Singe 2,111 August 22, 2015 Author Share August 22, 2015 (edited) Twilight: Princess Celestia, has asked us to eradicate their entire population. Pinkie Pie: Then we can hold a funeral party, because no pony has ever done one. There will be grave dancing. Applejack: I can completely understand where Twilight is coming from about how she feels around her big brother. Some nights you just have to sneak into his room to kiss that cute face and watch him. Not that I'm implying I did such a thing. Rainbow Dash: If the Breezies are so fragile, how are they not extinct? Fluttershy: Pet me with those gentle hands. Edited August 22, 2015 by Singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mustang 647 August 26, 2015 Share August 26, 2015 Celestia & Luna: "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED!" Yes, I just had to make that reference. Applejack: "What reference?" Nevermind... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben the Brony 239 August 26, 2015 Share August 26, 2015 What is this? Whose Line? I'm game! Derpy: "Cupcake?" Discord: "The Spirit of Order, at your Service!" Celestia: "Less Cake!" Luna: "I wanna go back to the Moon..." Fluttershy: "Angel really is a Jerk..." Rainbow Dash: "DO A BARREL ROLL!" 1 *Beware Banana Muffins!* Signature by Ben The Brony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty 249 August 26, 2015 Share August 26, 2015 Applejack: I hate my job. Celestia: I do so love planning executions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superdogz1999 551 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 Minuette: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated," That line was from Laverne and Shirley. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawzy 1,302 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 Fluttershy: these animals can go f*** themselves... Rainbow Dash: It needs to be 21% cooler Rarity: Go make you're own dresses for f**** sake Applejack: I need some help picking these apples Twilight: did you guys know that I'm an alicorn? Pinkie Pie: I'm tired... 1 Think For Yourself. Be Yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetolebob18 728 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 It's Miller Time Fluttershy, you ever think maybe God wants these things to go extinct? (Homer Simpson on being told an endangered species lived on his property) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[NULL] 906 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 (edited) "You're wrong. The magic that resides within me is the most powerful magic of all: the magic of love and tolerence!" - Twilight Sparkle "Hi Mom and Dad!" - Applejack Edited August 27, 2015 by SpaceOnion 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castle Bleck 19,363 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 Queen Chrysalis: "I need to start being more honest and open." By Emerald.↑ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mustang 647 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 Rainbow Dash: "I'm here to stop you Dr. EGGMAN!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Piranha 29,425 August 27, 2015 Share August 27, 2015 I don't think she'll say this within the show, but when cameras are not rolling.... "I'M PREGNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT!!!!!!!" -Pinkie Pie Sig by Discords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 29, 2015 Author Share August 29, 2015 Rarity: I must make haste and win Trenderhoof over before he gets the chance to smash, apple pie. Cherry Jubilee: Boys do love cherries. Chief Thunderhooves: We've followed the great wisdom of Spike and hired a lawyer. Twilight Sparkle: Ha. Ha. I'm not some crazed book fan who would lock up Daring Do and smash her limbs until she writes an ending I would approve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidral Mundet 1,666 August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 Any Mane 6 character: "Hey, you guys think we could be on the wrong side of this and that this guy we're fighting against might actually have a point as well as being sympathetic?" Other Mane 6 character: "What the heck are you on? Of course we're in the right, it's never been any other way. And they're the villain they are always going to be evil unless we fuck over their mind to make them good. Now form up and fire our giant mind wrapping/entrapment magic laser beam and show this guy how to fit in once their heretical thoughts have been purged" Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 29, 2015 Author Share August 29, 2015 Spike: Looks like Rarity and me was never meant to be. Rainbow Dash: Don't feel too bad about it. A real dragon expert told me that your kind lives for centuries. At some point you would have to give up on Rarity once that beauty sags. Those wrinkles starts to make her look like a soggy marshmallow. Finally, she'll become obsessed over seeking eternal youth. Being the main reason you was attracted to her was beauty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
