How would you convince Discord to turn you into a pony?

[Ruby Splash 100]

Imagine this. You've made it to Equestria through some portal that leaves you human. You find Discord and ask him to turn you into a pony. He folds his "arms", turns his head away, and asks, "Why should I?"

What do you say in response?

 

Personally, I'd let him transform me into whatever he wanted for a set period of time, after which he'd have to turn me into a pony. I think he'd go for that.

 

"Because otherwise i'll just go ask Celestia, and she would do it better anyway"

 

^^ definitely would go for it, otherwise get Celestia to do it for u, and be a Unicorn