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Fixedys

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I can't go. Eren is trying to smash my window with his own body pillow. Maybe next time, when he learns that body pillows aren't bricks.

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「A nightingale in a golden cage, thats me locked inside reality's maze.」

「Come someone make my heavy heart light, come undone bring me back to life~!」

 

 

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I can't attend @Duality's party because @Trottermare Galamane and @Trotteur Sauvage will be there with their pets 

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Can t go to your party, I planned to steal @Duality that day

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Sorry, I would come but there’s this cat gif that is waaaaay too entertaining;

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Sorry, my amount of caring for your party is medicinally supressed.

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Fixedys

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I can't. I'm sleeping.

「A nightingale in a golden cage, thats me locked inside reality's maze.」

「Come someone make my heavy heart light, come undone bring me back to life~!」

 

 

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Sorry, my sink is on fire.

「A nightingale in a golden cage, thats me locked inside reality's maze.」

「Come someone make my heavy heart light, come undone bring me back to life~!」

 

 

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The Diver

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You sold cocaine to my garden gnome. I refuse this invitation! Good day!

"I could have been happy above if I'd never donned the copper carapace and dipped my head beneath the waves to hear the muddled man-made sounds. Distorted and dreamlike droning. The whir and thrashing of a distant propeller, the tumultuous thundering thud of fogbound freighters. Mud underfoot, no sights, except the grasp of a diver's trained hand, dreaming of distant lands knowing all the while this is what I love, not the blue skies and wondering faces above. Canvas, rubber, brass, copper, and glass. Leather and lead, mud and sweat, heaving around in dark, damp depths seldom seen by most yet talked about by all. As if a sunny, happy place where mermaids and seahorses play and chests of gold are lain bare, untarnished by salt and time for all to grasp who are bold enough to go below..." -"Deep Sea Diver", Steven L. Waterman
 
 
                  
 

 

 

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I can't. I gotta spin the signs for McDonalds and Burger King.

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I'm washing my hair, and then I'm drying my hair, and then I'm dying my hair, and then I'm styling my hair...

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Sorry, getting drunk and need to praise Lovebutt.

"I could have been happy above if I'd never donned the copper carapace and dipped my head beneath the waves to hear the muddled man-made sounds. Distorted and dreamlike droning. The whir and thrashing of a distant propeller, the tumultuous thundering thud of fogbound freighters. Mud underfoot, no sights, except the grasp of a diver's trained hand, dreaming of distant lands knowing all the while this is what I love, not the blue skies and wondering faces above. Canvas, rubber, brass, copper, and glass. Leather and lead, mud and sweat, heaving around in dark, damp depths seldom seen by most yet talked about by all. As if a sunny, happy place where mermaids and seahorses play and chests of gold are lain bare, untarnished by salt and time for all to grasp who are bold enough to go below..." -"Deep Sea Diver", Steven L. Waterman
 
 
                  
 

 

 

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