icyfire 433 August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 Twilight: I am so happy my Library was completly destroyed. It was so old and boring. 1 http://icyfire888.deviantart.com/ My Art Dump Post: https://mlpforums.com/topic/136769-icyfire888s-pony-art/#entry4055389 Current Avatar done by: Astral Blade . She is an awesome artist. Be sure to check out her work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\/ 651 August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 I'm sure it's happened, and I might have gone and searched for it first, but I'm still posting it. Apple Bloom: "I've got my cutie mark!" Sweetie Belle: "I've got my cutie mark!" Scootaloo: "I've got my cutie mark!" 1 Enter the Forest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles 2,512 August 29, 2015 Share August 29, 2015 I've not read all through this, but I just wanted to say... Celestia: Don't worry Twilight, I'll handle this. This.Is the clear winner of the topic, for page 1 at least.Hands down. Lmao.~ Miles ~ Rise And Rise Again, Until Lambs Become Lions ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 29, 2015 Author Share August 29, 2015 (edited) Diamond Tiara: Look Silver Spoon, I've found a Pokemon. It's a Weeping Belle. Apple Bloom: So what should we talk about today? Cutie Marks, boys, or girls stuff. Sweetie Belle: I've brought over Rarity's expensive make up. Rainbow Dash: I'm fast because there are a lot of ponies out their who would love to catch this rainbow. Twilight Sparkle: If you're not busy tonight, I was wondering if you would like to reenact some very imaginative written scenes from these romance novels? Mr. Cake: To tell you the truth, Ms. Cake and Pinkie Pie are terrible cooks so they use an additive made by Zecora to make the food taste good. Applejack: A low rate mortgage. Well sign me up. Twilight Sparkle: My research has shown that the power of love is more potent than the magic of friendship. Think of the possibility if I had multiple lovers? Cheerlie: No buts Apple Bloom, unless it's your brother's. Edited August 30, 2015 by Singe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Twilight Sparkle: "Celestia, shut the fuck up already!" Pinkie Pie: "Cupcakes is my favorite fanfic!" 1 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueberry Waffle 102 August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Rarity: "I don't care about fashion." Rainbow Dash: "I like cute little critters. Cool things are old fashion." Pinkie Pie: "I actually don't like cupcakes." Twilight Sparkle: "I don't care about the magic of friendship." -Pixelated OC of Blueberry Waffle by Pripyat Pony -Forum banner created by me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RivkaBobble 110 August 30, 2015 Share August 30, 2015 Fluttershy: Let's all scream! Pinkie Pie: I'd rather vegetables than candy. Rarity: Let's go for a nature walk! Rainbow Dash: I don't care about winning this Twilight: Reading is for eggheads. Applejack: Let me go take a break to nap. Mail carrier Derpy is best pony But Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are cool too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 September 1, 2015 Author Share September 1, 2015 (edited) Trenderhoof: *Whisper.* You're a very dirty girl. Twilight Sparkle: If the magic of friendship doesn't work, I brought weapons. Pinkie Pie: I'm going to cut this cake with the knife that Ms. Cake used to murder Mr. Cake's mistress last year. Maud Pie: Then Tom smashed and smashed. The sound of gravel grinding hard on the surface. Rarity screams happily like she found the most amazing gem. Edited September 1, 2015 by Singe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RivkaBobble 110 September 1, 2015 Share September 1, 2015 Sapphire Shores: That's enough gems. Trixie: I can't show this magic! Its too weak! Mail carrier Derpy is best pony But Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie are cool too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidTheZettaNerd 32 September 2, 2015 Share September 2, 2015 Daring Do: "Talk about having some PDSD! You're looking at this while having flashback, having to do the goddamn ******* pigeon section again!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggybrony 244 September 2, 2015 Share September 2, 2015 err... Let's just say I have a rather strong imagination and typing anything that I think FiM characters would not say would get me a surefire and immediate ban. Just go watch Mock The Week for a bit and you'll get what I mean. I'm not a medical expert, psychologist, psychiatrist, teacher or love doctor. Take my words with a pinch of salt, yeah? I am an experienced cook, musician and care worker though, so that's something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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