Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 Pinkie Pie: What is my purpose? Cheese Sandwich: You make other ponies happy. Pinkie Pie: You stole my Pinkie Sense! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 24,903 August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 (edited) Fluttershy: Shut the fuck up Discord, I already told you I liked you for who you are now stop being so whiny and zap some more Jinsing tea up in here." Edited August 4, 2019 by Emerald<3 Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CypherHoof 26,483 August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 32 minutes ago, Emerald<3 said: Fluttershy: Shut the fuck up Discord, I already told you I liked you for who you are now stop being so whiny and zap some more Jinsing tea up in here." Also Fluttershy: Discord, I KNOW I SAID I like you how you are, but now we are married there are going to be some changes.... ᚾᛖᚹ ᛚᚢᚾᚨ ᚱᛖᛈᚢᛒᛚᛁᚴ - ᚦᛖ ᚠᚢᚾ ᚺᚨᚦ ᛒᛖᛖᚾ ᛞᛟᚢᛒᛚᛖᛞ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Heart 24,903 August 4, 2019 Share August 4, 2019 4 minutes ago, CypherHoof said: Also Fluttershy: Discord, I KNOW I SAID I like you how you are, but now we are married there are going to be some changes.... Discord: I know, I know. I promise to not do anything out of the ordinary and keep things the way you like it. Big thanks to @The Wife of Hawks, @Trix or Treatand @Splasheefor these images! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 5, 2019 Share August 5, 2019 Princess Luna: "Nopony ever makes sculptures of *me* out of gum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 8, 2019 Share August 8, 2019 Luna: Sister, I’ve had enough of your odd behavior. It’s time for you to stop! Celestia: Luna, I can’t allow my self to be led astray! Not even by you! ONE WEAK LINK can break the chain of a mighty empire! Luna: An EMPIRE? Please, Sister. That’s not what our father sought for us to build. Think about our people! Celestia: (Maniacal laughter) I don’t see what you’re worried about! Our father is gone! He can’t tell us how to rule our people. (Celestia transforms) Daybreaker: Admit it, Luna! You’ve always looked up to me! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT WE HAD POWERS BOTH OUR MOTHER AND FATHER LACKED SINCE THE DAY WE WERE BORN! THIS IS WHAT WE NEED TO CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!!!! Luna: NO! I WON’T ALLOW IT! FATHER DIDN’T WANT THIS!!! Daybreaker: FATHER WANTED ME TO BE THE MORNING AND EVENING STAR!!!!!!!! IT BEGINS NOW!!!!! A NEW AGE IN EQUESTRIA!!!!!!!! AN AGE OF WAR, POWER, AND GLORY!!!!!!!!! I SHALL RULE OVER THIS WHOLE DAMN WORLD AS LONG AS I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! (Luna looks down as a tear falls from her eyes) Luna: Very well. (Luna taps her hoof on the floor twice) You leave me no choice! (A hidden mechanism appears from under the floor, which unbeknownst to Daybreaker, is powered by the elements of Harmony) Daybreaker: What is that? Luna: I’ll show you. (With a flick of alicorn magic, the device turns on and zaps Daybreaker) Daybreaker: NO!!!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!! Luna: I’m sorry, Sister. There’s no other way. (Luna presses a button on the device and Daybreaker disappears. A beam shoots out from the device at Princess Luna, who then fires a beam at the moon, and by so doing imprisons Daybreaker inside the moon) Luna: (Another tear sheds from her eyes) Goodbye, Sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 8, 2019 Share August 8, 2019 Princess Woona: "Gaming isn't a "phase"! It's a part of me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 10, 2019 Share August 10, 2019 Twilight Sparkle: According to the Gas Chromatograph, the secret ingredient is....... LOVE? WHO’S BEEN SCREWING WITH THIS THING? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeglow Flicker 13,722 August 11, 2019 Share August 11, 2019 Starlight Glimmer: Buck my counsellor duties for the day! I'm gonna go and steal me a traffic cone! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singe 2,111 August 18, 2019 Author Share August 18, 2019 Cadence: We're going to need more than the Magic of Friendship to defeat him. This calls for the power of love. Shining Armor: Are you going to cheat on me again? Cadence: We need to teach the power of love to everyone. Shining Armor assist me. Shining Armor: We talked about how I'm not really into these sort of exhibitions in front of everyone. Sunset Shimmer: Trashing the dance and faking photos of Twilight is going to take too long. Let's just go hit the dealer and plant some contraband on her. Twilight Sparkle: Now that we got you to be our friend, maybe we talk about quitting the smoking. Sunset Shimmer: The deal was I stopped being a total *** and got to keep the cigs. Starlight Glimmer: I placed Twilight's friends under my control. They'll do anything I say. I want all of you to kiss each other, it will please me. Applejack: Twilight don't you think you're taking this whole making them be friends too far. Twilight Sparkle: I'm just giving them an ultimatum. Become friends or I will wipe them out along with their family bloodlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Starlight Glimmer: Have you ever heard of Barbie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luigi 7,870 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 (edited) Donut Joe: I got some very bad news. I’m gonna have to close down the shop. Princess Luna’s buying buildings all over the town including this one (Two censored words here) and they not letting me renew my lease Minuette: Let me talk to my boss. Maybe he can do something Joe: Listen, girls. I don’t want anyone to know, so you keep quiet about it. You know what they say. Ponies in glass houses sink ships Twilight Sparkle: Look, Joe. I need to buy you a proverb book or something. This mix and match stuff’s gotta go Joe: Huh? Moondancer: A penny saved is worth two in the bush, isn’t it? Lyra: And don’t cross the road if you can’t get out of the kitchen (Everypony laughs) Edited August 19, 2019 by Monado_Dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavens-champion 1,905 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Rarity: I am a ripoff artist who doesn't have an original idea in her head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Rarity: I am *not* a Krusty Krab! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prospekt 11,018 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Twilight: "Spike, where in the world did you get all of those gems? Rarity said she was missing a bunch. " Spike: "Uhhhhhhh, internet?" 1 Signature by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Prospekt said: Twilight: "Spike, where in the world did you get all of those gems? Rarity said she was missing a bunch. " Spike: "Uhhhhhhh, internet?" Twilight Sparkle: Spike, did you spend $2000 bits on a gem encrusted bowl?! Spike: I'm not gonna lie to you, Twilight. *Leaves* Edited August 19, 2019 by Sparklefan1234 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 "Spike! Have you seen the statue of Rarity one of her fans carved from a one hundred pound ruby?" - Twilight "BURP!!!" - Spike 3 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 A.K. Yearling: All of the characters in my books are wizards! I am *totally* not making this up to sell more books! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChB 18,557 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Twilight: This book is too long. 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuteycindyhoney 13,307 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 "Why doesn't this book have any pictures!" - Twilight 2 Thank you Sparklefan1234!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 9 hours ago, cuteycindyhoney said: "Why doesn't this book have any pictures!" - Twilight "When did you become Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, Twilight?" - Spike 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChB 18,557 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Pinkie: I’ve had enough parties for one day. 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Zecora: Rhyming is too difficult. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChB 18,557 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Celestia: You can’t have your cake and eat it too. 1 Thanks to @Sparklefan1234 for this awesome sig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparklefan1234 171,541 August 19, 2019 Share August 19, 2019 Princess Luna: "Living on the moon for 1000 years has taught me one thing. Retirement is overrated." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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