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Hey! I've been asked that again and again-I'll set it straight. I am NOT a lesbian!

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Heya there! It's your favorite pony, back in action! YOu've missed me while I was gone, right? Funny story to that Ninja Derpy incident, but that't too long to put here. Ehh...either that or I'm just

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Soarin'? Aww, c'mon, don't get my hopes up! I'll never get in good with the Wonderbolts!     I gues it's natural for me, you know. Having spent all the time in the air. Besides, it's a lot easier

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Do you know how to surprise ponies like me on my birthday?

 

...party? Dunno, Pinkie's better at that sorta stuff.

 

 

 

*starts petting you and stroking your mane* You're very soft and cute, you know that right?

 

Oooooookay, time to head outta Creepytown.

 

 

Are you playing dumb so that the authoritys don't find out about the rainbow factory or do you really not know?

 

 

Know about what? That it exists?

 

 

 

Glad to see you again has my favorite flyer doing

 

Waiting on summer, and stocking on on pool supplies!

 

 

 

So does that mean you have Atychiphobia?

 

Pfft, nah. I'm not afraid of anything.

You planning to do something or go anywhere during the Summer break, Rainbow?

 

Figure I'd try one of those cross-Equestria marathons. On hoof, of course. Flying would be, you know, cheating. Trying to convince AJ to join me - it'll be a blast and she knows it.

 

 

What would you do if one day you woke up and you didn't have any wings?

 

 

AHHHHHHH NONONONONO! :( 

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Hey, Rainbow Dash, did you know I'm faster than you?

 

*yawn* Riiight.

 

 

 

Hey Rainbow, what about a day with Sonic Rainboom excellence?

 

Whaddya mean?

 

 

 

cant wait to spend with my favorite mare

 

Err...right. Just don't get all creepy-stalkery on me, 'kay?

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Nevermind that question, How did you find a soccer ball?

 

Got a knack for finding things. Not as good as Pinkie, but still.

 

 

 

Dear Rainbow Dash, do you and big mac have a "special" relationship?

 

...wat?  >_> 

 

 

 

XD I wont I wont I'm not some creepy fan hiding the bushes with a camera

 

Cool. You won't believe how many of 'em there are, though. Every time I go somewhere...

 

 

 

Umm  rainbow why do you doubt yourself when it comes to ummm dating? I really think you could make it with soarin.....

 

Aw, jeez, Soarin'? N-no way. He's, like, famous. Well, I mean...I sorta am, too, but like, WORLD-famous.

 

 

 

Hey Dashie! Who's your favorite Wonderbolt?

 

All of em!

 

 

 

Hey rainbow. Meet your total oppsite. Azure rainbow, (Warning, shes kinda a cakeface,)

( http://i.imgur.com/KqHuyNX.png )

 

Yeesh, somepony got outta the wrong side of bed.

 

 

Hi Rainbow Dash! Would you go out with me to grab a smoothie or something? As a friend?

 

 

Yeah, sure, getting real hot outside anyway.

 

 

 

Hey Rainbow Dash, what's the good thing when playing Soccer and the Guitar?

 

Besides it being fun?

 

 

 

Read this:https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8942390/1/Original-Rainbow-Factory then tell me how you could afford a FREAKING MANSION on a weather pony's salary

 

Ugh, not that thing again. You guys know how much you freaked Scoots out when you showed it to her, right?  -_- 

 

And saving Equestria a couple of times comes with benefits, ya know?  B) 

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The Mighty Ninyn, on 08 Jun 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:snapback.png

Umm  rainbow why do you doubt yourself when it comes to ummm dating? I really think you could make it with soarin.....

 

Aw, jeez, Soarin'? N-no way. He's, like, famous. Well, I mean...I sorta am, too, but like, WORLD-famous.

 

Ninyn: "Well I think you should give it a shot. Wheter he's famous or not shouldn't matter to an honorable pony like him. Plus you saved his pie, his spot in the equestria games, and restored his confidence. Hell you even shared a hospital room with him! He seemed to like you as well. Though you may not have noticed it. :l just please and give it a try. :)

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Dear Rainbow Dash, you're ONLY 20% cooler? why not a bigger number?

 

Well duh. Bigger numbers means harder math.

 

...just kidding. It's an inside joke that sorta got outta hoof.

 

 

 

Rainbowdash,

How was the book that Daring Do wrote you in?

 

*squee*

 

:wub: 

 

 

 

 

The Mighty Ninyn, on 08 Jun 2014 - 08:57 AM, said:img-2738915-1-snapback.png

 

Aw, jeez, Soarin'? N-no way. He's, like, famous. Well, I mean...I sorta am, too, but like, WORLD-famous.

 

Ninyn: "Well I think you should give it a shot. Wheter he's famous or not shouldn't matter to an honorable pony like him. Plus you saved his pie, his spot in the equestria games, and restored his confidence. Hell you even shared a hospital room with him! He seemed to like you as well. Though you may not have noticed it. :l just please and give it a try. :)

 

 

Ehehe...I dunno, maybe...if he asks or something.

what's your most favorite sport in Equestria?

 

Is racing a sport? It's totally a sport, right? Yeah, of course it is.

 

 

 

How did it feel like when you flew for the first time?

 

It's when I was really little, actually. I don't remember much of the details. I DO know, though, that it was the most awesome feeling I've ever felt in my life. Bigger than doing a Rainboom, even!

 

 

yeah i hear me too. we can catch a movie when after were having some beach fun okl

 

 

I hear Frozen is good ! ...not really the season for it, though. Darn

 

 

GamerPad: PLAY WIF ME PLAY WIF ME PLAY WIF ME PLAY WIF ME PLAY WIF ME PLAY WIF ME!

Me: Okaaaaay, in other words; have you played any video games? If so, what's your favorite?

GamerPad: ALSO what's your favorite Pokémon--

Me: --If you heard of it.

 

Nothing beats Pac-pony! 

...haven't really played at the arcade as much as you'd think.

 

 

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