Would you rub ponies bellies for money?

[Bendy 1,821]

Would you rub ponies bellies for money? You know in order to make a living as the only human living in Equestria. 

 

You the human are the master of belly rubs. Ponies far and wide and even the princesses come to you to get their bellies rubbed by your superior human hands. Would you be too shy to do this, even though it just might be the only way to make money here?

Edited August 18, 2015 by Bendy

[Snuggle Fiend 135]

If someone presented me with this opportunity, I would genuinely pounce on them with joy. YUS I WOULD! I would do it free of charge! Full time job! Where do I sign?!?! :3

[Bendy 1,821]

If someone presented me with this opportunity, I would genuinely pounce on them with joy. YUS I WOULD! I would do it free of charge! Full time job! Where do I sign?!?! :3

 

You need a house, food and water. You can't live homeless.

[Snuggle Fiend 135]

 

 

You need a house, food and water. You can't live homeless.

But belly rubs are a vital service! You can't charge for that! :3

[Demirari 454]

Oh my god yes! Where are the paperwork? Sign me up. I'll begin with 80 bits per hour with weekends off. I will only work 30 hours at max.

 

It'll be great and I'll get to belly-rub these cute adorable pastel colored ponies. Although there's a chance I'll be accused of being biased for unicorns and end up going to court over where I should pet all ponies equally or not. I'll blame it on politicians being corrupted and all will be good as I continue to rub those bellies!

['Tia Leaf 200]

Of course. I am not sure why anyone would turn down this profession! It might be the one job where you would want to work overtime.

[cider float 2,537]

Isn't it obvious? Of course I would. You don't even have to be a brony to say yes to this. Even people allergic to ponies would say yes.

[superdogz1999 551]

Yes I would as I like to give all the ponies belly rubs and I would charge 10 bits for a belly rub.

[cider float 2,537]

I'll rub two ponies a hand for each, two other pony bellies with my feet and one with my face.

 

Yes weirdo.

[Yozer247 1,006]

I think this is something people would pay to do, rather than be paid.

There is some mad business for you if you are a fluffy pone, turns out.

[InfectedPone 1,549]

Get paid to do it!? I'd pay to do it! No questions asked

[Caliboom 219]

Heck yeah, I would even do it for free.

 

Rubbing bellies is full-time job now.

[Justin_Case001 4,880]

I've spent many a long hour rubbing the bellies of horses irl for free, so yeah, duh, 'course I would.

[ChrisEggII 44]

I can rub my cat's belly for free. Why would I pay to do this with a pony? Next time read a first post, before you write something that stupid -.-

 

Anyway, my aswer is still "no". I don't like to earn money, when my job is too easy and gives me a pleasure. I would do this for free, but never for money.

Edited August 18, 2015 by Christine Eggston IV

[Coco before Pommel 678]

Not gonna lie, it would probably be kinda weird at first and I'd be a bit shy...like, what if I rubbed their bellies the wrong way/did something wrong and they got mad or something? I assume you'd have to refine your technique a bit for each pony, so I'd probably ask them how they liked it before diving straight in like I would with my dog or something...And I can't believe how much I'm overthinking this ridiculous topic XD

 

 

But in general - hell yeah, best job ever!   I'd also do it for free obviously, but idk if I would actually pay to rub a pony's belly...unless it was super cheap

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

A Veeeerrry weird job but if the pay is good hell yeah because that job would be easy af

[GuyNamedEarl 1,332]

I wonder what the Cutie mark for that would look like.

[Birdy the Phoenix 70]

Yes! Because ponies are so cute, and who can't resist giving a belly rub to something cute?

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

No.

Unless 10000 bits for one VIP belly rup

[Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824]

Certainly! I may even give'em a tickle!

[Quinch 1,120]

Definitely. After all, it would be a skill no different than that of a masseuse.

[silvadel 1,393]

Actually why not go the full route and do massages for ponies.  Belly rubs are fine too -- You would just work at the spa with Aloe and Lotus.

[cider float 2,537]

I'll be waiting in the spa ponies

[Draxon 214]

This is probably the weirdest thread to which I've ever responded.  And the answer is absolutely.

[Alleviate 342]

Of course I would. And soon I'd be the richest bloke around.

1. Seek employment from Aloe and Lotus to learn the basics of treatment, working for peanuts if I have to.

2. Make somewhat of a name for myself working there.

3. Start up a minor side-spa sort of thing where I specialise in belly-rubs

4. Eventually some high-up, be they a princess cutting loose for a bit, or some rich pony, will come.

5. Then Equestria wants in. 

6. Trade belly-rubs for power. 

7. BECOME A GOD

8. Re-employ Aloe and Lotus after their business goes bust, to say thanks and sorry.

Edited August 18, 2015 by Shardikku