Best status updates?

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Have you ever seen an awesome, hilarious, motivational, or just plain random status update for this forum?

 

Post it here, please! I'm sure we'd all like to bask in the glory of some of the best status updates from this site!

 

Just put what the status was, and who wrote the status!

 

(please note that if the status is of a more personal note, you should ask the original status updater for permission, or not post it at all.)

 

((Also, i searched Status, Statuses, and Updates in the search box, and nothing came up like this, so I hope this isn't already made))

 

 

I'll start it off, with one of my own statuses!

 

 

 

Parties like Pinkie--Headcrabs...... headcrabs everywhere.....

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

I have a pretty good one incoming!

 

The suspense is killing you!

[Dragonshy 2,305]

I like the ones where people shamelessly spam their own works. #Sarcasm

[Colon Leftbracket 971]

I have a pretty good one incoming!

 

The suspense is killing you!

 

See told ya!

 

Clickity Click!

 

http://mlpforums.com/statuses/id/30440/

[FLARE 952]

http://mlpforums.com/statuses/id/7722/

 

Best status 2012

 

Plan for becoming a Mod. Step one. Delete this account. Step 2. Make an account that ends with 'oop'. Step 3. Become mod. Step 4. ????? Step 5. Profit. - Grendo

 

 

 

INB4 Klopp becomes a moderator, you heard it here first. -Flare

Edited April 15, 2012 by Flare^99999999999

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

hey, try not to turn this into a "Best Status Battle"

 

I'd prefer this not to be sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum! XD

[Aureity 3,055]

The only ones I remember are the inapropriate ones -.-

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Witty comment

 

Witty comment on the nature of witty comments

 

meta-repeat to the level of your satisfaction Σ(Witty comment on the nature of (witty comments on the nature of witty comments))

 

(meta-repeat to the level of your satisfaction Σ(Witty comment on the nature of (witty comments on the nature of witty comments)))*ad nauseum

 

 

Witty Comment

Edited April 16, 2012 by Blue

[Why-Gnome-Ear-Fifty 400]

Ummmm, what happened yesterday with Dragonshy and the shameless status hating.

 

 

[Flow 1,629]

My favorite status:

 

"IF I LEAVE THE FORUMS, TELL FELD0 I DID IT FOR EQUESTRIA"

[Grendo 174]

[MrMeep 264]

Roses are red,

Violets are red,

Trees are red,

Fuck my garden's on fire

Edited April 16, 2012 by MrMeep

[Klopp 2,050]

INB4 Klopp becomes a moderator, you heard it here first. -Flare

 

>.> I still never added any oop to my username. Also, I have but one more thing to say to this thread:

 

This thread appears to be a forum game, or something spammy of the sort. Thus, it has been sentenced to Cloudsdale Colosseum. This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

I saw a wingless butterfly on the side of the road yesterday, so I poured some Red Bull on it and BOOM! .....it drowned.

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Anything Tom the Diamond posts.

[My Little Emo 8]

LIFE IS A BITCH AND THEN YOU DIE SO FUCK OFF AND GO EAT SOME COW PIE

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

"This status is just a warm up to my next status"

 

"This status is just a cool down from my last status"

[Prince Lightning Da Cute 619]

This is something I just posted that every pony just turned around.

 

"I'm a Prince and I'm erecting a Castle!!" - TagTeamCast

[FLARE 952]

>.> I still never added any oop to my username. Also, I have but one more thing to say to this thread:

 

That is besides the point I said you would turn into a moderator, no conditions regardless of the context.

[Fox 5,330]

When Osama died I said, "In his last attempt Osama Bin Laden is blowing up my newsfeed."

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

http://mlpforums.com/statuses/id/7722/

 

Best status 2012

 

Plan for becoming a Mod. Step one. Delete this account. Step 2. Make an account that ends with 'oop'. Step 3. Become mod. Step 4. ????? Step 5. Profit. - Grendo

 

Klopp's comment:

I don't think that's how it works. I'm fairly confident that those who are best suited for the position of Mod, just happen to know that O's and P's are pretty epic letters.

 

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Pinkazoid