Badly describe the last movie you watched

[Guest]

So, I saw this somewhere on another forum a while back and it just came to mind.

The aim is like the title says: describe the last movie you watched in a terrible or boring way possible. For example:

 

Titanic

"some poor bloke met some rich lass and fall in love  then the ship sinks."

 

Mary Poppins

"some woman comes out of nowhere and does some crazy magic stuff and the kids copy her while singing some songs."

 

It can be short or long, just keep it in a bad format.

Edited September 3, 2016 by Guest

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Penguins of Madagascar

Some four penguins fighting some new crazy octopus villian who has a bunch of slowglobes...

[Lil Pip 775]

Batman v Superman:

Its about conflict during midlife crises, then a sci-fi orc emotionally becomes one with what seems to be a green crystal.

[Raritas 6,820]

Zootopia

 

Furry's: The Movie

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Now You See Me

 

4 con artists use their skills to steal things.

[Luminance 2,186]

Monster's University

 

Monsters must be trained in college to scare children to harness their screams to power another world.

[Snow 7,032]

MLP movie 2017: not out yet

and

avatar: rise of the planet of the blue apes

Edited September 2, 2016 by Ju88snow

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

There was a cute little angel bunny who acted like an action replay for ash ketchum and then the world was gonna be token over by weird purple energy and there was a guy who sort of had cruela devile hair lol

[vanillapudding 44]

The Book of Life

Some gods bet on some humans and some people die and others don't and some people don't get married then some people do get married and humanity is saved.

[Rawzy 1,302]

Game of Thrones

 

People died at random intervals, and dragons and stuff, and more dying, and some milkers here and there and some sick wizardry things happened and then a dude and someone else die and then more dying.

[Castle Bleck 19,351]

Pacific Rim:

 

People steal Gundams to fight Cloverfield jerks from Giygas's house.

Edited September 4, 2016 by A.V.

[PoisonClaw 8,164]

Tiger & Bunny: The Rising

 

Walking billboards with superpowers fight crime on reality TV.

[Solid 1,327]

Ip Man

 

[Kiri 7,288]

The Manchurian Candidate (2004)

 

Mind-controlled soldiers, corrupt politicians, control freak mother. Denzel ain't having none of that.

[Snow 7,032]

the boy is striped pyjamas

a boy makes a friend on camp ultimately leading him to his death

(when your mum tells you to be social and make friends.... DON'T!)

[RandomInternetDude 17]

​Captain America: Civil War

 

​Captain America and Iron Man have a bit of a kerfuffle and some of their friends get involved.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope

 

A young man from a desert planet must learn the ancient ways of the Force in order to blow something up.

Edited September 11, 2016 by Prospekt

[Silver Blaze 22]

Rocky 4

 

An old guy fights a young guy.  The old guy loses.  Another old guy fights the young guy in Russia.  There's a speech at the end.

Edited September 11, 2016 by Silver Blaze

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Back to the Future (the first one)
 

Guy accidentally goes back in time, mom then gets crush on her own future son, and ships his mom and dad before he can get written off existence.

Edited September 11, 2016 by Fillypino Fried

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Now You See Me 2

 

4 con artists use their "magic" to reveal things.

[The Crimson Cross 7,532]

Suicide Squad:

 

 

A crazy lady and her friends must save the world by working together to stop the witch

 

 

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Captain America: Civil War

Two guys disagree as to whether or not they should sign something.  And Marisa Tomei is Aunt May now.

[FlutteringDweamz 2,086]

A man's body gets edited so he's part machine and then he has to save a girl from a stupidly hot bad guy that i didn't really find all that hot myself. Also, cats. Cats are everywhere

[redaxted 1,765]

300

Spartan man takes three-hundred men with him to fight a lot and reject Quasimodo.

[fredpaisley 81]

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
 

Mice rule.