Ask The Great and Powerful Trixie!

[pyro pie 68]

Trixie, I was wondering, did a certain pony inspire you to become great? And if so, who was it who inspired you?

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Trixie is not a pony whore! Only because you got successful off prostitution does not mean The Great and Powerful Trixie did likewise! Trixie is a magician, a profession that is legal and respected.

 

Good for you...

 

Your spelling is not genuine either.

 

Trixie does not have to stand for this! Just because some neighsayer made a pic does not render it true!

 

 

Hayshake, but not oats, that time it was barley.

 

right...look deny the truth if you want but it true...so deal with it.

[Glaceon 793]

Teleportation or Levitation?

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Trixie, I pity the foal that called you a "pony w***e". Also, your face is not genuine. I think you are either a robot or a Changeling.

 

Robots and changelings... you neighsayers are really running out of material aren't you?

Trixie, I was wondering, did a certain pony inspire you to become great? And if so, who was it who inspired you?

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie was inspired by this pony:

right...look deny the truth if you want but it true...so deal with it.

 

Right back at you, you deluded foal!

Teleportation or Levitation?

 

Levitation

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

There's one thing I will do when I get to Equestria: Watch one of your shows and sip a freakin hayshake. Never tried one before IRL, so I can't really tell you how good I think they are.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

You'd be a great kid's party entertainer. Just saying. Just so long as you lose the attitude.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Chill Mists (Chilly)

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Robots and changelings... you neighsayers are really running out of material aren't you?

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie was inspired by this pony:

 

Right back at you, you deluded foal!

 

Levitation

 

yeah i am not the one all crazy for myself! why in the hell would you lick your own reflection?!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

There's one thing I will do when I get to Equestria: Watch one of your shows and sip a freakin hayshake. Never tried one before IRL, so I can't really tell you how good I think they are.

 

They are only the best drink that Equestria has to offer!

You'd be a great kid's party entertainer. Just saying. Just so long as you lose the attitude.

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie is already scheduled for Canterlot on the 18th, and Trixie is not about to entertain foals when Trixie has better audiences.

yeah i am not the one all crazy for myself! why in the hell would you lick your own reflection?!

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

They are only the best drink that Equestria has to offer!

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie is already scheduled for Canterlot on the 18th, and Trixie is not about to entertain foals when Trixie has better audiences.

 

 

Well, I'm stuck on Earth, in what seems to be another dimension, so I am currently unable to get a hayshake. Dang, wish they made 'em here.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

They are only the best drink that Equestria has to offer!

 

The Great and Powerful Trixie is already scheduled for Canterlot on the 18th, and Trixie is not about to entertain foals when Trixie has better audiences.

 

 

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Well, I'm stuck on Earth, in what seems to be another dimension, so I am currently unable to get a hayshake. Dang, wish they made 'em here.

 

What's stopping you from coming to Equestria?

 

You posted nothing, the post really represents you.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

What's stopping you from coming to Equestria?

 

You posted nothing, the post really represents you.

 

Dayum! Trixie, you're a huge jerk but dayum girl! You owned Jappleack.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

What's stopping you from coming to Equestria?

 

You posted nothing, the post really represents you.

 

Um, the fact that humans haven't invented interdimensional travel, or I would have made it by now. I suppose you know magic, so you think you could help me at some point? You don't have to if you don't want to.

[Storm Spark 115]

Hi Trixie!

I was one of the ponies you went to school with!

I also have a counter part soul that lives on earth so I also am human.

 

Last week I beat Twilight in a magic battle.

She says if I could beat her then I could definately beat you,.

Is she being serious?

Edited June 18, 2012 by Storm Spark

[JappleackWithApples 34]

What's stopping you from coming to Equestria?

 

You posted nothing, the post really represents you.

 

darn that link...oh well. let me try to show you my words using this picture...

 

 

Dayum! Trixie, you're a huge jerk but dayum girl! You owned Jappleack.

 

you wanna get hit by a shovel?

[Knight of Blades 1]

hey trixie would you fight along side twilight if all equestrea was in danger

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Dayum! Trixie, you're a huge jerk but dayum girl! You owned Jappleack.

 

Trixie doesn't let apple cloppers get the best of The Great and Powerful Trixie!

Um, the fact that humans haven't invented interdimensional travel, or I would have made it by now. I suppose you know magic, so you think you could help me at some point? You don't have to if you don't want to.

 

Trixie is not too familiar with dimensional rifting, Equestrian magic has yet to be able to do so.

Hi Trixie!

I was one of the ponies you went to school with!

I also have a counter part soul that lives on earth so I also am human.

 

Last week I beat Twilight in a magic battle.

She says if I could beat her then I could definately beat you,.

Is she being serious?

 

Of course not! Even a foal could best that loser in a magic battle, an Earth pony foal to boot!

darn that link...oh well. let me try to show you my words using this picture...

 

 

 

 

you wanna get hit by a shovel?

 

Trixie's images are Greater and more Powerful than yours!

hey trixie would you fight along side twilight if all equestrea was in danger

 

No.

[Storm Spark 115]

1. May I have a magic battle with you?

I've actually beat Princess Celestia when I was visiting her in canterlot once.

2.YOU MAD BRO?

3. are you jealous that I'm an alicorn and your not?

4. Did you know that if all of equestria hung in me taking my life over yours, I'd take my life?

 

Stop going to Rule 34.com

 

Trololololol roftl

 

I HATE MY LIFE

 

Edited June 19, 2012 by Storm Spark

[Knight of Blades 1]

so you would rather your world destroyed then work together just ones

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Trixie doesn't let apple cloppers get the best of The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

Trixie is not too familiar with dimensional rifting, Equestrian magic has yet to be able to do so.

 

Of course not! Even a foal could best that loser in a magic battle, an Earth pony foal to boot!

 

Trixie's images are Greater and more Powerful than yours!

 

No.

 

Do you think you would know anypony who is?

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

darn that link...oh well. let me try to show you my words using this picture...

 

 

 

 

you wanna get hit by a shovel?

 

[JappleackWithApples 34]

Trixie doesn't let apple cloppers get the best of The Great and Powerful Trixie!

 

Trixie is not too familiar with dimensional rifting, Equestrian magic has yet to be able to do so.

 

Of course not! Even a foal could best that loser in a magic battle, an Earth pony foal to boot!

 

Trixie's images are Greater and more Powerful than yours!

 

No.

 

​i am not impressed...

 

 

 

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

​i am not impressed...

 

 

 

 

 

It doesn't work.

[JappleackWithApples 34]

It doesn't work.

 

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Wow, Jappleack, you sure know memes. Oh, hey Chilly, long time no see eh? By the way, Rainbow Dash is always best pony.

Edited June 20, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever