Far-Left Bronies Club (AKA The 1st Equestrial Workers' Party)

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

WORKERS OF THE FORUMS, UNITE!

Welcome to the club for the lovers of all things Marxian and the liberation of the proletariat masses. If you wanna join, don't be afraid to ask; I'll add you to the list. As for discussion, talk about pretty much anything related to Leftism: equality, plans to overthrow the bourgeois dictatorship, etc.

Current Members:

• Premier - Mr. Wobbels
• People's Commissariat for Social Welfare - Rarity's Stallion
• People's Commissariat for Labour - Whiteshade
• People's Commissariat for Justice - Strafe
• People's Commissariat for Finance - M14Brony
• People's Commissariat for Interior Affairs - Emperor Belichick
• People's Commissariat for Distractionary "Education" - ThePlantsOfDistraction
• People's Commissariat for Foreign Affairs - Narutardedscum!!
• People's Commissariat for Trade and Industry - roomforapony
• People's Commissariat for Parties - Kaborer
• People's Commissariat for the Freaking Dalai Lama - pseudoDali
• People's Commissariat for Panda Research - Pandy_C
• People's Commissariat for Falafel Cooking - EldarSteve
• People's Commissariat for Soft Drinks - Fizzydoo
• People's Commissariat for Car Production - Darkshadow
• People's Commissariat for Pony - Starswirl
• People's Commissariat for Statelessness - Gozutennou
• People's Commissariat for Et Cetera - Chill Mists (Chilly)

Enemies of the Party (AKA the Direction of Antagonism)

• The G.O.P.
• Jerry Falwell
• Steve Ala (Fascists in general)
• Byron White
• North Carolina
• Sean Harris
• All of the people that have posted in here asking to be on this list (I'm too busy to put you on here, so get out.)

NOTICE: PREMIER WOBBELS HAS BEEN GIVEN A WARNING POINT FOR INSULTING THE HEAD OF THE FORUM'S INGSOC. HE WILL CONTINUE HIS DUTIES AFTER CRYING TEARS OF FREEDOM.

Edited May 20, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Strafe 594]

 

I want in.

[Proctra Music 335]

 

I want in.

 

Give this man a muffin!

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

I want in.

 

Welcome!

 

Give this man a muffin!

 

For Strafe:

 

[M14Brony 92]

I would like to join as well, but I don't see the purpose of an "enemies of the party" list, given that it comes off as unnecessarily antagonistic and could possibly contribute to trolling and/or flaming.

 

At any rate, I believe that it is useful to read some basic works by Marx and Engels.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

 

I want in.

Edited May 7, 2012 by Emperor Belichick

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

I would like to join as well, but I don't see the purpose of an "enemies of the party" list, given that it comes off as unnecessarily antagonistic and could possibly contribute to trolling and/or flaming.

 

That was totally the purpose of the list.

[Strafe 594]

-snip-

 

Why thank you!

 

[M14Brony 92]

That was totally the purpose of the list.

 

Putting forth incendiary material that could spark trolling and/or flaming will only serve to detract from any sort of intelligent discussion that happens in this thread. I honestly do not see the point of it and I reiterate my belief that such a list should be removed.

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

Putting forth incendiary material that could spark trolling and/or flaming will only serve to detract from any sort of intelligent discussion that happens in this thread. I honestly do not see the point of it and I reiterate my belief that such a list should be removed.

 

List has now turned into a lulzy representation of people/groups that we can agree to dislike.

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Since I live in North Carolina, and listen to True Capitalist Radio, can I be on the 'Enemies of the Party' list? It seems like the hipster cool thing to do.

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

Since I live in North Carolina, and listen to True Capitalist Radio, can I be on the 'Enemies of the Party' list? It seems like the hipster cool thing to do.

 

Of course the Trixie lover would oppose us.

Edited May 7, 2012 by Emperor Belichick

[ThePlantsOfDistraction 56]

Might I join in on this glorious party?

[Aureity 3,055]

You may put my name on the list as an enemy of the party. I shall do everything in my power to supress the proletariat revolts. WIth force if neccesary!

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

You may put my name on the list as an enemy of the party. I shall do everything in my power to supress the proletariat revolts. WIth force if neccesary!

 

WHY, AUREITY?! THE ENEMY PARTY?

[Tom The Diamond 1,830]

Of course the Trixie lover would oppose us.

To be fair, ain't all the ponies Capitalist? Equestria is a ruthless Capitalist society...

 

I wonder if the Apple Family and Flim Flam Bros. are considered enemies of this party too...

 

You may put my name on the list as an enemy of the party. I shall do everything in my power to supress the proletariat revolts. WIth force if neccesary!

Dangit, now it's not Hipster to be on the enemy list. Oh well, /$)

 

That is the Capitalist Brohoof, By the way. I'm trademarking that.

 

 

Tom the Diamond (as per request)

Yes, swag! Achievement get!

[Akemi Homura 7,680]

To be fair, ain't all the ponies Capitalist? Equestria is a ruthless Capitalist society...

 

Yes, that's the idea; a society ruled by a ruthless dictator AKA "Princess" Celestia. An idea we oppose strongly.

[MVC NVMXD JVRXD 2,406]

Woah woah woah

 

I'm staying out of this thread.

[Aureity 3,055]

WHY, AUREITY?! THE ENEMY PARTY?

 

It had be done. As friends must shed blood against each other in brutal civil wars, so too must they fight once more against their brethren for their own ideals.

I shall see you on the battlefield! *signals armies*

[Rarity's Stallion 23]

It's so nice to see a passing suggestion I made in a different thread evolve so quickly into something with so much potential haha

[Flow 1,629]

I could do for Foreign affairs, if you like I gotta love Khrushchev's shoe banging incident XD

Edited May 7, 2012 by Narutardedscum!!

[Whiteshade 1,426]

I could do for Foreign affairs, if you like I gotta love Khrushchev's shoe banging incident XD

 

shoe throwing > shoe banging imo, please don't bury me for that comment though

 

and a correction, there is no department for propaganda, the correct term would be "Education"

 

Also I want this on my uniform:

[roomforapony 285]

I wanna join!

[Mr. Wobbels 664]

HOLLANDE HAS WON THE FRENCH PRESIDENCY. REJOICE!

Edited May 7, 2012 by Mr. Wobbels

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Vive la France! C'est le révolution!