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Whoa!

You need to relax...

 

 

I don't know about everyone else, but I was just messing with you.

...Sorry.

 

Anyway, I came up with a better solution. I teleported Dashie is best pony to another dimension and brought Rainbow back to equestria.

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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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You bet I will!

 

....two million bits....

 

*gulp*

 

There's another one that I told her about... It can seat four, and can still go really fast.

Only problem, it's, once again, pretty expensive: 200,000 - 400,000 bits. Not as much as 2,000,000 bits, though...

Do you think you could help her get that one..?

 

Here it is:

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Here it is in my favorite color:

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...Sorry.

 

Anyway, I came up with a better solution. I teleported Dashie is best pony to another dimension and brought Rainbow back to equestria.

Haha! You still do not understand the magnitude of my abilities!

Psh. Signatures are for noobs, and people who are too lazy to get one.

 

 

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My point is, Scootaloo has a possibly deadly item in her possession. If she drops that doll in a lake, you could drown! If she talks to the doll, you will be forced to say what she says. I need you to go to her Ask forum and get her to give you that doll. I would do it, but she might not give it to me.

 

...fine.

 

 

...Sorry.

 

Anyway, I came up with a better solution. I teleported Dashie is best pony to another dimension and brought Rainbow back to equestria.

 

....Oookay then. Thanks...I think.

 

 

There's another one that I told her about... It can seat four, and can still go really fast.

Only problem, it's, once again, pretty expensive: 200,000 - 400,000 bits. Not as much as 2,000,000 bits, though...

Do you think you could help her get that one..?

 

Here it is:

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Here it is in my favorite color:

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Rainbow Dash only settles for the best! I'm getting her that pricey one!

 

 

OMG ITS DOOMDASH!!!!

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I herd you had 250 Kilobytes

 

.....what?

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Rainbow who is your favorite princess?

 

Also if sonic rainbooms are so difficult then how have you done it like 4 times?

 

Cadence, she's the most fun! The other two sit in the throne room all day and write. Ugh.

 

And, it's mostly the adrenaline. I mean...all of those occasions were pretty serious stuff.

 

 

Rainbow Dash, Ah know it was either you or Pinkie Pie.

Which one of you replaced mah appleseed tack with taffy extract? Ah need it for makin' cider barrels.

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*snicker* Not me...

 

 

Hey Dash, do you ever get the impression that your fans might be a little. . . off?

 

Hey! Watch it, buddy, they're my fans! No matter how goofy they may be...

 

Scootaloo is still my #1 fan, though.

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash! I heard that you are Daring Do! Is that true?

 

HAH! I wish, that'd be so awesome!

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Hey Rainbow, I'm your biggest fan ( don't believe the others, they lie). Anyhow I was wondering, how is your novel is coming along and when are you planning to publish it? I jumped with joy when I heard you were writing one.

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Hey Dashie!

What is your favorite Gaming console?

Mine is Xbox 360!

And besides

You was doing gangnam style!

Gangnam style got 20% cooler!

'ey b0ss

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Well she looks exactly like you!

 

Ehh...I can see the resemblance, I guess...

 

 

Miss Dash Ah can't find my runnin' goggles. Have you seen 'em?

 

Ah mean...

 

'Was kinda wonderin' if you wanted.. y'know... maybe you'd like to go for a run er' somethin'....

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Hah, you don't need goggles to run!

 

Let's race without em! Seriously, they just fog up your vision...

 

 

Did you get the voodoo doll from Scoots yet?

 

No...*sigh*

 

 

What is your favorite gaming console?

Mine is Xbox 360?

Rainbow dash fan from Egypt.

 

Ponytari. Hooves down.

 

 

Hey Rainbow, I'm your biggest fan ( don't believe the others, they lie). Anyhow I was wondering, how is your novel is coming along and when are you planning to publish it? I jumped with joy when I heard you were writing one.

 

Well, uhh...I kind of have to wait for free time in Twilight's schedule, since she's in for a LOT of editing...

 

 

Hey Dashie!

What is your favorite Gaming console?

Mine is Xbox 360!

And besides

You was doing gangnam style!

Gangnam style got 20% cooler!

 

Heyyyy....I don't look at Spitfire like that....

 

 

*reading all posts*

Oh, shouldn't have brought that up, eh?

 

N-no.

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, remember that one time that troll caught you and dressed you up like a little filly :3attachicon.gif20130106_102741.jpg

 

WHOA! WHAT IS THAT THING???

 

 

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Rainbow dash...

Y U SO COOL?

 

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Hey Dash, I heard this guy calling himself Planetboom (and apparently a group named S4 League) think they're "Fast"

 

I think it's a joke, there's no way they could be faster than you, especially not when they take enough time out from practice to write songs about it.

 

 

What do you say?

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